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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, fat birds, eh?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22736496

Should we be allowed to parade ourselves up and down in public, or should we stay hidden out of sight behind our computer desks?

Alt: Where's everybody gone? Is someone 'barbecuing' some 'nommy' 'pulled pork' or something?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:20, 135 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
HELLO BEFFYBOO
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:29, Reply)
*taps foot and looks at watch*
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1982733
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:30, Reply)
THERE'S A GRAIN SHORTAGE YOU KNOW

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:32, Reply)
NO WHISKEY CHAT!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:32, Reply)
I'm sorry B3th, but I can't abide waste

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Woah, It won't go to waste
one of my collegues is already eyeing up the, jerk chicken and the sticky ribs
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Phew
Ok...I was worried for a minute there.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:36, Reply)
This level of caring is what makes you so special Twoey

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:38, Reply)
x

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Thread Fail
Twice in two days.

*deletes account, kills self*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:30, Reply)
It's the time off the day.
once the cunt's have finished filling their faces more will start posting
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:32, Reply)
It'll be too late for me then.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:32, Reply)
*resists the urge to make a about 20 years to late joke*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Oh, you!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:39, Reply)
I love fat chicks
It's ugly chicks I can't stand.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:30, Reply)
Actually, I don't mind ugly chicks either

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Does any of this answer your question, I've no idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:31, Reply)
It helps, TH.
Thanks for taking part.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:34, Reply)
With pleasure, my dear

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Fat chicks are disgusting.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Whereas fat men are the height of physical attractiveness?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:31, Reply)
more to cuddle right, chicks love a cuddle

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:34, Reply)
I don't think any men are physically attractive, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!?!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Surely you can comment on whether or not a man is attractive, can you not?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Not without being a bender.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:38, Reply)
only ultragays can't comment on whether or not a man is attractive

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:39, Reply)
One word: Narnia.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:39, Reply)
psychochomp likes 1930s kids?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Edwardian?
It was set during the war, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:41, Reply)
I have no idea what you are talking about

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Ninja cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:43, Reply)
I'm a lion!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Bear

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:46, Reply)
+ back rider

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:52, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:47, Reply)
hahahah!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:49, Reply)
I wish I had a paperclip

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:54, Reply)
All I'm saying is, right, Game of Thrones..... Sam, right? Gets the girl.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:35, Reply)
They are totally going to stay alive right, and Sam is totally going to rule the seven kingdoms by the end

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:38, Reply)
I'd fucking LOVE it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Yeah, a girl whos dad is her husband and has some incesty baby.
oh and she's illiterate.

WHAT A CATCH
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:41, Reply)
JUST LET HIM BE HAPPY.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Be what size makes you happy
but if your clothes are so skimpy and tight that they make you look like sausages, then maybe have a rethink, mmm?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:39, Reply)
And who thinks being able to read makes you a wizard

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:44, Reply)
That was really confusing
until I realised where you meant to post it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:46, Reply)
I'm not really awake either

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:18, Reply)
aslong as they don't tuck their breasts into their pants we're cool

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:37, Reply)
What if they tuck their breasts into YOUR pants?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:38, Reply)
how far apart would we be standing?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:39, Reply)
No more than 40cm

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:44, Reply)
i suppose the height difference needs to be taken into account
let's just assume that i wouldn't have sex with someone who tries to put their breasts in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Sensible

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Cool, hidden titwank

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:45, Reply)
Where are we supposed to tuck them then>??????!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Can't they just fling them over their shoulders?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Like a regimental soldier?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:40, Reply)
throw them over your shoulders like a veiny boa

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:40, Reply)
What if I'm not wearing blue?
Then it wouldn't co-ordinate
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Depends if you normally coordinate the rest of your outfit to the scarf

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:49, Reply)
We're going to need a bigger MARR*


*bra
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:41, Reply)
In your socks.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:40, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1982583
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:09, Reply)
I may have said this before
but I really think the Taste & Decency Police should carry out a pre-emptive cull in Spring to rid us of fat birds who may dare to bare in what we inaccurately refer to as 'Summer'.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:41, Reply)
I think what we can learn from 'plus size models' is that fat birds are only really acceptable if it's all in proportion and you can't really tell in photos.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:48, Reply)
I think you have it there, Tangles.
Large is not too bad as long as it's relatively toned. It's the wobbly bits that look horrendous.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:51, Reply)
I just bothered to read some of that,
what sort of school with eleven year olds has a triathlon club?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 13:58, Reply)
A bit tri hard if you ask me

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:00, Reply)
A school for fat girls

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:01, Reply)
An American one?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:11, Reply)
It's all down to personal taste
Personally I don't find fat people sexually attractive because they sweat and stink and the ground shakes when they walk. However my friend prefers fat lasses because he's fucking weird and collects kids toys.

You see?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:13, Reply)
I bet those famine report videos gave you the right raging horn.
Who's the weirdo now, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:16, Reply)
they will do anything for a warm drink
PJ knows where his bread is buttered
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Not at home
That's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Still you landwhale

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:21, Reply)

funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/funny-pirate-costume-dog-she-be-whale-hour-late-blowhole-wet-pics.jpg
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I heard he can only climax in the presence of a vulture

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Isn't that the case for everyone though?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:47, Reply)
for real

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I bought an electric lap steel
I need some new strings though. Has anybody got any?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:21, Reply)
is that like a bionic crotch?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:23, Reply)
It's not NOT like a bionic crotch

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Where do you get bionic crotches from?
I think I would like one
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:26, Reply)
They're about $6m I think

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:33, Reply)
does
dodododododododod sound effect
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Cor
Can you play it?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:29, Reply)
I've managed to bang out a few dirty blues licks
but it's surprisingly different to a guitar, so I need some practise. Cue angry neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I've always wanted one of them shits

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Proud moment on the weekend
when my kid stepped on a wobbly paving slab and started pretending it was a wah wah pedal. Good girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Thats awesome. Want to see a cute picture of my youngest pretending to rock out with a guitar hero controller?
No? Thought not.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)
yes please

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:39, Reply)
NICE
With obligatory wah facial expressions?

Yeah, this is pretty fun. 45 quid from Crack Convertors.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Yup, bless 'er
£45 seems a steel - AH SAID....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:40, Reply)
We live in a funny old world.
that model it slightly chubby at most.

I was promised fat birds. *sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)

www.discovergalapagos.com/photojournal/frigate2.jpg
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:30, Reply)
*wanks*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I think its wrong to start telling people its ok to be fat
Its not, its unhealthy and fatties stink out the train.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Also
Thyroid problem my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Cake retention

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:44, Reply)
You don't see many starving fat people with thyroid problems
Thyroid problem + cake = fat
Thyroid problem + salad = Normal

Or take the fucking thyroxine
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I think its wrong to start telling people its ok to be ugly
but I haven't reported you FB profile picture yet.

it's all about tolerance, see.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Who said its ok to be ugly?
And I don't report people for being fat, but I don't go around saying its ok to be overweight as its unhealthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Also not everyone in my facebook page is ugly
and none of them are disgusting smelly fatties.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Hang on, let me remind myself....
well, and I'm self-censoring massively here, the kids have mercifully escaped what ever happened to you and your missus, I can only assume they are they got lucky or that the milk man is a stunner.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I think everyone know's it's unhealthy.
but occasionally allowing images of less-than-anorexic women to be shown in a positive light is not the same as force feeding people cake. One cold even argue that you'd get less obese people if everything other than stick-thin wasn't all lumped in together by the media and twats in general.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)
It's admirable you're trying to whiteknight so many fat chicks.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:53, Reply)

knight whale
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)
*mans the harpoon*
well, that's what I call it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:58, Reply)
I was never that keen on clubbing either

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:01, Reply)

man harpoon
harpoon man
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Taking one for the team.
several in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Less than anorexic? She's overweight, thats not a positive thing.
I'm not talking about stick thin, my wife isn't stick thin, but she isn't overweight. How about showing healthy models who aren't overweight and also not anorexic to give both anorexic and overweight people something to aspire to. Something healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)
If you think the model in that story is fat, I'm amazed you can go anywhere for vomiting.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I didn't say fat, I said overweight
and she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 20:46, Reply)
NU FRED

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Thank fuck for that.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)

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