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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You done anything out of character recently? For the first time in my entire career, yesterday, I told a collegue that a [a guy I have to work with at a client] "is a complete and utter dick, I don't know what the fuck his problem is, but if it wasn't for XYZ i'd tell him to go do one..... and you know me, when have I ever dissed a client before, he's really rubbed me up the wrong way". He was well shocked, but completely agreed.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:11,
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I actually lost my rag with my boss. I've always been careful not to direct my anger at the higher ups, as generally they don't like it. But they've fucked me around a lot recently, and I was tired and just lost it. I managed not to swear at him, but I imagine he won't be looking favourably on me for a bit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:21,
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I am renowned for my straight talk, and my boss thinks it would be out of character not to challenge him for being a cunt(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:44,
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If you don't give my boss back what he gives you,he thinks you're a weakling and has no resepct for you. This is so, so wrong I cannot begin to tell you. Basically in his mind, being reasonable and flexible makes you some kind of PUSSEH.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:53,
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'Be a total cunt all the time'is basically the Old Testament in a nutshell.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:56,
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Oh, sweet Jesus...www.xvideos.com/profiles/ringofyre#_tabAboutMe
Do I dare join up and look at the full glory?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:02,
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He's only 40??????????(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:03,
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That was my first thought.Man, Trolling The Trolls must age a man.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:13,
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I'm guessing xvideos is a porn site?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:08,
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I may just pass on this one then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:11,
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I'm at home, and I ain't investigatin' no further.There's almost certainly something really weird in there that no-one needs to see.
/edit - oh hang on, it appears to be some kind of porny dating site..
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:25,
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My boss just threw a Hershey's cookies & creme at meSo I ate it. That showed him.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:59,
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Joke's on you there, Hershey's are fucking vile.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:30,
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The Kisses areThese are actually pretty good. White chocolate with little bits of chocolate biscuit in it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:33,
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I wound someone up on the internetto the point where they deleted me from facebook.
Wait, thats not out of character.
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Peej, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:22,
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haha Poor Al.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:34,
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I wasn't even talking about you!Plus as far as I can tell we are still very best facebook friends forever etc.
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Peej, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:23,
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Just todaySomeone who has had a sales order raised a few weeks ago screaming at the directors that they will terminate the entire contract over nothing at all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:26,
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"I've never had such poor service from a supplier, and no doubt this will leave a indelible mark in my mind against XXXX for years to come.... "Really?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:05,
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Nope, I'm fairly predictable.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:35,
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You can read me like a bookWell, more like words on a messageboard.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:38,
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Not really. I'm pretty predictable me.ETA: I posted the same thing as tangles, that's not like me.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:50,
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I kicked Andrew Marr in the balls for saying that(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:53,
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I am currently facing up to and dealing with my problems instead of procrastinating and living in a state of total denial.This is not like me at all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:52,
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I haven't been around much the last few daysbut I gather you've decided to sell your place? The repayment scheme isn't working out, I take it.
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Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:53,
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It's too punitive and with 3.5 years more to go, inflation alone will render it unworkable.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:54,
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I've been fairly cheerful lately, and have bearly thought of taking my own life at all(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:54,
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In that case I think you're strong enough to cope with this:IT'S 'BARELY' YOU UTTER FUCKING WANKER GOD YOU'RE STUPID
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:55,
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Oh yeah, so it isThis bloody medication, I tell you!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:57,
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Fucking hell twoey all the time I put in writing your eulogy (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:58,
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Oh, dear boy!I'd very much like to hear it some day x
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 14:58,
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Well at the moment it's in the form of a limerick (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:00,
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Ah, the most eloquent of the art forms born of the emerald isleWell, lay it on me, brother
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:04,
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I haven't quite worked out the ending yet what rhymes with click?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:06,
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That doesn’t quite seem to have the punch I was looking forThere must be some others, I’ll keep thinking
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:10,
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MMmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............
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Almost this is Twoey I know somewhere is the perfect word that will just fit like a onesie on James Corden
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:16,
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I just want it to be PERFECT(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:23,
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Have you seen this yet from Turkey?m.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jun/05/woman-in-red-turkey-protests
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something something gobble something(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:05,
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I had an egg the other day that I didn't like.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:11,
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I love it when you speak french!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:14,
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I love it even more when you sound like a french donkey.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:16,
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I'd like a donkey that smoked gitanesand shrugged dismissively at everything.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:19,
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A haw-hee-horse would be better(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:21,
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hang on, haven't we done this eggy cup stuff before?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:17,
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Only a cunt wouldn't know that, Al.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:34,
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*raises hand**quickly drops hand*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:35,
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I ate salad for lunch, does that count?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:41,
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