Paedo teachers/ BBC news thread
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-22793239

What the actual fuck is up with this country where this guy is allowed to teach again because the images he viewed weren't porny enough?!
A pic of him up too. Don;t fancy his windows chances.

When was the last time you were genuinely shocked and appalled and why?

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( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:01, 79 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

OH MY LADY GAGA!

( Kroney, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Racist

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:06, Reply)

The government doesn't need to hire hitmen to assassinate people any more, it just fabricates a story to out them as nonces then sits back and watches a torch-bearing mob of VIGILANTE JUSTISS!!!1 do a better job than they ever could

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Perhaps the professional conduct panel have all the relevant information and have based their decision on that?
It's rare that I am genuinely shocked and appalled.

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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:10, Reply)

I just think it's wrong.
What does he need to do to be considered a danger?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:12, Reply)

I'm not party to the official guidelines on this.
You could maybe submit a FOI request to the relevant government department?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:20, Reply)

being dangerous?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:27, Reply)

He should write to all of the parents
offering a critique of their child, giving reasons why he doesn't fancy them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:30, Reply)

hahahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:48, Reply)

I got the KB from Jimmy Saville.
Wrote to Jim'll nonce it to go to a farm or scuba diving.

:(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:02, Reply)

David: ears stick out
Paul: body odour
Kieron: arse not big enough
etc
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:07, Reply)

We had a paedo teacher at school.
You will be genuinely shocked to hear I was not one of the girls he nonced up. Worked his way through half the sixth form though, the filthy pervert.

Once I became a teacher myself, I found it even harder to understand what can make someone do that.

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( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Massive one at my school too.
Always wore a bumbag with plasters and first aid in for scrapes and whatnot. Highest voice known to man and more mince than a butchers.

Married. With kids.

Never understood it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Ours was about thirty, single, and apparently had been nonced up good and proper himself as a young lad.
He was suspended when one of the girls came forward - they'd known about it for months but couldn't get anyone to talk. I was without a German teacher for a whole term, and I blame that entirely on my only getting a B for my A Level. Bastard.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I am sorry to hear that the paedophile that was noncing up your classmates finally getting caught
had the unfortunate effect of mildly inconveniencing you.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:31, Reply)

THANK YOU!
At last, somebody gets it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Not you though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:48, Reply)

b3th please can you mod all of this so it's a bit better?
Only it's right shit at the moment.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Is it at all possible that it's Nakers who keeps this place from collapsing into shit?
It couldn't be, could it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Nakers is excellent.

( Kroney, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:31, Reply)

There are many cogs that keep the big wheel of off topic turning and he is just one of them.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:33, Reply)

racist

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:33, Reply)

You overestimate her powers, I think.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:29, Reply)

You're just hard to please.
This morning you have had the choice of funny animal swearing thread or a serious discussion. Both of which you have shot down.

Stop moaning about it and start a super duper amazing thread where we can all frolick.

Slag.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:31, Reply)

What did I shoot down where?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:35, Reply)

You called my thread shit :(
Im over it now.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:37, Reply)

Nothing to get over
I was referring to the general situation on b3ta.com
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Although now you mention it, it is a bit shit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Not sure about the other one.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:38, Reply)

my brother's school had a music teacher that all the boys knew was a nonce
He did eventually get the bullet, but the school must have known for years. Anyway, he's now being prosecuted, about ten years after they sacked him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:42, Reply)

I think every school had a nonce in the 70s/80s
It was to mirror TV personalities

Ours was Mr Walters, the PE teacher. He had his own song:

"Watch your bums
Here he comes
Mr. Walters"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:47, Reply)

he sang it himself?
surely, he wasn't a very good paedo if he warned you via the medium of song?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:58, Reply)

WORST.PAEDO.EVER

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:02, Reply)

If he shagged sixthformers
he wasn't really a paedo, surely?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Oh here he comes, with his "definitions" and "accuracy"
we're not interested in what constitutes illegality here. We want OUTRAGE AT SOMETHING THAT COULD CONCEIVABLY BE A LITTLE GROTTY.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:03, Reply)

where is nakers?
I miss him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Morocco

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:31, Reply)

tenner says he gets sold into sex slavery
As a girl
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I think that's why he went

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:41, Reply)

tenner says he is disappointed
As he thought he was booking up a week of playing with a children's engineering toy and had hoped that 10 days would be plenty long enough to build a small car or pulley system.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Lego of this one Jeff

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:46, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1984650
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Actually he was after a new Volkswagen

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:53, Reply)

I posted this on Monday
"Nakers has gone to Morocco for a week, I can’t help but think he will end up in Syria helping to bring down the government thinking he’s on a paintballing trip"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Haha
Classic Hartley Hare!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I was shocked and appalled at the smell of YM's clopper
as that was my last weekend food/plans
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I just remembered the time my mate's missus accidentally put salt in his coffee, thinking it was sugar
Two spoons. His face was a fucking picture. I laughed so much I was nearly sick.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:52, Reply)

When I was a kid we would top up each other's coke with malt vinegar.
Made me really ill once.
(socynicalsohip, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Nice

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I can assure you it wasn't

(socynicalsohip, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:59, Reply)

That must have been murder on your nostrils

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:05, Reply)

I can do you a wrap of Sarson's for a tenner, mate

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:10, Reply)

I made one of my mate's sisters a coffee using Bisto once
White, two sugars
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Meat and dairy in the same drink?
Is that kosher?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:02, Reply)

child porn teacher?
Which loony lefty, yogurt knitting hand wringer decided that child porn should be a school subject anyway?

I blame Al.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Early warning system.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Have they posted a new QOTW to vote for yet?
if so can someone link it please?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Lazy prick
www.b3ta.com/board/10970509
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I have no idea what constitutes low-level images
but I have a suspicion they aren't actually porn.

But I'm sure people better qualified than the BBC or you and I have made the decision based on sound evidence.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Manga probably
Or Lisa Simpson sucking off Flanders.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Non-erotic and non-sexualised pictures showing children in their underwear, swimming costumes from either commercial sources or family albums. Pictures of children playing in normal settings, in which the context or organisation of pictures by the collect
or indicates inappropriateness.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COPINE_scale
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Photos of his own kids winning a race at their sports day

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:58, Reply)

alright Drimble
I don't see you over here much.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:03, Reply)

alright DOZERTRON!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:06, Reply)

The MONSTER probably had photos of his old classes or something SICK like that
Imma burn his gaff down anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Burn a mosque too, just in case

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:02, Reply)

meh, he sounds worrying but not actually dangerous, I doubt he'll get any work in schools now anyway.
I don't really shock, but Monty apalls me regularly Cunt lemming that he is.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Hah you bot-bot mannatee!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I NOW GET THIS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:03, Reply)

He makes you pale?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:03, Reply)

No, he turns him into a bucket.

( Kroney, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Doesn't need to fill him with straw though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:05, Reply)

OK A NEW THREAD IS BORN

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:05, Reply)