Hello...
I'm only a lurker, really, so do flame away* - but am I the only one who finds much of this "offtopic" board much too fluffy much of the time?

Just wondering'


*Actally, flaming might be good - variety being the spice of life!
(Gravity's Raincoat, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:54, 23 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

This offtopic board is specifically for the fluffeh ones.
If you dare to come here then be prepared to be hugged, given cake and smooched.

*Blows raspberry*
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:56, Reply)

A bit...
But I could make a post about fucking a baby until it bursts, and people would just laugh and say "Oh, that Kaol, what a joker!".

I've tried, believe me.
( Cawl, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 12:58, Reply)

That Kaol!
He's such a joker.

*hugs*
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:00, Reply)

BGB
Yeah - but am I the only one bored by the endless sessions of "how are you/ have some cake/ your really great you are"?


I'm all for a bit of niceness now and again - but this is like a support group for menopausal single women. (Or what I imagine a group like that would be like, not fitting that demographic)

Oh - Kaol - hahahah!
(Gravity's Raincoat, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:03, Reply)

I beg to differ.
You can never have too much niceness. We have sexeh time as well but in a fluffeh way.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:07, Reply)

This maybe* a stupid question...
but why would you continue to read it if it bores you?

I like to visit occasionally and read anything that's of interest... and I always leave feeling all fluffeh, coz they're nice here.


*almost definitely isn't
( Moey, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:14, Reply)

Do you want flaming?
Ok then: piss off over to /talk, you flaming bellend.




only joking, we're nice here really
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:21, Reply)

Flaming bellend
certainly sounds like the effect of such a cocktail...
( Moey, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:25, Reply)

i think
there's a sufficient mix of fluffeh and filth. which i like as i can be quite schizo in my reactions to stuff - by way of one example, sometimes i feel like baiting the trolls who are too dim to grasp the concept of "tongue in cheek" or self-parody; other times i feel like telling the mean gits to get to fuck. most times, i just roll my eyes and think, next.

so these threads cater for all tastes imho!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:26, Reply)

al, gunter
I'm not trolling - I'm just curious.

I don't log in all that much, either. When I do, I've had a couple of quick looks over here to see if there's anything interesting happening. Sometimes there is. But there's also the same posts time after time that revolve around cake, or mutual ego-massage. I was just thinking aloud.

If there was a thread that interested me here, I'd probably spend more time. That could be done without having to be non-nice.

A flaming bell-end: ouch.
(Gravity's Raincoat, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:28, Reply)

al
er, yes.

sadly, it is!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 13:56, Reply)

It is rather fluffeh
but if we wanted otherwise we'd go post rude shit to /talk like everyone else. This little board fills a need that b3ta has had for some time now- a place to have pleasant chats without the usual onslaught of "yer mum" crap. It makes a nice refuge from the /b/ rubbish that seems to clutter up every other part of the internet...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:02, Reply)

Tis the way of the world.
Every ying (/talk) must have it's yang (/offtopic).
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:06, Reply)

^ Agrees
It's, like, the cosmic b3ta balance man
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:19, Reply)

fluffeh and filth
One thing I like about these QOTW threads is that teh fluffeh and teh filth can both peacefully co-exist side by side. It's sort of like the Yin and the Yang of b3ta. It encourages me to explore and share the full range of aspects of myself.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:23, Reply)

.
* hugs Al *

* hugs Al's mum *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 14:28, Reply)

@Nematode Cutlery
aye, it's too fluffy for me so I tend not to be on here that much. But then, I'm not a fluffeh person and I'm happy with posting QOTW stories and sending 1008 gazzes a day, on average.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:01, Reply)

^^Don't listen to CHCB.
She's the fluffehest one on here.

Oh yeah! You never gazz me *sulks*
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:25, Reply)

nah
I'm the anti-fluffeh according to al, and he's right. And re: the gazzes - my inbox is 99% filled by Enzyme.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:35, Reply)

99%
But 99% of 1008 is...

*works out on fingers*

LOTS!

Or was that an innuendo, yer little minx?

(@Nematode - I sort of agree with the sentiment... though I can see how this board has kept a lot of crap off the main QotW)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 15:39, Reply)

^
In-YOUR-endo, fnarr fnarr, etc, blah.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:05, Reply)

Fuck off the lot of you.
*Restores B3ta ying-yang balance*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:11, Reply)

Well then...
OMG joo roxxors my boxxors!

LOLlolLOLlolBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZbbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzlolLOLlolLOLeleventy-one

Is that better?...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 14 Jul 2008, 16:43, Reply)