excellent, i have a stupidly photographic memory
it's annoying when i'll say to friends "remember this" and they all stare at me blankly. battered gets nil points for saying "an elephant never forgets".

alt: i've gone from queen of the sweatyhanded pandering to mad-haired cat-free spinster on this place.

altalt: no.

but a colleague just super-generously gave me a voucher for £150 on amazon for helping him with a legal issue. what should i buy?????????
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:38, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Spend it on hair dye.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)

ZING!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:40, Reply)

pffffffffffffffft
like you could get a decent cut and colour for even twice that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)

As someone who has grey hair cut to a grade 2, I am not exactly au fait with how much haircuts cost as opposed to barbers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I've moved down to a grade 4

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)

NONCE ALERT

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:57, Reply)

haha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:19, Reply)

i've found a geezer to do mine for £25 and he does it well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:01, Reply)

I've never had my hair cut by a man, it don't seem right to me
/ac
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:01, Reply)

yeah but at this place a pretty girl from Estonia/Poland/Lativia with large brests washes my hiar and gives me a head massage

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:05, Reply)

£8. Every three weeks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:03, Reply)

£25 every 6 to 8 weeks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:04, Reply)

£16.50, yesterday - first one since September.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:06, Reply)

yeti

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:07, Reply)

£8 whenever I get too fucked off with it flopping everywhere

( Kroney, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:06, Reply)

I thought your hiar was all stuck up like "Guile"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Yeah and there comes a point when it starts flopping over like Shamu's dorsal fin.

( Kroney, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:09, Reply)

Orca fondler

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:13, Reply)

£6 at the place around the corner from mine for a grade 1.5
and he did my eyebrows too which were getting a bit Dennis Healey-esque.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:13, Reply)

you're paying £300 for a cut and colour?
Fucking hell, they saw you coming.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Are you picking on Molly Ringworm again?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:57, Reply)

i need a nice summer duvet please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Happened so fast....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:44, Reply)