additional question:
The mrs wants a pair of Dubarry boots for her birthday, knowing this makes my life easy, BUT they are £300 which is ridculous.

So do iI:
a: suck it up and buy them safe in the knowledge it's something that she wants?
b: Spend less but put in more effort, by finding gifts myself?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:24, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Option a, of course.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:25, Reply)

that's what I would normally do, but £300, for some posh wellies?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Whatever Lola wants...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)

A.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:26, Reply)

£300?
That's £10 a metre!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Cable lols

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Dozer is his wife?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)

You've got to weigh it up versus the amount of sexual favours you'll get in return.
Sure, you could spend 300 quid on thoughtful gifts you came up with yourself and sure, it may get you a few extra blowies and a go in the sex swing. However, if the boots get you a two-teste-maximum threes-up or a grant to the trademans', your choice has been made for you.
( Kroney, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)

You don't really get how this married with a baby thing works, do you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:28, Reply)

And will hopefully remain ignorant for years to come.

( Kroney, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Yeah, you know OG has already practised signing her name with your surname?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I wouldn't blame her. I'm quite the catch.

( Kroney, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:31, Reply)

i always imagine you to be a bit like the greased up deaf guy from Family Guy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:39, Reply)

I don't understand this reference.

( Kroney, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_-64DIXTlQ
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
although, greased up kroney?

urgh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)

i don't think that will be a problem

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:31, Reply)

^ top advice here ^
And a click for ' two-teste-maximum threes-up'
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Bad side
Could be 2 mono balled blokes giving her a roasting while he looks on and Cranks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Ewww.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)

the Hitler Spitler
as its known
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Eloquent assrithmetic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Or option c:
"Spunk 300 sheets up the wall on a pair of boots, hanging your hopes on getting conkers deep, but instead getting fuck all."
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:31, Reply)

You've got Nakers mixed up with PJ, here.

( Kroney, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:34, Reply)

*wrecks mike*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLets Get Reeeeeeeeeeeeeady To Grumble

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:36, Reply)

PJ & "Not Dunkin'"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Donut go there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Someone should have told this bitch that
www.youtube.com/watch?v=juLHmG76P4Q
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)

what am I watching?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Some stupid American bitch thinking she is showing the world how shit the service is
at Dunkin Doughnuts...........The comments are well lol


www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAOo9SnzRH8 on this version of it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Nah, this applies to any married man, IMHO.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:39, Reply)