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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can't remember what i wanted to make a thread about
I have just bought £100 worth of wine from the wine society, what was your last unnecessary/extravagant purchase?

alt:if you were to do the world a favour and kill yourself, how would you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:31, 145 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Alt: Probably at one of Kroneys BBQ's that I would get an invite to.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:34, Reply)
immolation it is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:34, Reply)
STRIKE one

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:35, Reply)
just sayin, there's a new thread up

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:05, Reply)
But it's - no offence - shit, Frank

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Is his name
Shit Frank?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:25, Reply)
There's a comma, you unlettered bufffoon

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I chosen to ignore that.... I prefer Shit Frank

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Yeah, but you're not responding.
Just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Your mum offered a group discount
So I paid for everyone to have a go.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Best 50p spent EVAH

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:35, Reply)
She would normally have given at least 10p change back to be fair
she saw you coming
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:36, Reply)
I'm not suprised she saw, all the other holes were taken

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:37, Reply)
SOMETHIG ABOUT A SPUNKY FACE

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:37, Reply)
MARRkakki

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:39, Reply)
on a different note
Now that the noncey teacher is up before the beak, all of a sudden they cant report the name of the pupil that he ran off to France with. At the time her name was all over the news. Its a very odd situation
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:35, Reply)
At the time there were no charges against him and no one sure they had actually run off together

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:37, Reply)
what not even with the pictures of them arm in arm on a ferry?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:37, Reply)
they may have been on a completely legitimate and platonic field trip

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Or he could have been noncing her up the shitter

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:42, Reply)
I appreciate that
It just seems a somewhat pointless exercise
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:42, Reply)
yeah but the law is the law, it doesn't have exceptions
victims in cases like this have their anonymity preserved regardless of what went before
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Alright Judge Dredd
Its like you have no sense of irony at times young fella me lad. I am going to type this and ask you to read it slowly...

I understand why it is happening it just seems a somewhat pointless exercise
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:51, Reply)
i'm gonna need an irony check here please dozatranny

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:51, Reply)
As well as that the jury will have to pretend that they didn't follow the whole story as it was happening.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Megan who?
they should all stand up on mass when he arrives in the dock and shout NONCE
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Or the foreman should just go
we f-f-f-f-f-f-find the defendant g-g-g-g-g-guil-guil-guil-guily.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Nice

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:08, Reply)
similarly those Woolwich nutters are described as the alleged killers of Riggers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:01, Reply)
We actually made a card for the kid
We were quite disappointed when her password wasn't 'ILOVEMATHS'
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:08, Reply)
I bought a bus powered 2TB external hard drive to store all my TV and films on.
It was over a hundred pounds, but I earn a frankly sickening amount so it's basically pocket change.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:40, Reply)
I hope you are suitably ashamed of yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:41, Reply)
bus powered?
I thought they were cheaper than that anyway thee days
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:41, Reply)
he has to rig it up to a routemaster
they are quite expensive
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Al has a Boris Bus
doesn't seem very left wing of him
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Does that mean the middle of his hard drive keeps catching fire?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:45, Reply)
only when he rubs it too quickly

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:48, Reply)
I like this

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:51, Reply)
As in I don't need an external power supply
it is powered over the USB cable.

If you get ones that aren't bus powered they are a bit cheaper, but not that much.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:01, Reply)
I see, I have one of those, only 750 gig though
isn't there some theory that something saved digitally doesn't exist unless it is in 7 different places or something? due to the chances of deletion/destruction?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:04, Reply)
I work on two or three copies.
Also, you need a way to recover the data from whatever you've got it on.

So having 30 floppy disks but no disk drive is a bit pointless.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:11, Reply)
probelm is you could have the photos etc on your laptop and backed up on a hardrive
but if your house burns down they are both gone, you need them in another location as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:13, Reply)
I'm probelm

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:24, Reply)

pro +ing
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Alt: Slowly with drugs and alcohol.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:40, Reply)
I keep adding extra bottles of wine onto the weekly Sainsburys online shop to get it over £100
and therefore delivered for free

/false economy.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:45, Reply)
I'd like to die from exhaustion in a ball pit

no kids mind
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:48, Reply)

up to your balls in a pit bull, more like.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Hi Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:58, Reply)
You want to die in YM?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:54, Reply)
i dun a clcik here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:01, Reply)
How many bottles is worth £100

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Knowing Nakers 30m worth

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:53, Reply)
eleventy.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Enough

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:57, Reply)
7

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:59, Reply)
BBC breaking news
"Jordan passes Abu Qatada treaty" More to follow
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:57, Reply)
The amount of time her shitpipe was reamed, I'm shocked she noticed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:58, Reply)
clickity click

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Oh, I say.
Quite outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:00, Reply)
^^What he said

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:08, Reply)
*golf clap*
+ click
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Very good have click

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:12, Reply)
All of my purchases are extravagant
But I guess the most recent one that was over a tenner (and wasn't for my children) was my electric lap steel.

Alt: Pills probably. I'm afraid of heights, don't have a gun and don't like the idea of drowning.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:10, Reply)
And I'm not very good with knots

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:10, Reply)
hence the velcro shoes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:11, Reply)
How dare you
I wear black plimsoles with an elasticated gusset.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:15, Reply)
How short are your legs?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Well they start below my bum and go all the way down until they reach my feet
Where they stop
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:23, Reply)
lap steel?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:10, Reply)
It's an RSJ that fits across your lap to stop you falling into YM

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:13, Reply)
zing!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:14, Reply)

www.musiciansfriend.com/folk-traditional-instruments/artisan-ea-1-electric-lap-steel-guitar
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:15, Reply)
I see, is that for country style playing, you know witha metal finger up and down the fret board?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:16, Reply)
The Bi Bonneted one
is all about the metal finger
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:18, Reply)
*likes*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Typically, it is
I tend to favour blues over country myself. Also, run it through a few pedals and you can make some really weird noises.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:21, Reply)
The new TV I purchased the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Pfffffttttttt.....you get them free with Mobile Phones

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:16, Reply)
pssst Titch means a man in a dress
I don't think they come free with a phone
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:20, Reply)
NSW
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1985587
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:24, Reply)
CSB
what did you get? did it come with anyrthing for free
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:16, Reply)
This one
www.richersounds.com/product/tv---all/samsung/ue42f5500/sams-ue42f5500
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:18, Reply)
42" you ghastly prole

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:19, Reply)
NSW
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1985587
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:21, Reply)
mother fucker

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:26, Reply)
A week old Zing

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Depends on the size of the room dunnit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:21, Reply)
You still rocking the CRT, Nakers?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Nah upgraded to a 32" inch flat screen
ironically we now watch less tv than we did before anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:25, Reply)
If you need help finding the power button then just ask Nakkers.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I concur
32" screen is more than big enough for any domestic room, any bigger and you look like you are on the dole
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:28, Reply)
i could have gone for 37" as our sitting room is pretty big, but if we then move somewhere smaller...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:31, Reply)
OAK TV IS THE FUTURE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Poor sporters
In that there desolate wasteland of the North East all they get for entertainment is a plank of wood with a crudely drawn depiction of Ant and Dec
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)
That sounds better than watching the real thing on TV though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Very nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Pretty good for £500. I thought.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:23, Reply)
do you sit on a cushion in front of it and pretend you're at an Imax?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Nice
I bought the UE40D6530 about 18 months ago, and it's totally brilliant. This one looks like it has way more features, so you'll have loads of fun playing with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I'm going to wall mount it out of the reach of my daughter.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Very wise
The day I found a sticky finger print on the screen, the boys thought the world had come to an end. The fear in their eyes as their normally pretty easy-going dad went completely mental...it was beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:34, Reply)
additional question:
The mrs wants a pair of Dubarry boots for her birthday, knowing this makes my life easy, BUT they are £300 which is ridculous.

So do iI:
a: suck it up and buy them safe in the knowledge it's something that she wants?
b: Spend less but put in more effort, by finding gifts myself?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Option a, of course.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:25, Reply)
that's what I would normally do, but £300, for some posh wellies?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Whatever Lola wants...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)
A.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:26, Reply)
£300?
That's £10 a metre!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Cable lols

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Dozer is his wife?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)
You've got to weigh it up versus the amount of sexual favours you'll get in return.
Sure, you could spend 300 quid on thoughtful gifts you came up with yourself and sure, it may get you a few extra blowies and a go in the sex swing. However, if the boots get you a two-teste-maximum threes-up or a grant to the trademans', your choice has been made for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)
You don't really get how this married with a baby thing works, do you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:28, Reply)
And will hopefully remain ignorant for years to come.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Yeah, you know OG has already practised signing her name with your surname?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:30, Reply)
I wouldn't blame her. I'm quite the catch.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:31, Reply)
i always imagine you to be a bit like the greased up deaf guy from Family Guy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:39, Reply)
I don't understand this reference.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_-64DIXTlQ
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
although, greased up kroney?

urgh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)
i don't think that will be a problem

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:31, Reply)
^ top advice here ^
And a click for ' two-teste-maximum threes-up'
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Bad side
Could be 2 mono balled blokes giving her a roasting while he looks on and Cranks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Ewww.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)
the Hitler Spitler
as its known
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Eloquent assrithmetic

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Or option c:
"Spunk 300 sheets up the wall on a pair of boots, hanging your hopes on getting conkers deep, but instead getting fuck all."
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:31, Reply)
You've got Nakers mixed up with PJ, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:34, Reply)
*wrecks mike*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLets Get Reeeeeeeeeeeeeady To Grumble

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:36, Reply)
PJ & "Not Dunkin'"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Donut go there

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Someone should have told this bitch that
www.youtube.com/watch?v=juLHmG76P4Q
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)
what am I watching?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Some stupid American bitch thinking she is showing the world how shit the service is
at Dunkin Doughnuts...........The comments are well lol


www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAOo9SnzRH8 on this version of it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Nah, this applies to any married man, IMHO.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Hey Monty
Once you've sold your place you could live here for free:

www.gumtree.com/p/flats-houses/lodger-required/1021568193
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)
hahaha
I am the Walrus
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:31, Reply)
This explains the smell

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)
WHY WION'T MY VLOOKUP WORK

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Hahahaha
Did you like the TV's?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:47, Reply)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I've been on a phonecall to BT for fifteen minutes
and only just convinced them that Newcastle exists.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)
one can but wish

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I remember when there were ships on the Tyne
divin eh divin eh... hadaway hadaway shite
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)

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