Burke's Rock
In the 4.25 at Ascot seems like a reasonable each-way bet this afternoon.

Currently 14/1 with William Hill.

As you were.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:43, 96 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so how much would I win if I put on £2?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:45, Reply)

If it is bleach or acid, I'll give you £4 back

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:46, Reply)

i don't get it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:47, Reply)

neither do I

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:48, Reply)

If Ape puts on £2 worth of bleach or acid
WTN
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Can we swop the £ for lb

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:53, Reply)

puts belach or acid on what?
I don't think either are legal currency
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:53, Reply)

That'd be because your missus infected you eith AIDS.
The nasty one.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Depends.
If you put two quid on it to win at 14/1 and it did win, your total return would be thirty quid, of which £28 would be profit.

Assuming you put on a quid each way, totalling a two quid bet and the horse won you'd probably be looking at just under £19, if it was placed you'd probably get back just under £4 assuming your bookie pays a quarter of the odds for a place.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:49, Reply)

just remebered I can't access betting sites at work
let us know if it comes in though eh?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Arr.
Will do.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:53, Reply)

I don't understand what you just said.
Can you please translate that from commoner to educated person please.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Betting, it's a mugs game.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:54, Reply)

I prefer point to point really and a n ice simple tote bet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I've not had a bet this week.
Looks to be worth a tenner.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Is the BBC news site broken for anyone else?

( Peej, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Working fine for me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Nevermind its back now

( Peej, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Fuck you then last time I try and be helpful
You Fucking Cornish Piskie
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:52, Reply)

first and last time

( Peej, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:54, Reply)

I don't care it just seems that a good fight gets the thread going
My magnanimous gesture to save /ot is to call you a Cornish piskie
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:57, Reply)

I'm still taller than Battered

( Peej, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Who aint?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Normally a piskie would be shorter than a dwarf

( Peej, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Even Dwarfs call battered short round

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Dozer

(Comrade Quixote rides again!, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:26, Reply)

He is if he lays on his back

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:31, Reply)

HI PJ is the mrs talking to you yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Withabook 111!!!111

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Yeh she called me a cunt and everything

( Peej, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Communication is key!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:59, Reply)

She wrote down all here thoughts and feelings just like the counsellor told her
then she had it leather bound and threw it at me.
( Peej, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:06, Reply)

I'm sure you don't care
But I finished the bike.

www.b3tards.com/u/98480917b02b1414508e/8567_475081805906960_786687057_n.jpg

www.b3tards.com/u/98480917b02b1414508e/1016127_475081795906961_1395710667_n.jpg
( Peej, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:57, Reply)

I don't care.
Buy some gears.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Gears are for over 40's and gays

( Peej, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:59, Reply)

And hills.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

There's fuck loads of hills round here.
I manage just fine because I'm not a massive unfit baldheaded fatty like Al
( Peej, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:05, Reply)

YESSSSSSSSS
FIGHT
fight
fight
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Hahaha
Not only did the wife make you move into that shed, she also made you paint it pink
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Thats only a shed for people as tall as battered
My shed is fucking epic with 5 fucking widescreens in it so fuck you fuck face
( Peej, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:00, Reply)

SHUT IT PINKY SHED

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

You seem to have finished your bike outside Dozer's holiday villa.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:59, Reply)

I'll give you £50 for it, if you deliver it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:59, Reply)

As Bartleby said to the Mid-wife

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:00, Reply)

The wheels cost more than that

( Peej, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:00, Reply)

It's no Raleigh Grifter.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

WOOOOOOOOO, nice Burn(er)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I might have to give him the chop(per)

( Peej, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Your mum's no Raleigh Grifter either
but it doesn't stop everyone having a ride.
( Peej, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:02, Reply)

clickty click

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:04, Reply)

I could totally do that.
I'm not intimidated by going into a bookies. Dog rough, me. Dragged up the hard way.

In other news, it looks like OT has been shit today.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Well, you know.
Shitter than usual.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Congrats. Beffy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:18, Reply)

fanks.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:21, Reply)

When do you start?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Couple of weeks' time.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:23, Reply)

well done, I hope it leads to what you want

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:26, Reply)

It has pretty good prospects, which is nice.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Perhaps it needs more arguments?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:18, Reply)

No it doesn't.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Sorry, is this the 5 minute argument or the full half hour?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Python lolz

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Make us a new thread, b3th
This one is too narrow in its scope.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:21, Reply)

NOT ANYMORE!
*rips off shirt to reveal 'Hatman' logo*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:22, Reply)

+ shaved into his chest hair

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:24, Reply)

You'd better believe it, baby

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Is it just me, or did it suddenly get hot in here?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I don't know about you but I don't think I'm gonna stand up for a short while

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Jesus CHRIST
It's like equatorial Africa out there.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Full of darkies?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Nah, poor people with flies on their faces, sitting in the dirt
Or 'Havant', as it's also known.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:30, Reply)

I'm gonna spend my winnings on a present for Rory to win Cavy back
This!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:29, Reply)

haha that is brilliant

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Outstanding.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:33, Reply)