i know what i meant to ask you lot
hairdressers at weekend, and infuriatingly i'd left my book at home. so i had to read "tatler". and found that.....

you can actually buy pills to swallow, to make your shit gold and sparkly. so i guess now you can polish a turd.

but WHO THE FUCK WOULD EVER EVER EVER DO THAT?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:58, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'll take a wager at rachelswipe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:58, Reply)

^^this

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 14:01, Reply)

yeah, 'cause i need it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I don't imagine anybody 'needs' it.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 19 Jun 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Whicj artist has a brown finger?
Picasso.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 14:10, Reply)

As a lawyer, presumably you would be able to charge for it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 14:06, Reply)