Fight Club
While I was in Paris last week I narrowly avoided a scrape from a group of french chavs, who first of all asked if I wanted some coke and then tried to nick a cigarette.
With a distinct lack of french in my vocabulary, the only way I could think of to defend myself was to square up and exclaim loudly in English, drawing attention to the group. It worked like as they buggered off and one punched a bin over. Angry.

What are you like in an aggressive situation. Normally I can talk my way out of it but can fight if needs be.

Are you nails or shit in a fight situation?

Who would win out of a B3ta rumble?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:12, 26 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Are you trying to start a fight with Gonz?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:12, Reply)

Bring it!
I forgot about this sites rules.
Surely we can multi task between two threads.
I mean we're not women!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:19, Reply)

You see!
You killed it.
People with Asperger's can't cope with two threads.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 13:14, Reply)

THERE SHOULD ONLY BE ONE, ONLY BE ONE, ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE!!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I think I could probably cope with more than one if I was able to arrange them in size order.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 13:19, Reply)

*Severs head*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 13:19, Reply)

NU FRED

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Right said............

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Asking for fags in France is much more common than it is in england.
Fags are cheaper and they only sell them in certain places which close at annoying times, so generally if you want a fag anyone who is smoking will give you one and sort of expected that you give them one if asked.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Looks at OP
*whispers* poor choice of words there dude... he will be at defcon bongle
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:25, Reply)

I have no idea what this means...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:29, Reply)

why don't you move there if you like it so much ehj!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Lived there as a child, wouldn't mind living there again, but I'd need to get my french above the 5 year old level.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Operacion YewArbre

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:32, Reply)

And you need to get your French above the Spanish level.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:33, Reply)

It was on his way back round (probably to sell coke)
He looked me up and down and went 'problem'?
I was like 'Aye mate, YOU'!

No matter how easily obtainable something is in a country you don't just go to take other people's things.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:25, Reply)

4.30 euro for a packet ! I stocked up whilst there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:27, Reply)

It used to be like that here.
It was impolite to light up in front of someone without offering them one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:30, Reply)

That still happens to me a lot because I smoke roll ups, the normal smokers feel sorry for me.
But to be honest I hate straight cigs.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:31, Reply)

You only go for gay cigs??????

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Yeah, people that you know. Not randoms passing a bar!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Your cultural ignorance and aggressive behaviour to the locals has shamed the good name of Brits Abroad.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:33, Reply)

*doffs cap*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:49, Reply)

could have not threatened to bum them if they had kicked off?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:25, Reply)

He wasn't that nice.
And I was with my lad. Bit innapropriate
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 12:26, Reply)

I release my ink and make an escape

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 13:49, Reply)