I'm sure it'll be shit.
As would any TV channel I set up.

In other news, why are so many politicians mental? I've only just heard about that councillor who thinks he's an alien. What the fuck is he on? And, more to the point, where can I get some?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I watched that show the other night
It's his "Mum" that's the alien. His father left (or died) when he was tiny, and his real Mum was a massive alcoholic who died when he was about 17.
Dr Freud, your 4 o'clock is here....
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)

He still gets regular alien gash though.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Yes, apparently so
Why is it that all of the people that have been abducted by aliens turn out to have some sort of psychological affliction? I just don't understand it. If you were going to study an alien species, you'd pick a smart one, wouldn't you?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)

The smart ones know to shut up about it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I certainly won't be telling anyone about the fact that I'm descended from aliens and regularly get visited by sexy nympho aliens.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Like a spaceship could take off with you in it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

something something mountain shaped out of mashed potato something

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

: (



AKSHULLY, I'm considered quite svelte on Alpha Centauri.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

on compared to
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Oh
zing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Wait...is this you?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:19, Reply)

That was taken before I put my makeup on.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Hey, you wear a sleeping helmet too!
I thought it was just me!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)

The tin foil keeps slipping off during the night

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Nah, I suffer from nocturnal auto-pummeling
I punch myself in the face while I sleep.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Even your subconscious hates you.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)

:(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Yeah, NASA's new one only has 32,027 kiloNewtons thrust.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)

That's a fuckton of kilospoons.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Is that why you can't usually make it out of bed before 4pm

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

It's not aliens, it's the government testing potentially dangerous drugs that might cure crazy.
So far, tests have been a failure.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Wait, this sounded way too sincere,
I do not believe this.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

This is actually true

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)

To be fair, if I was going to give experimental drugs to loons,
I'd totally dress up like an alien species just to give their family a good excuse to cut them out of the will.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Makes sense

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)