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No, YOU fuck off.
Why aren't you out of bed?

alright.
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 7:53, 82 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Yo AB
I've been trying to log onto my servers since 7:18am.
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:01, Reply)
Have you tried switching them off then on again.

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:06, Reply)
I am out of bed!
Mornin' AB. I will be travelling to Huddersfield soon.
More news as it happens.
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:04, Reply)
been working since 6
guess you've finished your nightshift wiping peoples arses
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:10, Reply)
SINCE 9 YESTERDAY.

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:11, Reply)
sounds fun
so do you now sleep through the entire day
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:13, Reply)
Sometimes I might actually be out of bed but not posting on the internet
Weird, I know.

alright
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:25, Reply)
NO WAI!

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:26, Reply)
Yeah right, tell us another one.

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:29, Reply)
Oh I still lurk and read all of it all the time

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:31, Reply)
Tangs

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:37, Reply)
Twos

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:45, Reply)
Morning
Fucking hell, I struggled to get up this morning, couldn't be arsed.

Pre-payday blues are not fun.
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:33, Reply)
how much of your pay packet this month will you be setting aside to pay down your debts?

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:34, Reply)
Enough of it, thanks for asking.

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:57, Reply)
just trying to keep you on the straight and narrow

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:58, Reply)
Appreciated

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:02, Reply)
Totally got paid today, you fucking povvo.

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:37, Reply)
Me too!

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:45, Reply)
Git

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:57, Reply)
I get paid mid-month
MID-MONTH
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Woah what kind of crazy, off-the-wall remuneration system have you got going on down there??
You Pompeiians are waqqqiiii
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:47, Reply)
it's all the ash in their lungs

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Bladdy Mericans, innit

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:49, Reply)
It's BACS gone mad

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:51, Reply)
Haha

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:56, Reply)
Bleurgh
That's right....Bleurgh.
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:36, Reply)
if you're gonna spew...

...spew into this
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:38, Reply)
Hey
That was a haiku
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Good morning all

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:52, Reply)
no.
no it is not
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:53, Reply)
Hey everyone - it's sporto!

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:53, Reply)
*waves*

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 8:57, Reply)
I've got a central recruitment event to go and be an assessor for,
It's going to be shit.
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:01, Reply)
That's the spirit

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:19, Reply)
Anyone for tennis?

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:01, Reply)
NOT RAFEAL NADAL THAT'S FOR SURE!!!!

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:03, Reply)
Real Feel Nadal is the name of his line of sex dolls

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:18, Reply)
Check this out right
On Sunday I met Peter Tatchell AND Marc Almond
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Something something pints of cum something

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:08, Reply)
He doesn't look good
All that stuff about cum being good for your skin is BOLLOCKS
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:10, Reply)
SHUT UP
There might be girls reading this
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:11, Reply)
the girls on this site, would just be grateful for the slightest salty tang of human contact

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:14, Reply)
This is not true.

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:19, Reply)
Don't be silly.
There are no girls on the internet.
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:20, Reply)
I've seen pictures, so there must be

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:26, Reply)
Peter Tatchell was really, really nice

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Why did you take such a dislike to Marc Almond?

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:26, Reply)
Turned him down, didn't he?

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Damn you!

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:31, Reply)
I'm guessing Marc Almond turned him down.

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:30, Reply)
He got all MARRdy about it

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:37, Reply)
I hope you die in your own firepit.

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)
I dont even have a firepit!

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
He was a bit of a diva
And his voice is going. We got a bigger cheer than him though.
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:31, Reply)
He wouldn't be if he knew you were straight.

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Alright AB.
Got ten hours sleep last night for the second night in a row. WIN.

Many corpses last night?
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:28, Reply)
10 hours sleep for four days in a row for me
No idea what is going on. Thats nearly a months worth
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Amazing what a difference it makes innit?

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:32, Reply)
I NO RITE
Weekend of beer and wine at Centerparcs really helps. Forgetting to pack the suitcase containing the Mrs and kids clothes not so much
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:38, Reply)
Oops. I assume you had to cough up cash to get them some?
Nothing like unexpected expenditure eh?
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Fuck that, let them run naked

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:43, Reply)
nonce.

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Yep
£180 of clothes for the weekend or £80 petrol + 3 hours lost drinking time
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
You drink £100 worth in 3 hours?
I thought you didn't live in London?
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)
No
I'd just miss being able to drink for 3 hours driving home and back again
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
Sure it wasn't more the missus' eyes lighting up at the thought of a load of new clothes?

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)
They lit up alright
BURNING RED
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)

eyes clopper
(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)
CLITSWITCH ENGAGE

(, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

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