Anyone seen Beadle's About?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:26, 85 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yes, but on the other handzzzzzzzzzz

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Watch out, Beadle's about, Watch out, Beadle's about, YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUUUUUUT, 'CAUSE BEADLE'S ABOUT

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Oh God I'm bored

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:29, Reply)

So, 'no' then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:34, Reply)

No, was it any good?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:36, Reply)

I never watched it.
I'm from Winchester for God's sake. We didn't watch things like that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I liked it when he did that thing to make that person look like a prize gullible twat on national telly.
That was well lol.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:31, Reply)

VAN IN THE RIVER ! VAN IN THE RIVER !
Classic.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:33, Reply)

"Would you like a cup of tea?"

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:34, Reply)

" Sorry, it appears I have parked my tank on top of your car."

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:35, Reply)

You should have seen they ones they didn't let me air on telly.
Great Oldman's will never be the same.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Yeah' mate, here I am.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)

I believe you had a small hand in it, is that right?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Alright Jeremy.
I have a theory that your 'pranks' and 'japes' are just a thinly-veiled attempt to distract attention from your withered hand, extending from a childhood wracked with bullying and your own feelings of inadequacy and freakishness, and that you are only truly happy when everyone is laughing at someone other than you, you fucking Action Man-handed CRIPPLE. Am I right?

PS I only recently found out that you were one of the organisers of the Deeply Vale festivals in the 70s. It was the Treworgey Tree Fayre of its time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:37, Reply)

So let me get this straight...
TTF was the Woodstock of the late 80s and Deeply Vale was the TTF of the 70s?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Yes, that is correct.

Guilfest is the Beaulieu Jazz Festival of the 'noughties', too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Does the Smash Hits Poll Winners Party have any equivalents in any other decades?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Ok, thanks.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Yeah', but I have a massive penis. But on the other hand, it's tiny.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I can't be the first person ever to say that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Not even today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)

=(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Sorry Jeremy
"Massive Cock" and "Beadle" go together like Sir Jimmeh and 13 year olds
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)

I never liked Snoopy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:36, Reply)

'''' '''' '''''--'''''-----'''''.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:37, Reply)

It was shit, that's why

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Good grief

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:39, Reply)

*steals piano*
*something about a blanket*
*advice stall*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)

*tries to kick balls*
*misses*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)

*laughs from the home made lemonade stall*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Jesus...it WAS shit, wan't it
Now I'm GLAD Charles Schultz is dead.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Me too,
I might go and do that annoying spasticated dance on his grave. HE'D LIKE THAT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:53, Reply)

I tell you what I did watch last year
"Animal Olympics" that's still fucking ace
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)

As was most of the shit we had to put up with
such as "Vicky the Viking" & "Sports Billy"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Balt-Balthazar, Balt-Balthazar, Balthazar!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Didn't he bring Captain Beefheart or someone to the UK for the first time orsummatIcantbebotheredtogoogle?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:37, Reply)

see above

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:38, Reply)

As a veggie yurt prick, are you allowed to mention Beef?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:38, Reply)

His moniker is actually a penis reference, which I think is permissible with my diet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Dairy?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Mind your own business

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Naah, I don't frequent churches or synagogues
where they act as lay officials who may usher, keep order, make reports, and assist in religious functions.

EDIT: I have stomped this terrible, terrible thread.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:39, Reply)

YM is a lay. Official.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)

laid to rest more like.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Well I did get rather carried away.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)

I've got all their album.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I've got album
base are belong to me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Did he do this one?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uASNOZvp9to
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)

I remember when he was on Game for a Laugh
With the Kelly Brothers, Matthew and Henry. There was a chick in it too, but her name escapes me. Also, someone like Mike Smith? Dunno. It was 30 years ago.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)

The lovely Sarah Kennedy*


*Not actually lovely. Terms and conditions apply. Typical APR 3148%
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Ah, that's right

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Later series had Rusty Lee

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Well, we've got Affirmative Action to thank for that

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)

'Is that a fat, sweaty coon on the telly?'


'affirmative'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)

hahaha
Laughed a bit too much at this
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)

That still doesn't explain how Martin Daniels got the gig though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Martin Daniels fucked Debbie McGee, you say?
Well those are pretty strong allegations, mate. Are you sure?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I dread to think what here garage smells like

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)

was that Rusty Lee I always thought it was Ainsley Harriott

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Awooga!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)

It was wasserface.
Sarah Kennedy; she of the most woefully inept radio broadcasting style I have ever witnessed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Is she married to Mike Smith?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:50, Reply)

No, that's Sarah Greene
the alleged entire rugby team on a pool table gang banger. Sara Kennedy is a dizzy posh bird who needs a good kick in the cunt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)

Ah, well they all look the same to me

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Bit racist that, Hatler

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Look, I don't mind blonde, white women
I just wouldn't want one in my house.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:04, Reply)

he was on Game for a Laugh
With the Kelly Brothers, Matthew and Henry. There was a chick in it too, but her name escapes me. Also, someone like Mike Smith? Dunno. It was 30 years ago

all this was fields
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Piss off down your own end, I know your Dad, etc

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)

he's a copper

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:50, Reply)

He fights crime, every day, down the station...
/Goes all Elkie Brooks.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Those Kelly boys, so alike in every way.
I should imagine even their dad Ned struggles to tell them apart!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:50, Reply)

BULLSHIT Mr. HAN-MAN!
Ned Jim
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:53, Reply)

^ NOW you're talking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)

The aht of foiting, widdout foiting?
Shouw me shum of it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Hewwo Mistah Bwaifwaite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Before I die, I'd very much like you and a massive bag of weed to come to my house
so that the three of us can watch Enter the Dragon together.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I'm already there, bro.
Already there....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 15:23, Reply)

I always get it wrong and say "Hand man"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)

aaaaand we're back to Beadle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Just keeping em on track

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:57, Reply)

D'you know he never found out that his youngest son, R, wasn't his.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)

Wouldn't it have been amusing
if when presenting Going for Gold Henry asked the question "What am I" and a contestant immediately jumped in with "A potato wog cunt" before he got the chance to ask the full question? Wouldn't it, Monters, wouldn't it?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)

IT SURE WOULD
Actually I'm now imagining 'Going for Gold' hosted by Jim Kelly.

Man that would be good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)