So who is the best B3tan for starting good threads?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:21, 115 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I always like my threads.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I miss frank

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)

I fucking don't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Calm down, Frank was alright really.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)

he was pretty annoying

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Well, yeah, but that was the point of him.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:30, Reply)

More so if you pointed out that he was annoying you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)

sometimes he was genius
but i do loathe lolwaki
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:38, Reply)

hahahahaha yeah lolwaki hahahaha

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:44, Reply)

couldn't hear you over the sound of the amplesponge in your gob

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:45, Reply)

check em

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:48, Reply)

check your own amplesponge
you fatarsed fatty
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:49, Reply)

hahahahaha yeah

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:56, Reply)

NEEDS MOAR MOMO LINKS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)

dubz
check em

www.facebook.com/momo.parrot
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Some cunt no doubt

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)

my thread listing what every day of the year is ie "national sausage day"
is the thread that just keeps on giving*

*please add your own ym jokes here
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Talking of which.....
According to Nakers list of days today is......


Canada Day
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:42, Reply)

I enjoyed the pop-up threads that MontyBoyce used to do.
A quick look reveals that user number 93025 was a pop-up account as well.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)

what are you on about?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:30, Reply)

There was an (all too brief) period in which one of the fake Monty accounts (93025) would start a thread with the intention of deleting it within a certain time period.
It was fresh and exciting and showed the potential future of online interactions.
The account is no longer there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)

My threads are collectibles.

( Kroney, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Deffo you Battered.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Kind of you to say Chompy, but I think not.
Apart if course from the groundbreaking salted peanuts thread. That was an epic.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Salted Peanuts thread?
Don't remember that one.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Simple striaght up cassic thread
We will never see the likes of that again :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Get a room you two.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)

i hear that the Ayslebury Premier Inn on the A5
has a deal on where you buy two nights and get one free + a half bottle of Cava and a single red carnation when you arrive!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:42, Reply)

lusty and I went for a curry on the weekend, to a real old skool place.
At the end they gave her a rose. Ten yards down the road all the petals had fallen off. Lol
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:46, Reply)

when my brother was a youngster, one of his mates spunked a fiver on a rose for a girl
this was a lot when you only had a tenner for the whole night out. he was gutted when one of his pissed-up mates promptly ate it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:48, Reply)

lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:50, Reply)

i heard that there's a travelodge on the m4 where you DON'T get fleas
i think battered may already have taken purpledoris there, though
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:46, Reply)

i wonder if Battered burgeoning relationship with Doris was the final nail in his marriage's coffin?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:49, Reply)

yeah he did
Now they have fleas there
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:49, Reply)

shudder

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Can you split those 3 nights over 2-3 hour sessions?
'cus I like a bit of a show and it takes a while for the drugs to kick in.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)

dunno about thread starting but AA's updates fucking rule

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:40, Reply)

categories of thread starting
pisstakes of other users (that monty boyce is a terrible cunt for this)
genuine attempts to stir debate (politics/news/food)
thinly veiled manifestos masquerading as genuine attempts to stir debate (politics/news/food)
food threads/weekend plans (the last gasp of the friday desperado)
tedious personal updates (al's razors etc etc)

did i miss anything?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Yes, the 2.0 over stomp thread

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:44, Reply)

He makes our lives look dull and empty : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)

okay having thought about it the answer is IS OF COURSE HH
I think deep down we all know Fruit Woes will never be beaten
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:44, Reply)

orly
*proffers square of homemade chocolate cake*

*om nom nom nom*

*eats mythical cake*

*posts pic of kittum*

*shoots self*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)

*skips in a circle* \o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:48, Reply)

morning

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:44, Reply)

alright The Doveston

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:45, Reply)

yeah hi alright

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:53, Reply)

'ning

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:46, Reply)

'sup

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:53, Reply)

today is still a good day \o/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Wilf

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Semi victory from my complaining to Eon, I am a winner!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:53, Reply)

refund?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:54, Reply)

1/2 refund, admitted the mistake to credit reference agencies and they going to look into changing some wording on their website in the next update.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:56, Reply)

very good, I did think what they did was taking the piss
energy comnpanies are however shitcunts to a man
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:57, Reply)

They're shit by default, if you actually complain they're not too bad.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:59, Reply)

I think I shall go play troll bingo on QOTW
Troll Bingo Cards
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Which one's Rory again?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:01, Reply)

all of them

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)

the answer is clearly Emvee, he gets hundreds of replies sometimes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I dunno

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)

I am beginning to realise why people go postal.

( Peej, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)

because it's more personal than an email?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Ok I am beginning to realise why people enter the workplace with a weapon and use it to kill or maim their work colleagues

( Peej, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:16, Reply)

They don't like Mondays?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)

tell me why?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)

I just did.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Because it's more personal than an email?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)

office lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:20, Reply)

You sympathise with violent, selfish, jelly-headed murderers?
^TYPICAL CYCLIST^
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Empathise even!

( Peej, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)

You sicken me

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)

oh ohhhh, looks like someone has a case of the *quotey finger gesture* Mondays */quotey finger gesture*.
You just "hang In there"


And I'll See You Next Tuesday ! HAHAHAH GET IT? "C U Next Tuesday" ! CUNT !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)

I think everyone will agree it's me.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Bruno Mars looks like female Lister from that Red Dwarf episode

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:16, Reply)

He smegging does as well!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)

I don't know who he is, but according to google images he looks like Pauline Black

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Its smeggin uncanny!

( Peej, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:24, Reply)

SMEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Also, having just checked, it appears that whoever that is, is who I think Pauline Black is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:27, Reply)

smegging smeg he sure does.
Now tell me who he is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

he? hang on, is one of them a bloke?

( Peej, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Nah I'm pretty sure both Monty Boyce and Phillipajo are birds

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)

i think the spanish word for little songbird is parajo, or something like that
maybe pj has just mispelled it for all these years
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Dave Pajo was the guitarist in dozer-favourites Slint
Maybe they are related.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)

my beautiful pink smeg will be very offended by this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)

So what you're saying is, Ghostbusters II was all your fault?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)

i think that's possibly a little harsh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Judging by the response
NOT YOU
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)