jobsworth shitcunts
What is the worst job you've ever had?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 17:35, 67 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

WIPIING YOUR MUMS ARSE!!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 17:36, Reply)

Yeah Egypt's kicking off again, glad I'm not holidaying there this yeah

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Pirelli really fucked up their tyres, I'm not even sure the German GP can go ahead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 17:38, Reply)

I thikn I just licked raw chicken off my finger

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 17:38, Reply)

I hope you have a bbc newslink for all of this

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 17:50, Reply)

hey I don't want to spoon feed you guys

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 17:59, Reply)

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2352779/Bestiality-brothels-spreading-Germany-campaigner-claims-abusers-sex-animals-lifestyle-choice.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 18:24, Reply)

i dunno probably my first paper round the pay was shit

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 18:26, Reply)

Taught you the value of a good honest buck though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 18:29, Reply)

taught me that fuck loads of posh people get the south wales echo (local rag) delivered
i reckon cos they were too embarrassed to be seen carrying one out the shop
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 18:34, Reply)

And that the Mars Tripple sticks out your pocket so they're the worst thing to chore.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 18:36, Reply)

chore?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 18:38, Reply)

yeah', knick.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:14, Reply)

I don't care. I've had an excellent afternoon with Micro at London zoo, including a picnic in the sunshine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 18:31, Reply)

i went to that zoo when i was little, it is a cool zoo
what do they have there these days is there a lonely gorilla?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 18:35, Reply)

We saw three gorillas. Excluding bloke from Brixton on the gate.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 18:40, Reply)

oooh is that comedy racism thats my favourite kind of racism

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 18:41, Reply)

Edgy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 18:48, Reply)

Oh yes. That's me. Always.
Alright?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 18:54, Reply)

Also saw several lions, tigers, giraffes etc. I'm not a massive fan of zoos on the whole, but entertaining & educational for kids.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 18:41, Reply)

i went to bristol zoo and a gibbon was walking across a rope using its arms to balance
and it was the most profound, moving thing i have ever seen
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 18:42, Reply)

Did you cry?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 18:59, Reply)

evertim

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 19:01, Reply)

Sky call centre
Long shifts, run by clueless monkeys. Shit training and no common sense.
When I left that place the doctor prescribed me anti depressants. Which I refused. It was scarily easy how you can put yourself on the sick!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 19:29, Reply)

my current one

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 19:57, Reply)

When you sell your flat you can change jobs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:03, Reply)

Read somewhere that Lemmy was unwell and current tour, or at least many gigs under threat.

Sorry to be the bearer etc.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:17, Reply)

Shut I hope hes ok.
Thought the Ducker was indestructible.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:22, Reply)

This thread is two and a half hours old
I'm amazed not a single person has said 'a blow, from your mum'.

So that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:03, Reply)

I thought she was pretty good

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Textbook.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:13, Reply)

Really I can't be arsed anymore.Really.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:20, Reply)

What with? Life itself?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:22, Reply)

The lot mate.
Sometimes you just think why bloody bother.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Or you man up and get on it with. As I am with my divorce.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Yeah you're right mate.
I really do have to count my blessings, it's sometimes it's a bit of a cunt.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Listen to Rory. His advice is invaluable.
Alternatively you could stop moaning on here and kill yourself.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Dressing up as a fluffy animal
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post933470#post933480
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:32, Reply)

+ 2 weeks ago.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:40, Reply)

I once had this job quoting 70s comedy duos.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 20:55, Reply)

One of my modeling jobs was for Emporio.
Emporio. Imagine the shame.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Is Emporio Emvee's Cosplay Name?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 6:52, Reply)