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Morning all.
I was shown the Hell’s pizza roulette challenge yesterday
hellpizza.com/files-nz/roulette/terms.html I think I know what I will be serving up on the next poker night.
Have you undertaken any stupid challenges? What were they and why did you do it?
Alt: With the whole of the world’s radio stations* available on DAB any suggestions for something better for me to listen to?
*perhaps not all radio stations
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:04,
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somafm.com/illstreet/
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:14,
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Groove Salad?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:15,
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playful exotica!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:16,
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classic bachelor pad!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:15,
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You'd fucking love that radio station Monty,
I know you can't get it at work probably, but it's worth a bookmark.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:16,
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I have to get about 4hrs of records together this evening.
Not go to bed which is what all my organs are screaming at me to do.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:21,
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i was gonna change my sig to that ^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:23,
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you should change your NAME to that
then monty's sig will really make sense
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:38,
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You've linked this before, aincha?
I endorse this link.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:52,
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It's the best radio station in the world.
I will link it at every possible turn.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:17,
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The words erotic in a radio station, kinda warns me away from listening to this at work
I will give it a go when I'm at home.
Apart from that how is Wee Pee this morning?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:18,
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There is occasionally the sound of a lady having the sex, but it's in amongst the cool jazz tones, so don't worry.
I'm good, got the day off, gonna go to the gym then do some gardening I reckon.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:36,
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Cool I will look into it at home,
are you going to taunt a fat guy in the pool again by sipping beer in time to his lengths.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:03,
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Nah, I'm going to lift some heavy things, then put them down again, then lift them again.
It's all a bit dull, but it stops me turning in to a bug fat mess.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:18,
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i dunno, jumped off high stuff, snowboarded kickers far bigger then my skill level, butt fucked your mum for 7 hours straight
alt: how about a nice bit of radio 2, that Steve Wright is such a card!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:14,
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your my
tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:22,
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tee
hee
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:23,
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I am definitely still drunk.
Help me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:16,
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Bacon, coffee and plenty of water is your friend
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:18,
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nyommy pulled coffee
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:19,
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pulled lucozade, pulled ibuprofen and pulled bacon sammich
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:20,
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om nom nom
*kyttumz*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:21,
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This is utterly untrue.
Only time will sober you up.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:47,
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N.B. You have to stop drinking as well.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:47,
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*sends St. Bernard*
that's "Ber-nerd" not "B-nard"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:19,
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some of the podcasts on here are superb.
garagepunk.ning.com/(some are not, though)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:17,
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It's can't be two full on for work :(
I used to listen to a New York groove station but I can't remember what is was called.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:21,
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www.youreatotalbender.com
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:22,
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I aint clicking that
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:22,
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oh soz I mean this one
www.hhisamassivewoofter.com
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:25,
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i prefer it's sister site
www.hhmilksdonkeydicksforpennies.com
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:27,
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I look nothing like Rebecca Loos
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:29,
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No, you look like Glastonbury Loos
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:30,
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Talking of which how is Stunned poster?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:34,
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Top form
Hence I am still drunk.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:36,
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it's been a while since i've had a pissed-up text from him
it's my works do tonight, i might have to return the favour
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:39,
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ok toast has achieved nothing
half a pint of coffee has achieved nothing
what now? I am sweating whisky.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:41,
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work frenetically whilst you still feel drunk
because when it hits, it's going to hurt, hurt bad
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:42,
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haha
Best Massive Audio VB12 ¨C 12¡å Single Ported Subwoofer with Box ..I bet it's a concrete block
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:27,
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Pardon?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:28,
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Old scam where people would try to sell you speakers
but it was really a breeze block or summat
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:30,
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Alt: Smooth Xmas
I once engaged in a karaoke challenge with the lads in the band. I rose to the challenge and managed a good number of Pet Shop Boys songs before faltering halfway through 'Go West'.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:36,
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It takes stones to do karaoke.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:37,
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do karaoke build a patio
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:38,
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Hardcore you know the score
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:58,
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there used to be an amazing pizza delivery place called hell's pizza in fulham
they had proper fancy toppings like cashew nuts and stilton and all sorts of disgusting animal carcass. the pizzas all had names like "lust" and "envy". it's gone now :(
i've never ever worked in a job where you could have the radio on. even in the pubs where i worked as a student, we had to have some wanky mixtapes that were piped in by the management/shit cd chosen by the manager.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:37,
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Hell's pizza started out in NZ
it's been around for quite a while, the one you mentioned sounds like the same brand.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:40,
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it was indeed a kiwi one
they had 3 in london, clapham, fulham and shepherds vag, but think they've all gone now
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:42,
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I think the chain is expanding back into the UK
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:59,
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My daughter asked for (and is getting) a ninja suit for her birthday.
I fucking love that kid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:45,
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Look out drug dealers of the east end, you're bound to lose your heads.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:50,
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'funnily' enough I did get her a toy samurai sword too.
Just like her old dad.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:53,
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I got married
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Peej, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:46,
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WINNAH
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:01,
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When I was about 16 I downed a pint of Stone's Ginger Wine in one.
I did it to show off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:48,
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How many press-ups can you do?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:49,
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One.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:49,
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Impressive.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:50,
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That looks shit.
Wakkki challenges are for cunts.
Alt: BBC only. Commercial radio is shit and for cunts.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:48,
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Basically if you listened to anything else you'd feel like you were cheating on 'Nick Grimshaw', right?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:51,
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I'm calling you a homo, here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:53,
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Oh, right.
I see.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:53,
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I don't know who that is, so I'm gonna say yes.
Yes.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:53,
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i like the wakki adverts and the way the mixed sex presenters "bounce" and "pop" off each other with quality "banter"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:59,
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It's like there's a crazy party going on and YOU'RE invited!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:02,
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Did a food challenge in Scotland, as I've mentioned before
The amount was a challenge, but it was the texture that made it properly difficult.
Alt: I only ever tend to listen to Radio 2.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:57,
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Jesus.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:58,
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I only tend to listen to radio for my wake up call, my choices are either Radio 1, Radio 2, or some shitty local radio.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:03,
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worst of all the radios
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:59,
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LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT
how do i click a username?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:04,
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No chance, that's radio 1.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:07,
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Ignore him AA he still tapes the top 40 on a sunday
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:09,
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he prints out the top 40 and files it
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:11,
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fuck you
clicks
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:14,
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My choice isn't much better
Classic FM in the car & Absolute 80's at work :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:01,
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80s wanker
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:02,
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I have never listended to anthing that you have had to say
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:05,
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I listen to your mum doing karaoke
Or Whale song as I call it.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:03,
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Well, she was played by a lesbian...

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:07,
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Christian O'Connell is EXCELLENT.
He calls himself 'The OC' which is in no way prickish. He also definitely does not have a face like a horse. No way.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:13,
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A face made for radio indeed
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:15,
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A face made for smashing into a bloody pulp with a pickaxe.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:16,
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Who is Christian O'Connell is he the camp sounding one that does Radio 1
in the mornings?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:17,
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No, that's you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:20,
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:o
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:21,
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I understand he has a 'sidekick', too, like all good disc jockeys.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:16,
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to be fair, even i might listen to "the monty and lusty show"
they make great dj names
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:20,
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we have a live 'fruit woes phone-in' every morning at 10am.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:21,
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i bet you rip off the stories from here
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:21,
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of course!
When you've such a rich seam of top-notch anecdotes to mine, you'd be mad not to!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:24,
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serious fruit woe question: how does anyone eat kiwis or raspberries (unless in a smoothie)
doesn't it skeeve you out, putting something HAIRY into your gob?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:26,
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hahaha
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:38,
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I love raspberries.
And you can always peel kiwis.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:39,
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i can't bear talking on the radio
and every single fucking radio station (except heat and that sucks tramp dick anyway) has a breakfast show full of perky coke-addled cunts telling you about how their kid buttered its own bagel or their dog reversed the car into the garage... like anyone gives a tiny rat's ass
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:19,
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That’s one of the reasons I listen to absolute 80’s
only problem is over the week it’s a bit repetitious
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:20,
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repetitious?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:21,
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The same records are played multiple times over the week
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:22,
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Oh I see.
Like repetitive.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:24,
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Only not a word.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:24,
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i think he means they repeat themselves
repeatedly
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:25,
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??????
Main Entry:
repetitious [rep-i-tish-uhs] Show IPA
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: wordy, tedious
Synonyms: alliterative, boring, dull, echoic, iterant, iterative, long-winded, plangent, pleonastic, prolix, recapitulatory, redundant, reiterative, repeating, repetitive, resonant, tautological, verbose, windy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:27,
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^ boring, dull, echoic, wordy, tedious
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:28,
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yes, that's what i said
repeating itself
*wheels out illiterate ttj pic*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:28,
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yes only a different word
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:25,
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different it is.
different from 'a real word'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:26,
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OK so it's a real word.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:29,
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I can't be arsed to read all that.
Please summarize it for me.
Re radio stations, Sky FM is a good online one. Dunno if it's DAB though.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:23,
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One slice of pizza has a chilli based fuck you up sauce on it
share said pizza and wait to see who gets the hot one.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:24,
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if you played that with my dad, he wouldn't even bat an eyelid
he likes his food so hot, it's ridiculous. i'm sure he has no tastebuds.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:25,
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I enjoy a bit of heat, but not to where it's a case of ordering the hottest thing on the menu
One of things that pisses me off in recipes is that it says add chilli's they should tell you which compliments the dish best.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:31,
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Innit
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:38,
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Sweeter dishes like sticky spare ribs scotch bonnets
Thai dishes Birds eye chilli ETC.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:44,
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It's probably mouth cancer or something.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:39,
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Basically, everyone just called you a cunt.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:24,
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TY for bringing that to my attention.
I'll file it where I file my important stuff.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:28,
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With Nakers top 40?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:36,
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I made some pretty hot salsa again yesterday
1 whole green chili, half a scotch bonnet. It's
muy picante!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:30,
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I made my missus and I a bowl of noodles a week or two back, which were so hot she threw up.
LOL!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:31,
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You little scamp you.
Morning hippy, how's the hangover?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:33,
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I'll let you know when it kicks in.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:34,
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Haha, nice
I'm really digging the chilis these days, Montz. I seem to building quite the tolerance. Couple that with my obsessive search for perfect flavour, and I'm turning out some genuinely nice stuff. So people have said anyway. I've not experienced any vomiting.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:33,
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I fackin love 'em.
They're good for you too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:36,
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I still order chilli sauces from this site
www.chilli-festival.com/retailers/article/25/Chilli-Bugs-Hot-Sauces/ They have some excellent ones.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:35,
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Ah yes
What are their delivery charges like? I dare say they mention it on the site somewhere, but I'm a lazy lazy man.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:37,
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The brother in law makes up the order I just tell him what I want and he orders it
I assume that there is a minimum spend for a free delivery
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:40,
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When you assume you make a fuck sake I'm bored
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:42,
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new thread alert
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:39,
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A boring old man says
Radio 4 is the only station to listen to in the car
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:39,
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I used to do a metric fuckton of miles every year, I found classic FM had a calming effect on me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:41,
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classic FM tesco brand whisky
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:42,
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+valium
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:59,
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