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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning all.
I was shown the Hell’s pizza roulette challenge yesterday
hellpizza.com/files-nz/roulette/terms.html
I think I know what I will be serving up on the next poker night.
Have you undertaken any stupid challenges? What were they and why did you do it?

Alt: With the whole of the world’s radio stations* available on DAB any suggestions for something better for me to listen to?
*perhaps not all radio stations
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:04, 144 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

somafm.com/illstreet/
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:14, Reply)
Groove Salad?

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:15, Reply)
playful exotica!

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:16, Reply)
classic bachelor pad!

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:15, Reply)
You'd fucking love that radio station Monty,
I know you can't get it at work probably, but it's worth a bookmark.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:16, Reply)
I have to get about 4hrs of records together this evening.
Not go to bed which is what all my organs are screaming at me to do.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:21, Reply)
i was gonna change my sig to that ^

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:23, Reply)
you should change your NAME to that
then monty's sig will really make sense
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:38, Reply)
You've linked this before, aincha?
I endorse this link.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:52, Reply)
It's the best radio station in the world.
I will link it at every possible turn.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:17, Reply)
The words erotic in a radio station, kinda warns me away from listening to this at work
I will give it a go when I'm at home.

Apart from that how is Wee Pee this morning?
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:18, Reply)
There is occasionally the sound of a lady having the sex, but it's in amongst the cool jazz tones, so don't worry.
I'm good, got the day off, gonna go to the gym then do some gardening I reckon.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:36, Reply)
Cool I will look into it at home,
are you going to taunt a fat guy in the pool again by sipping beer in time to his lengths.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:03, Reply)
Nah, I'm going to lift some heavy things, then put them down again, then lift them again.
It's all a bit dull, but it stops me turning in to a bug fat mess.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:18, Reply)
i dunno, jumped off high stuff, snowboarded kickers far bigger then my skill level, butt fucked your mum for 7 hours straight
alt: how about a nice bit of radio 2, that Steve Wright is such a card!
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:14, Reply)

your my


tee hee
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:22, Reply)
tee














hee
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:23, Reply)
I am definitely still drunk.
Help me.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:16, Reply)
Bacon, coffee and plenty of water is your friend

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:18, Reply)
nyommy pulled coffee

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:19, Reply)
pulled lucozade, pulled ibuprofen and pulled bacon sammich

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:20, Reply)
om nom nom
*kyttumz*
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:21, Reply)
This is utterly untrue.
Only time will sober you up.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)
N.B. You have to stop drinking as well.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)
*sends St. Bernard*
that's "Ber-nerd" not "B-nard"
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:19, Reply)
some of the podcasts on here are superb.
garagepunk.ning.com/


(some are not, though)
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:17, Reply)
It's can't be two full on for work :(
I used to listen to a New York groove station but I can't remember what is was called.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:21, Reply)

www.youreatotalbender.com
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:22, Reply)
I aint clicking that

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:22, Reply)
oh soz I mean this one
www.hhisamassivewoofter.com
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:25, Reply)
i prefer it's sister site
www.hhmilksdonkeydicksforpennies.com
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:27, Reply)
I look nothing like Rebecca Loos

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:29, Reply)
No, you look like Glastonbury Loos

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:30, Reply)
Talking of which how is Stunned poster?

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:34, Reply)
Top form
Hence I am still drunk.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:36, Reply)
it's been a while since i've had a pissed-up text from him
it's my works do tonight, i might have to return the favour
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)
ok toast has achieved nothing
half a pint of coffee has achieved nothing

what now? I am sweating whisky.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)
work frenetically whilst you still feel drunk
because when it hits, it's going to hurt, hurt bad
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)
haha
Best Massive Audio VB12 ¨C 12¡å Single Ported Subwoofer with Box ..

I bet it's a concrete block
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:27, Reply)
Pardon?

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:28, Reply)
Old scam where people would try to sell you speakers
but it was really a breeze block or summat
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:30, Reply)
Alt: Smooth Xmas
I once engaged in a karaoke challenge with the lads in the band. I rose to the challenge and managed a good number of Pet Shop Boys songs before faltering halfway through 'Go West'.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:36, Reply)
It takes stones to do karaoke.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:37, Reply)

do karaoke build a patio
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:38, Reply)
Hardcore you know the score

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:58, Reply)
there used to be an amazing pizza delivery place called hell's pizza in fulham
they had proper fancy toppings like cashew nuts and stilton and all sorts of disgusting animal carcass. the pizzas all had names like "lust" and "envy". it's gone now :(

i've never ever worked in a job where you could have the radio on. even in the pubs where i worked as a student, we had to have some wanky mixtapes that were piped in by the management/shit cd chosen by the manager.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:37, Reply)
Hell's pizza started out in NZ
it's been around for quite a while, the one you mentioned sounds like the same brand.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:40, Reply)
it was indeed a kiwi one
they had 3 in london, clapham, fulham and shepherds vag, but think they've all gone now
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)
I think the chain is expanding back into the UK

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)
My daughter asked for (and is getting) a ninja suit for her birthday.
I fucking love that kid.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:45, Reply)
Look out drug dealers of the east end, you're bound to lose your heads.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)
'funnily' enough I did get her a toy samurai sword too.
Just like her old dad.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)
I got married

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)
WINNAH

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:01, Reply)
When I was about 16 I downed a pint of Stone's Ginger Wine in one.
I did it to show off.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)
How many press-ups can you do?

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)
One.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Impressive.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:50, Reply)
That looks shit.
Wakkki challenges are for cunts.

Alt: BBC only. Commercial radio is shit and for cunts.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Basically if you listened to anything else you'd feel like you were cheating on 'Nick Grimshaw', right?

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)
I'm calling you a homo, here.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)
Oh, right.
I see.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)
I don't know who that is, so I'm gonna say yes.
Yes.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)
i like the wakki adverts and the way the mixed sex presenters "bounce" and "pop" off each other with quality "banter"

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)
It's like there's a crazy party going on and YOU'RE invited!!!

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:02, Reply)
Did a food challenge in Scotland, as I've mentioned before
The amount was a challenge, but it was the texture that made it properly difficult.

Alt: I only ever tend to listen to Radio 2.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)
Jesus.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:58, Reply)
I only tend to listen to radio for my wake up call, my choices are either Radio 1, Radio 2, or some shitty local radio.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:03, Reply)
worst of all the radios

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)
LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT
how do i click a username?
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:04, Reply)
No chance, that's radio 1.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Ignore him AA he still tapes the top 40 on a sunday

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:09, Reply)
he prints out the top 40 and files it

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:11, Reply)
fuck you


clicks
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:14, Reply)
My choice isn't much better
Classic FM in the car & Absolute 80's at work :(
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:01, Reply)

80s wanker
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:02, Reply)
I have never listended to anthing that you have had to say

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:05, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2006100
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:03, Reply)
I listen to your mum doing karaoke

Or Whale song as I call it.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:03, Reply)
Well, she was played by a lesbian...

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:07, Reply)
Christian O'Connell is EXCELLENT.
He calls himself 'The OC' which is in no way prickish. He also definitely does not have a face like a horse. No way.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:13, Reply)
A face made for radio indeed

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:15, Reply)
A face made for smashing into a bloody pulp with a pickaxe.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:16, Reply)
Who is Christian O'Connell is he the camp sounding one that does Radio 1
in the mornings?
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:17, Reply)
No, that's you.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:20, Reply)
:o

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)
I understand he has a 'sidekick', too, like all good disc jockeys.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:16, Reply)
to be fair, even i might listen to "the monty and lusty show"
they make great dj names
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:20, Reply)
we have a live 'fruit woes phone-in' every morning at 10am.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)
i bet you rip off the stories from here

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)
of course!
When you've such a rich seam of top-notch anecdotes to mine, you'd be mad not to!
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:24, Reply)
serious fruit woe question: how does anyone eat kiwis or raspberries (unless in a smoothie)
doesn't it skeeve you out, putting something HAIRY into your gob?
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:26, Reply)
hahaha

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:38, Reply)
I love raspberries.
And you can always peel kiwis.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)
i can't bear talking on the radio
and every single fucking radio station (except heat and that sucks tramp dick anyway) has a breakfast show full of perky coke-addled cunts telling you about how their kid buttered its own bagel or their dog reversed the car into the garage... like anyone gives a tiny rat's ass
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:19, Reply)
That’s one of the reasons I listen to absolute 80’s
only problem is over the week it’s a bit repetitious
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:20, Reply)
repetitious?

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)
The same records are played multiple times over the week

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)
Oh I see.
Like repetitive.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:24, Reply)
Only not a word.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:24, Reply)
i think he means they repeat themselves
repeatedly
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:25, Reply)
??????
Main Entry:
repetitious  [rep-i-tish-uhs] Show IPA

Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: wordy, tedious
Synonyms: alliterative, boring, dull, echoic, iterant, iterative, long-winded, plangent, pleonastic, prolix, recapitulatory, redundant, reiterative, repeating, repetitive, resonant, tautological, verbose, windy
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:27, Reply)
^ boring, dull, echoic, wordy, tedious

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:28, Reply)
yes, that's what i said
repeating itself

*wheels out illiterate ttj pic*
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:28, Reply)
yes only a different word

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:25, Reply)
different it is.
different from 'a real word'
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:26, Reply)
OK so it's a real word.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)
I can't be arsed to read all that.
Please summarize it for me.
Re radio stations, Sky FM is a good online one. Dunno if it's DAB though.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)
One slice of pizza has a chilli based fuck you up sauce on it
share said pizza and wait to see who gets the hot one.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:24, Reply)
if you played that with my dad, he wouldn't even bat an eyelid
he likes his food so hot, it's ridiculous. i'm sure he has no tastebuds.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:25, Reply)
I enjoy a bit of heat, but not to where it's a case of ordering the hottest thing on the menu
One of things that pisses me off in recipes is that it says add chilli's they should tell you which compliments the dish best.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)
Innit

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:38, Reply)
Sweeter dishes like sticky spare ribs scotch bonnets
Thai dishes Birds eye chilli ETC.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:44, Reply)
It's probably mouth cancer or something.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Basically, everyone just called you a cunt.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:24, Reply)
TY for bringing that to my attention.
I'll file it where I file my important stuff.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:28, Reply)
With Nakers top 40?

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)
I made some pretty hot salsa again yesterday
1 whole green chili, half a scotch bonnet. It's muy picante!
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:30, Reply)
I made my missus and I a bowl of noodles a week or two back, which were so hot she threw up.
LOL!!!
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)
You little scamp you.
Morning hippy, how's the hangover?
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)
I'll let you know when it kicks in.

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:34, Reply)
Haha, nice
I'm really digging the chilis these days, Montz. I seem to building quite the tolerance. Couple that with my obsessive search for perfect flavour, and I'm turning out some genuinely nice stuff. So people have said anyway. I've not experienced any vomiting.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)
I fackin love 'em.
They're good for you too.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)
I still order chilli sauces from this site
www.chilli-festival.com/retailers/article/25/Chilli-Bugs-Hot-Sauces/

They have some excellent ones.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Ah yes
What are their delivery charges like? I dare say they mention it on the site somewhere, but I'm a lazy lazy man.
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)
The brother in law makes up the order I just tell him what I want and he orders it
I assume that there is a minimum spend for a free delivery
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:40, Reply)
When you assume you make a fuck sake I'm bored

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:42, Reply)
new thread alert

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)
A boring old man says
Radio 4 is the only station to listen to in the car
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)
I used to do a metric fuckton of miles every year, I found classic FM had a calming effect on me

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:41, Reply)

classic FM tesco brand whisky
(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:42, Reply)
+valium

(, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 9:59, Reply)

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