I watched pmq yesterday. I hate everyone in politics now. It was like watching a university debate team on a piss take.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:24, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Poke My Quim?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Ok.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

It's good for what ails ya!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I've got a compilation of Old-time music called that.
This one, in fact: www.oldhatrecords.com/cd1005.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Old Hat!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:32, Reply)

PRIME MINISTERS QUESTIONS YOU DINGUS.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Paul McCartney's Quill?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Pierre Moerlen's Quong

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:31, Reply)

No one will get this AND it's not funny - GO MONTY!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:31, Reply)

With a little help from google I'm listening to it now
You jazz fusion weirdo
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Oh God it's all gone a bit slap bass now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Shamal is a decent LP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Camembert Electrique is the only one I've heard.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:38, Reply)

STOP MAKING MUSIC UP

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)

That's one of their best.
'You' is perhaps best of all - or 'Live Etc'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Just found the full album on youtube, so that's the next 40 minutes sorted.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)

speaking of weird shit, ever heard Ramases?
He was a PE teacher who went mental, decided he was an Egyptian pharoah and made a couple of records with his wife.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)

No, but that sounds right up my street.
I do love music made by bonkers people.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)

'Quasar One' is a tune. Fucking creepy though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)

touches sun

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:55, Reply)

*nose/point*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:08, Reply)

The very one with which he penned We All Stand Together.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:31, Reply)

BOM BOM BOM AYEEEAH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Piss Me Quick

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Pauline's Motivational Quilt?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Phil Masturbates Quietly?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:35, Reply)

The Whitley Bay version

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:33, Reply)

*sprays*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)

It's fucking retarded. Labour go ape shit at a union possibly interfering.
Torys go oooh you're run by the Unions.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)

It is fucking stupid that the Torys can use the fact that a large collective of workers has a say in a political party
when they are run by a small group of very rich people.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)

yeah but rich people are clever, hence how they got rich
whereas union people are poor because they are stupid, so shouldn't get a say
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Clever rich people, Exhibit A: Baked Ape

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Good old Bakers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Complete

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)

i'm not rich

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)

and it didn't count that you went to private school.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:57, Reply)

what didn't?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Ahem Public school not private school

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Typical council estate oik

( Kroney, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)

I wouldn't even hire him as staff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

You'd probably have to train him in how to set out the crockery and cutlery anyway.
Not worth the hassle.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

he be trouble, I have no issues in braking in a new member of the household
but some of them can be so terrible tiresome
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)

I really wish that you would suffer a considerable larger amount of physical pain than you currently do.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:47, Reply)

zero pain X "considerable larger" = zero pain
you must be one of those stupid poor people who couldn't get a GCSE in maths
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:48, Reply)

or English.
'considerable larger'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Either a stein of Stella
or, in Afrikaans, a shitload of wagons in a circle
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:51, Reply)

You must have been one of those people who failed english because you didn't notice my spelling error in considerably.
But in any event, the implication is clear that I'm talking about you suffering a significant amount of physical pain.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:50, Reply)

picking up on people's spelling on here is the last bastion of the retarded
see above
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:52, Reply)

No, you're thinking of 'Barnes'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Oh man the planes are so fucking loud at the moment
they keep waking me up at 4am : (
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)

HAHA
You live in a shit location.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:54, Reply)

And seems to think planes make different amounts of noise at different times.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Seriously you really are a prick
1: they run different flight paths at different times
2: the wind alters how much noise makes it to the ground
3: sometimes they test steep and fast or low and slow (or vice versa) trajectories to measure noise
4: go fuck your self in the face with a pizza and free bottle of cheap prosecco
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:04, Reply)

^ definately upset here ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

\m/ (^^) \m/

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:59, Reply)

And maths.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 14:58, Reply)

i got myself a B, thank you very much
I demoted myself from the A stream cos I couldn't be arsed and probably wouldn't have got an A anyway
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:00, Reply)

A figure that is considerably larger than zero is not zero.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:01, Reply)

yes well done, you've pulled apart that "joke" post to expose my soft underbelly, I'm devastated that my 100% serious post doesn't hold up to mathematical scrutiny

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)

^ upset ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Also the planes are louder because you've got your windows open.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)

i always have my windows open, I'm not a high end gaming shut in

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 15:05, Reply)