Hiya gang! It's me! You know, Monty! From the Internet?
You know, like you get on those 'WAP phones'?

Life sentences: do you think life sentences should mean prison for your whole life? If not, they have a pretty silly name I'd say.

Alt: who is the biggest wee-wee tapir on b3ta?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:04, 43 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yes.
Alt: Dozer.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:06, Reply)

*waves*
HIYAAAAA!

It is rather hot today. Office thermometer says 27C, putting the stoppers on my coffee drinking
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I'm not sorry.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)

it's not being sorry like this which is ruining b3ta for the good guys like Resident Loon

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Ah remember the fluffy days...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

RIP 'teh fluffeh' days

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Which /OT regular was it that he fucked?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)

BGB

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Blimey. That's a misjudgement on the Lampito fucking Sexface level on the 'who's the worst possible cunt a girl on here could have sex with' scale.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)

innit. terrible decision

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)

me

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)

The Resident Poon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I think it is useful for judges to have some guidelines on how long sentences should be.
Kind of makes things fair.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Imma tell you about my lunch
Had those M&S BBQ beef ribs with wedges and slaw. 14 months I've been working with an M&S right next door, how have I never had this before?
It was fantastic!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)

that sounds rather good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)

It really was
4.95 for quite a bit of meat, it practically fell off the bone.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:34, Reply)

slaw? slaw? wtf?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:30, Reply)

It's a (chiefly N American) term
Originating from the late 18th century: from Dutch sla, shortened from salade 'salad'
HTH xx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)

fuckin rank is what it is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Not if you make your own it's not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)

popularised by BBC newsman John Cole.
Hence, 'coleslaw'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Hondootedly

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:39, Reply)

That's what M&S call it
it tasted a bit weird so I hesitate to call it coleslaw.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Thats those Italian phones yeah?
I think that the standard tariff of 25 years is acceptable as a life sentence. If the whole point of prison is not only punishment but also rehabilitation then by having life as life then there is no point in trying to create better citizens from prisoners.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)

which is why we should execute them

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

costs a hell of a lot more to execute
than imprison, Death row has an average stay of something like 12 years during which there are legal teams almost constantly appealing. Do you want to give lawyers more work and money well DO YOU
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:23, Reply)

no death row, no appeals, out the back of the court, gas chamber. bish bash bosh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Jewstice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)

it feels wrong to click I like this
but I do and I did
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I was rather proud of it, I must say

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Alright Jamie Oliver.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:28, Reply)

You know battered, sometimes you go too far

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Yeah I'm a pretty tolerant guy on the whole but Rob needs to know about this one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:46, Reply)

You've dressed smartly today Eddie


Got an interview or something?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:54, Reply)

i bet he's taller than you even though he's sitting down

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:02, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 14:29, Reply)

are you keeping them locked up to punish them or protect people? These are different issues I think.
alt: I dunno but you are a a gibbon's clit and no doubt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:29, Reply)

*babbles incoherently*
too hot for this cat, Monts.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:44, Reply)

I find it hard to work when it's like this,
Or, indeed, when it's rainy, snowing, overcast ETC ETC

WhaddamIliiiike?
/Ains
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:45, Reply)

are you like a jizz lizard?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Wee-wee tapir, more like.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:52, Reply)

It is a silly name, you could wring a whole Seinfeld episode out of how silly that is
"What's the deal..."
HAHAHAHAHHA!!
"..with life"HAHAHAHAHHA!!" sentences."
HAHAHAHAHHA!!
"..huh?"
HAHAHAHAHHA!!
"IT DON' MEAN LIFE!"
HAHAHAHAHHA!!
"..SHEESH!"
BWAMmm-BWUQ-A-BOWWWww
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Depends on the crime
Since sometime judges give out fucking ridiculous rulings.

Justice should be more brutal though. Prison should mean prison. Not a place with benefits. People should fear going to prison.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 13:58, Reply)