Hey guys, I'm just about to go over and push my thumbs through Coughing Guy's eyes.
Will you visit me in prison?
( Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:03, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I shall bring snails!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:04, Reply)

I'll bring moths!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)

officesmirk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)

I thought tabs were banned in work buildings
Things must be different in your part of the world.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:10, Reply)

I smoke racing pigeons

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)

oh v good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Have you seen the Venezuelan Poodle Moth?
It's GIANT.

Looks like a Pokemon
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)

i think kroney really needs to see a picture
he loves moths
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Dare you, Kroney
theweek.com/article/index/232584/the-completely-bizarre-venezuelan-poodle-moth
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)

it's not big enough
only an inch

mind you, kroney's heard that one before...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:23, Reply)

If only this wasn't true.

( Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Lighty posted a picture the other day.
I said it looked like a miniature flying sheep.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)

i thought he'd shaved his head now?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Holy shit
That would keep you awake at night.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)

I saw a moth in a restaurant on Kos a few years ago.
It was fucking massive; the body must have been about 3 inches long.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)

see also bats
i'm going to go out on a limb here, and say our french hero ain't so fond of them either
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I'm basically completely terrified of anything that isn't a cat
and even then those hairless ones freak me the fuck out.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:27, Reply)

i'm going to be singing "macho macho man" all DAY now

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Bless thats cute, but you nee to raise your game

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:29, Reply)

It's no Siberian vampire moth, that's for sure.

( Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Remember this one?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)

FUUUUUCK!
You could use that for a desk fan!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Or a jaunty hat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)

SNAKES ON A (blood) VEIN!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)

You don't really want any of us cunts visiting you.
You'd probably be happier in solitary confinement.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:04, Reply)

yes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:04, Reply)

I'll send you a file with some nommy cake in it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:08, Reply)

*like*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)

*calls police*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)

No.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)

i've got horrific hiccups right now
would you kill me too?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)

In a heartbeat.

( Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)

just filling in my food diary for this personal trainer, which starts next week
my eating habits are very sporadic :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Well durrrrrr

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)

it's odd seeing it written down though
24 hours with no food at all, and then a burrito and a diet coke followed by 2 hotel chocolat mini lemon cheesecake truffles is NOT going to look good to ms buns of steel :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)

EAT PROPERLY YOU FUCKING BUFFOON

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Has your sig caused your hiccups?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)

funnily enough, they've just stopped
fancy that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:17, Reply)

That's how my fellatio threat rolls!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)

that little thing?
a baby's finger would be more menacing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)

I have feelings you know!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:24, Reply)

yeah but i don't
or not when it's that small
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Does the phrase "it's not the size" have any credibility?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:26, Reply)

in insurance maybe

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:27, Reply)

I see.
Brave words.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Will I have to press my nipples up against the glass?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:13, Reply)

only if you want to carve two small but perfectly round holes in it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)

DIAMOND TITS

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Bob and Dominik?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)