Today is "fucking shit"
FUCK YOU ALL
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:21, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

^ Upset ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)

hahha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Hai sporters, got yourself a black suit yet?
PS don't get a Dinner Jacket
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)

What's wrong with a DJ?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)

He's not going to dinner.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)

For a funeral?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)

it's for a funeral...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)

It's for a funeMARRal

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I didn't realise it was a funeral.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Did the coffin not give it away?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I don't see a coffin anywhere in this thread,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Sits opposite Kroney

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:32, Reply)

He thought it was just a tickle in your throat.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:28, Reply)

hahaha
he thought that was the bar
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)

But it's Friday sporters.
Mind you, every fucking day is Friday for me at the moment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)

YOu might hear from that job today old bean!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:24, Reply)

I will hear something, I just don't know when.
I missed 2 calls from an unknown number yesterday, the second time I called the number back and it just went to an O2 voicemail, so I've got no idea who it was. If it was job related I'm guessing they'd have at least left a message for me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Soz, that was me.
I got pissed up and thought I'd 'prank' you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:28, Reply)

Cunt puffin.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)

That's the spirit - it's not all bad!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)

My life is a perpetual weekend, tangles
minus the dosh with which to enjoy it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Sad times, Davvo.
But, as Yazz and her Plastic Population once so wisely said, the only way is up.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Un-needed stress from parents not looking after dog for a shit reason
Good job I've not got to travel down to Yorkshire for a funeral, eh? Tomorrow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:27, Reply)

That's a bit pants.
Got a back-up plan?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Working on one now
9:32 is an acceptable time to go for a pint, right? There is a can of Bud in our work fridge
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Stunned give Sporto his log in back

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)

You have my blessing to go and drink it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Tell them your mother-in-law would've looked after it if they had carked it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:30, Reply)

He should totes 'unfriend' them on 'FB'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:43, Reply)

This unkindest of blows has been meted out to me by a b3tan recently
I don't really want to talk about it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:51, Reply)

haha, who?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:51, Reply)

It's all a bit upsetting
So, if you don't mind, I'd like to drag this out as much as possible.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)

ah, ok

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)

No, it's fine, I'm just trying to cope as best I can.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)

fucking hell, al

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)

On the plus side, I feel a close connection with young Algernon now.
You don't know what it's like until you've been there, man.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Swipe unfriended me a while ago and still hasn't made amends.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)

i nearly re-added you last night
but i knew what you'd say about those pics, so i didn't
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)

lol

( Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)