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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning, Lordlings.
Edit: wow QOTW is even shitter than usual this week eh.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 7:59, 165 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Morning hippy.
Looking forward to a day at a job you love? Are you skipping around with joy in your heart? We can discuss the cricket if you want.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:08, Reply)
I am skipping in a circle RIGHT NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:19, Reply)
Is it in a yurt?
And have you had your muesli this morning?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:23, Reply)
What in God'a name are you wittering on about?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:30, Reply)
Oh I don't fucking know.
It's all too much, for me to take.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:35, Reply)
They seemed like perfectly reasonable questions to me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)
We need to bat all day.
It is not going to be an exciting display of British batting.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:32, Reply)
Do we?
I hadn't planned on doing any at all - but you say we need to, then OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:34, Reply)
Oh sorry, when I saw we, I mean the team I am supporting.
It's a sport thing we do, you wouldn't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:36, Reply)
I really don't, you're right.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:40, Reply)
Good den, my sire
How fare thee on this most glorious of day, dost thee thinkith the cravenous and vile posters wilst perchance take time to enlighten us with tales of hilarity and splendour?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:16, Reply)
Yeah been worse I suppose.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:19, Reply)
'Tis most splendid!
Verily my mood is most akin to that of a rotund nave in a taffy shop, by my troth!
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:27, Reply)
You aren't planning on doing this all day are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:28, Reply)
Yea, methinks so.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:30, Reply)
Hartley Hare in King Arthur's Court, methinks.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:22, Reply)
Monto,
How're You? I went for a quiet drink at the pub yesterday and met Dale "buffin" Griffin of Mott the Hoople.
He had some good stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:31, Reply)
Did you kick him in the nuts Wee Pee?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:33, Reply)
No, I bought him a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:34, Reply)
then you kicked him in the nuts right?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:35, Reply)
No, he's a 65 year old man.
Why would I do that. I mean, he didn't look at my missus tits once.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:38, Reply)
Ohhh well that's ok then

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)
Not saying a word mate.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)
GAY

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)
They were an odd band.
I have to say their records do absolutely fuck all for me, but people rave about them. One of the best music raconteurs is Rick Wakeman, I;d say. He has some funny old yarns, the cape-wearing oaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:36, Reply)
I'm not a huge fan, but he went on to produce albums for the cult and new model army and a few others.
Plus he was mates with Bowie
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:37, Reply)
Ian Hunter is much older than one might imagine. He was into his 30s when they hit bit in the early 70s.
He must be knocking on 80 now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)
He does ramble a bit bloody much. And Yes were awful.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)
Morning Your Montiness
Got my dispatch email and today I will be receiving a fine bottle of whisky at work. www.masterofmalt.com/Blog/post/Talisker-Port-Ruighe-The-Pride-of-Portree.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:36, Reply)
Balamory Whisky, nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:37, Reply)
What's the story?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Crayola crayons?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Hello children

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:44, Reply)
Morning mother.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)
Hmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)
Aye!
Can't wait to see your girls tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:52, Reply)
Having slight issues with the ex.
I said I'd pick her up from Mudchute Farm where she's having her party, this would make it v easy to get her to Lewisham but she's insisting she drops her at mine. It's really stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:55, Reply)
Mudchute Farm sounds like a place that Darth would visit

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2014659
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)
'ning Miss Swipe

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)
Alright swipe.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:14, Reply)
Re edit,
it's been dying on its arse for a while.
Edit, breakfast time is here again.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)
About 7 or 8 years.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)
What do you think would make a good question for it?
You could suggest it and then I think there's a vote, but I haven't seen that for a while so it might be a secret vote now. I'll look into it for you 'Monty Boyce' and we can set these fuckers on the right track yeah?

I think methinks

Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:52, Reply)
Methinks they don't bother telling /ot when there's a vote.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:53, Reply)
yeah, they used to post the vote link here
I'm sure the reason why they don't anymore has nothing to do with the tirade of abuse that was sent in reply.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)
methinks you are right

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)
\o/
waitaminute............ :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:58, Reply)
My question is this:
'Talking Like a Medieval Prick: can you talk like a dismal Hollywood version of some Medieval tosser? Show everyone how poorly-educated you are and really embarrass yourself for our amusement.'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 8:57, Reply)
I don't think you're taking this seriously 'Monty Boyce'
In fact, I think you're part of the problem. Why not put your potential to good use and go out there and swing for the fences and win one for the team! Go get 'em tiger!
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:00, Reply)
I'm going to get a home try!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:06, Reply)
That's the spirit champ!

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:08, Reply)
Two Hats made a plethora of excellent suggestions and, as far as I'm aware, didn't even get one put forward for the public vote
Something stinks of corruption here, Dave Glover, you mark my words.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:14, Reply)
I put it to you tangledupinsocks..
..that 'Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?' is a lolwakki quote from some Batgirl movie put forward so as to appear lolwakki and in no way meets the requirements to be deemed, in your words, an 'excellent suggestion(s)'.

You are on a par with 'Monty Boyce' in being part of the problem methinks. This corruption you speak of is closer to home 'tangledupinsocks' and it's time to clean house. Yes sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:25, Reply)
Of the two suggestions I have put forward as potential questions for your questions of the weeks
One was selected, then subsequently shut down with multiple steppings.
The other fitted more into your 'lolwakki' category and wasn't particularly funny.
My cleaner comes on a Friday, so hopefully she will sort out the mess of corruption I left.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Were you sheds?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)
There was a lot of SHED CHAT on here one day, so I suggested it.
I really didn't expect it to get selected, but that drunken nonce* chap rode roughshod over the whole voting process because he had some lame non-anecdote relating to a shed.


*Alleged
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:34, Reply)
What's the story with the one that got selected?
I've had two selected, one when I was 'Monty Boyce'. Strange times.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)
Those were the days, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:32, Reply)
Morning twat badgers!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:03, Reply)
Morning, helmet-chinchilla.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:05, Reply)
Ooo
I would love a helmet chinchilla, it would be nice and warm on those long winter nights
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:11, Reply)
i keep mine warm in your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:14, Reply)
That would keep it cold numbnuts
Do keep up
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:18, Reply)
Yeah, yeah, morning, whatever.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:08, Reply)
somebody woke up on the wrong side of the reed mat this morning

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:09, Reply)
Y'know the problem with rolling in around 9ish?
All the bleedin' drones have been in since 8 or whatever and they're all there waiting with stuff for you to do.
At least let me get a cup of tea first.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Or a herbal nettle infusion

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:14, Reply)
did the rehersals go that well, then last night?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:13, Reply)
They went swimmingly, Harters.
One more rehearsal to go before the big launch!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:15, Reply)
So you have finally nailed the elusive sounds of
Wattle and Daub-step?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:17, Reply)
That's almost quite good for you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:24, Reply)
You're going to have a big lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:19, Reply)
Nyommy bacums and chorizo baked in a pie.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:20, Reply)
+ and when the pie was opened the yurt began to singe
and ended up engulfed in flames the shade of swipeys minge
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)
Very good.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:38, Reply)
I've just had vegi black pudding.
Weird. What else is weird today?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:14, Reply)
How could that work?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:15, Reply)
Your face.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:15, Reply)
How does that work?
Made from the blood of a dandelion?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:15, Reply)
Think it's some sort of soya,
And vegetable fat. Bit tasteless.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:20, Reply)
Well, lets be honest pookie, what they've done there is make some shit vegan nonsense, and then merely called it black pudding,
So people will be curious enough to try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)
Today is "fucking shit"
FUCK YOU ALL
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)
^ Upset ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)
hahha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)
Hai sporters, got yourself a black suit yet?
PS don't get a Dinner Jacket
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)
What's wrong with a DJ?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)
He's not going to dinner.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)
For a funeral?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)
it's for a funeral...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)
It's for a funeMARRal

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:26, Reply)
I didn't realise it was a funeral.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:27, Reply)
Did the coffin not give it away?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:27, Reply)
I don't see a coffin anywhere in this thread,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Sits opposite Kroney

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:32, Reply)
He thought it was just a tickle in your throat.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:28, Reply)
hahaha
he thought that was the bar
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)
But it's Friday sporters.
Mind you, every fucking day is Friday for me at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)
YOu might hear from that job today old bean!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:24, Reply)
I will hear something, I just don't know when.
I missed 2 calls from an unknown number yesterday, the second time I called the number back and it just went to an O2 voicemail, so I've got no idea who it was. If it was job related I'm guessing they'd have at least left a message for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:27, Reply)
Soz, that was me.
I got pissed up and thought I'd 'prank' you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Cunt puffin.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)
That's the spirit - it's not all bad!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)
My life is a perpetual weekend, tangles
minus the dosh with which to enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Sad times, Davvo.
But, as Yazz and her Plastic Population once so wisely said, the only way is up.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:39, Reply)
Un-needed stress from parents not looking after dog for a shit reason
Good job I've not got to travel down to Yorkshire for a funeral, eh? Tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:27, Reply)
That's a bit pants.
Got a back-up plan?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)
Working on one now
9:32 is an acceptable time to go for a pint, right? There is a can of Bud in our work fridge
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:32, Reply)
Stunned give Sporto his log in back

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)
You have my blessing to go and drink it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Tell them your mother-in-law would've looked after it if they had carked it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:30, Reply)
He should totes 'unfriend' them on 'FB'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:43, Reply)
This unkindest of blows has been meted out to me by a b3tan recently
I don't really want to talk about it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:51, Reply)
haha, who?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:51, Reply)
It's all a bit upsetting
So, if you don't mind, I'd like to drag this out as much as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)
ah, ok

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)
No, it's fine, I'm just trying to cope as best I can.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)
fucking hell, al

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)
On the plus side, I feel a close connection with young Algernon now.
You don't know what it's like until you've been there, man.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Swipe unfriended me a while ago and still hasn't made amends.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)
i nearly re-added you last night
but i knew what you'd say about those pics, so i didn't
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Bit of market research here.
I saw this poster yesterday and cracked up. The reason I did was immediately apparent to Stunned and, he reckoned, would anyone else. I wasn't so sure.

www.gandysflipflops.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:26, Reply)
Nope, no idea, looks like another shit charity.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:28, Reply)
it's an age thing, I knew it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)
How odd
Ghandi's flipflop is a dry mouth innit?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Precisely.
I reckoned that some coked-up marketing man in Soho convinced these well-meaning yurters to call themselves that and they didn't know the phrase - Stunned reckoned they were all in on it. I say that's unlikely seeing as this is a chairty organisation.

What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:30, Reply)
www.camelskneecap.org

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)

www.nunscunt.com
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)
dryMARRS

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)
www.bottomofabudgiescage.org
www.nunscunt.co.uk
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)

www.inyourowntimedear.com
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:38, Reply)

www.fuckoffyoufuckingweeweetapir.org
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:41, Reply)
I find that whenever I read the word
Tsunami I have to say like a Noocastle supporter
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)
snigger

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)
racist

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)
is it just the name?
because it still hasn't loaded the page for me, it's been a good 5 minutes. Well done on that one, webperson!
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Yes, just the name.
Well that and a massive virus.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)
HUGE GAIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Where's that mustard lion fella from yesterday?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:30, Reply)
Maybe he got frightened away
D'ya think we all came on a bit strong?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)
I bet the Gazzes from Chompy asking if they had breasts didn't help

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)
I'm starting to regret gazzing him 'selfies' of me doing a shit, now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)
And what about collateralhaddock?
He was alright.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Good morning, Toucan-cock.
One of the guys offered to plait my moustache, today. Time for a shave METHINKS
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)
nothing queer going on here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Quiet, Sidearse.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)
hey guess what?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Do I have to? It'd be better if you just told me because I'm already losing interest.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)
no you guess!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Soz, I've fallen asleep.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)
*fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)
worst. flirting. ever.
yeah, and the ape's post above isn't really helping.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

l i r + with his cock.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)
The guy's got eczema.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)
it's a prerequisite to working in IT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)
So you have to brush the flakes off your rash afterwards?
edit: that should be tash, but the /ac improves it I think.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

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