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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S ME
Use one word to describe yourself, you can say fuck off.

Alt: Favourite type of fish. If you don't like fish, to hell with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:05, 92 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Unfortunate
Alt: Monk
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)
psssssssssttttt
you forgot to say fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:08, Reply)
A restaurant in Port Solent used to do a wicked monkfish
It closed down though. Shame, it was a nice place.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Bored
Alt:Hake

Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Hake's nice
I'm all about plaice at the moment. There's a place down on the seafront that does amazing plaice.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Hake is excellent for BBQing

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Sounds sweet

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Enigma
Fish can fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Silly Baked you spell it Enema

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:11, Reply)
*returns to innocence*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:42, Reply)
haaaaa youuuuu ahhhh, haiiiiiiii ooooo waaaaaaa ehhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaa oooo ehhhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:52, Reply)
You say that, but where's your proof?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Mardy

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)
"I like this"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Merdey more like

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Vendredi

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)
le click

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Awkward
Alt: Angler
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)
Ooh, angler
I like those crazy bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)
HUNGRY
Alt:
Monkfish or shark
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Never had shark actually
What's it like?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Rather nice but a bit tough
Meaty
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)
bitey

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:51, Reply)
sharkey

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:52, Reply)
& George

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:52, Reply)
It 'Asda taste like that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Orange
Alt: Dorey, John Dorey. Both the ugliest and deliciousest fishy fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:33, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Fuck is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Dory from popular animated movie "Finding Nemo"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Looks nothing like a john Dorey.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:39, Reply)
it's Ellen Degenerous

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Ok, so why has he posted a photo of Ellen DeGeneres when we're talking about a fish?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:44, Reply)
who knows what's going on in that out sized head of his

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Because she's a lesbian

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:48, Reply)
they give the best blow jobs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:49, Reply)
"I like his stories," said Johnny Dory.
And he told it to his granny who told it to a crab.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:36, Reply)
One for the parents there.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:37, Reply)
nope, I got nothin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Tiddler: The Story-telling Fish

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:42, Reply)
O_O
googled...i see
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)
I too enjoy John Dorey

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Ohhhhhhhhh shit
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23287351
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:36, Reply)
fuck him, I bet he nonced the tits off some kids in the 70's

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Angelina Jolie then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Were you very close to him?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Everyone was close to Alan

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:40, Reply)
From 1989 until 1993 HH had a job as his moustache
the stories he could tell!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Best job EVAH
A guy called Mathew got the job of his pubic hair, the fucker earned twice as much as me :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Hmm

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:44, Reply)
FICH WOES
I once had fish served to me, it was gross as I expected, the end
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:44, Reply)
I would recommend not ordering it again

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:53, Reply)
i'll eat a fish finger that's alright

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Yeah, they're pretty safe

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Neurotic
Sharks

Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Not to eat though...
Swordfish in that case
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:58, Reply)
uremic
Alt: Sharktopus
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Clientfocusedanddowntoearth
Alt Fish finger sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Cunt.
Turbot.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:01, Reply)
no yourn a turbot cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Back in the 80's the local libary used to have microfiche
would that count?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Well I can't think of a single reason why it wouldn't

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:04, Reply)
I'm not choosing that, I'm just opening up the question

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:05, Reply)
Important to qualify that
Otherwise you'll get kids going into libraries up and down the country, seasoning microfiche's with lemon and parsley.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:07, Reply)
I've made up my mind my favourite fish is.....
Fish net stockings full of Jacqueline STEENBEEK
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:09, Reply)
not googlin that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Netherlands entry to the miss world competition

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:12, Reply)
oh my

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Just don't get up for 10 minutes know one will notice

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Y'know, I'm not convinced she's a fish

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:14, Reply)
i bet she smells like one thouygh!!!!!
LAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)
She doesn't look piscine, does she

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I mean, don't get me wrong, I wouldn't throw her out of my pond.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)
The one from Marillion.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:15, Reply)
delicious

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)
80's baywatch night
starring david hasselhoff. LIVE. my plans for tonight have just changed. i am not at all sure this is for the better.

fuming. my trainee has cocked something up that now means i need to go to court and grovel on monday. urgh.

alt: haddock.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)
i am also clearing up other people's mistakes today, I get hung up on : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:20, Reply)
i hate it
if she had just told me it needed doing last week, no problem.

there is nothing worse than shovelling up someone else's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)
just ask AB

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)
he probably takes samples home and files them in his shit archives

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:23, Reply)
What's going on with this b3tz talking about your underwear in the thread above this?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:20, Reply)
i am so not the right person to ask

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)
I told micro earlier she's going to see Lusty again tomorrow. Very excited, repeated shouting of Lustys name from micro for the next 10 minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)
ha!
i have stuff for mini monty and mini battered. when i told kroney, he said, "I WANT ONE."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:29, Reply)
I'm looking forward to cuddles from micro and mini Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:31, Reply)
I mean Monty's daughter, not his penis.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:32, Reply)
it is good for everyone that you have clarified this, i think
also, seeing you tomorrow. YAY!

sexy lusty...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Hahaha!
I may be a slight zombie after work tonight but it's been far too long since I've seen you so I'll try to be perky.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:36, Reply)
i can't imagine you anything else! x

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)
LOVELY
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:45, Reply)

ONE OF THESE FUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 14:56, Reply)

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