Might watch the Big Lebowski for the 50th time.
Trouble is I know every line. EVERY line.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:35, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I like that bit when Will Smith is like "AGHHHHHH YEAH YEAH YEAH FUCK YEAH WELCOME TO EARTH" and then punches an alien in the face then lights up a cigar.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:36, Reply)

Oh I'm the king of poor impulse control.
Why I wouldn't leave LSD alone I dunno, that's why I can't handle weed these days.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:41, Reply)

It's like you're a cross between The Dude and Walter all on your own. I bet you're a bit like the guy from that vegas film about the drugs too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:46, Reply)

Met Rod Stewart
obviously hungover in a dressing gown and big shades/hair in St Tropez in '97. He told me + friends to fuck off.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:47, Reply)

the voices in your head don't count as friends

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)

I fucking love how you haven't mentioned *that* song once

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:51, Reply)

that's an epically shit film

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:36, Reply)

WRONG

( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:37, Reply)

i am never wrong
that film sucks arse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Dreadful film.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:38, Reply)

It's not like Alan would have been sober when he watched it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Alright poor-man's Monty Boyce

( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:43, Reply)

FUCK OFF Alan

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:46, Reply)

wuv woo xx

( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:50, Reply)

haha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:57, Reply)

you do realise this is the best/nicest thing anyone has ever said to HH
EVER
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:47, Reply)

\o/
I'm on cloud 9
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)

I can tell you
what order number every letter in the alphabet is in a second, due to teenage numerology obsession. Sad, I know.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:03, Reply)

That's really interesting.....
please do go on
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Han Solo is a total badass

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:04, Reply)

He's not even in my top 10 characters from Blakes 7

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:06, Reply)

It's a Coen Brothers film so admittedly it might not be for everybody but you're wrong and I hate you

( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:43, Reply)

i like some of their stuff
but lebowski is like the emperor's new clothes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)

You have to be naked to enjoy it?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:59, Reply)

It's an alright film.
I think I prefer people who are like "Duuuude, that film is my life,,,, maaaaaan" rather than people who do the same thing with The Hangover.

//edit//
No, I hate both of those kinds of people, but The Hangover ones are worst.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)

And people who like "Withnail and I"
Cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:58, Reply)

So utterly wrong

( Peej, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:36, Reply)

I've only ever seen the first 15-20 minutes of that film
It's the one with the Dylan tune at the start and then they go bowling and then you turn the telly off, right?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:44, Reply)

heh, if I mention "past breakdowns"
or "experiences with the mental health system" or whatever people always think I'm bipolar
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:46, Reply)

But you're not?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:47, Reply)

it's rory innit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:47, Reply)

OH BABY I LOVE YOU OH BABY I LOVE YOU OH BABY I LOVE YOU
just wanna be a soul singer for one tweet while drunk and stoned
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Probably

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)

RT TO WIN A LEOPARD

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I really want that leopard

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:51, Reply)

alright mate

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:51, Reply)

It has a cult following
at least I think that's how it was spelt.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:46, Reply)

ha
like "withnail and i". except that is actually understandable.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Just thoroughly enjoyed French film "Vive la republique"
despite only understanding half of it. That's how cool the French are. Fuck the UK.
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I've never understood the worship
for that film. Most of the humour passes me by :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:47, Reply)

i said hello to you yesterday
you ignored me

i hate you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)

I didn't see that
sorry!

I can only flit to here and there.

Wub u rly baey
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:54, Reply)

hmmmm
i will THINK about forgiving you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Never seen it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:04, Reply)