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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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let's play the C0CK game. replace the key word in any song title with C0CK for hilarious consequences.
Total eclipse of the C0CK
Everything i do (i do it for C0CK)
Red red C0CK
I wanna hold your C0CK
Eight C0CKS a week
Every C0CK you take
or if you don't want to play, tell us what you think about the media. evil twisting mind manipulators, or generally doing a good job?
alt: mid morning snack anyone?
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:17, 147 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/nicolas-cage-as-your-favorite-disney-princesses
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Unless you're talking about the majority of the population who are also too retarded to be allowed to live, in which case they probably are. But that's not evil twisted manipulation, so much as a mentally subnormal boy poking a scorpion with a stick until it stings him.
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in the form of bacon.
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not the red red cock though. that should not stay close to me, nor anyone else.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I Wanna Know What C0CK is
2 Minutes To C0CK
Mr C0CK
Me And Bobby McCOCK
Nothing Compares To C0CK
&c.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)

as it's almost all "fucking obvious"
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Even if you reduce down to "When did you stop beating your wife?" territory.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I think it's teenage cod-word games that any half-bright person could see through instantly.
Doesn't, of course, mean i'm right - that's just my take on it.
Oh, and "I never started" is the answer you want. or, "I'll stop when she does what she's told" if you want the truth.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:35, Reply)

For an example of why people need to be educated in media manipulation, you just need to read the messageboards of any tabloid website, like in the link someone put in the earlier thread.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:39, Reply)

I think those that are idiotic enough to fall for this shit should be culled.
Admittedly yours is the more implementable solution, but mine has some major merits.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:41, Reply)

as well as the cock gags
well done boys
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Something about human rights abuses, or some other politically-correct nonsense.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Edit - although to be serious, do you think there is a large enough fraction of those "in need of media education" that the eduction would benefit? I mean, you only need to look a Daily Fail comments page or HYS to realise that a large proportion of these people are beyond any help that doesn't involve a wall and a firing squad.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Obviously the sexy funtimes death squad nazi part of me goes for the more entertaining solution, obviously.
I'm a great believer in the power of information and education, and find stupidity and unquestioning following very, very frightening. Religious people, right wing people, people who remain loyal to their political party through a sense of allegiance ...
I mean - the fact that politicians need "Media training" is terrifying - there ARE people out there who will decide on a candidate due to whether or not the candidate has good hair. Or once smoked a spliff. Or is gay.
Like I said - terrifying.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)

..as people DO judge politicians on their looks and media 'presence'. They make this judgement for one very good reason, they are dumbass motherfuckers who should not be allowed to vote or breed.
As a country we have learned nothing at all from our more in-depth reporting of politician's sexual, financial and moral misdeeds - we still keep voting for these cunts. The reporting gets swept under the media carpet of X factor/Britain's got talent/masterchef/reality tv pap that's served to eager morons every day.
The Romans had it down pat, too. Bread and circuses. It's just our circuses come to us through the shit pump in the living room.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Which tends to lead me towards thinking that there should be some sort of qualification to vote. I would suggest every election voters have to answer a brief questionnaire asking who the main candidates are for the main parties, and what the main policies of those parties are.
If you don't get 70% or over, you don't get a vote.
... and so I step ever-closer to inspiring the invocation of Godwin.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:18, Reply)

that the policies of the major parties are more or less in distinguishable on most issues.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:21, Reply)

"My party thinks this!"
"My party also thinks this, but their party is stewpid!"
"My party agrees with the above, but, er ... we're a bit more whiny!"
&c.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Between three guys with varying levels of independant wealth, none of whom had ever had a job outside politics.
The only difference was the colour of their ties.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:25, Reply)

The past 30 years has been only conservative governments - we've just changed the colour of the backdrop against which they speak a couple of times (well - once).
Public schoolboy career politicians. As much to do with the real world as Justin Beiber does with music.
It also gives rise to the argument that politicians shouldn't earn a wage from it - but the counter to that is it being swamped only by those who can afford the time and the money, ie, the landed gentry.
Oh - wait ...
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:29, Reply)

A good mate of mine's son is in Uni studying politics. He's already done unpaid internships, he's networking the shit out of every politico he can find and all he wants to do is politics. It's disheartening to listen to him, the rhetoric, the single-minded approach to getting in parliament at all costs and the cocky belief that, once he's there, the directorships and backhanders will just flow in.
Sadly, the little twat's right.
*other than seeing my own cock in the mirror and crying at the lack of size - again
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i know how much you love a nice steppenwolf magic COCK ride
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:26, Reply)

I want to play.
C0CK will tear us apart.
Thanks for the entertainment.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I see that and raise you Foo Fighters
"The deepest COCKS are black"
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I just felt mine offered a socio-political critique on the myth of Afro-carribean penis size, as well as being a cock gag.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:36, Reply)

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( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:29, Reply)

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in a car park
without raspberry sauce or a flake
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:30, Reply)

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Behind Cock Eyes
The Cocks Are Alright
Cock Wizard
I'm A Cock
Happy Cock
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( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:30, Reply)

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Keep Your Cock Alive
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( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:30, Reply)

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( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:34, Reply)

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Cocks In The Attic
10" Cock
Dude Looks Like A Cock
Draw The Cock
Janie's Got A Cock
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:34, Reply)

If this isn't a sock, can we keep him? I promise I'll feed him and walk him and clean his cage and love him and everything? Pleeeeeeeease?
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:40, Reply)

My cage does need cleaning, mainly due to not eating properly the last week and then rather unwisely having a load of bananas.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)

because some things are appropriate just the way they are
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:36, Reply)

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I Saw Her Cock There
Eight Cocks A Week
I Am The Cock
The Long And Winding Cock
She Loves Cock
All You Need Is Cock
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:38, Reply)

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hey cock
here comes the cock
sergeant pepper's lonely cocks club band
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)

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Big C0CK - Then Jerico
Big C0CK - Kool & The Gang
Big C0CK - Gap Band
Big C0CK - Inner City
Big C0CK - AC/DC
Big C0CK - Robert Plant
Big C0CK - Fleetwood Mac
Big C0CK - Four Preps
Big C0CK - Four Preps (re-entry)
Big C0CK - Jimmy Nail
Big C0CK - Cliff Richard
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Big C0CK - Peter Gabriel
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Mother's Little Cock
(I Can't Get No) Cock
Cock For The Devil
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( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:39, Reply)

She's got the Cock
Cock in Black
Flick of the Cock
Shake your Cock
Thundercock
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Two Little Cocks
Cock Arise
Jake The Cock
Tie Me Cock Down, Sport
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Bring your Daughter to the c0ck
Run to the c0ck
2 minutes to c0ck
Can I Play With C0ck?
The C0ck of the Beast
Die with your c0ck on
Out of the c0ck
C0ck Enema Number 1
C0ck Silent C0ck Deep
The Loneliness of the Long Distance C0ck
The Thin Line Between Love and C0ck
When Two C0cks Collide
etc
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I'd be tempted to go for "Can I play with your cock?"
Please understand, that's not an offer.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)

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To Tame A C0ck
The Longest C0ck
The C0ck That Men Do
Stranger In A Strange C0ck
Seventh C0ck of a Seventh C0ck
Sea Of C0ck
Out Of The Silent C0ck
No C0ck for the Dying
Mother of C0ck
C0ck on the Edge
C0ck Strikes Twice
C0ck In You
For The Greater Good Of C0ck
Face in the C0ck
Cocked Somewhere In Time
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:56, Reply)

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All Day, And All Of The Cock
Cock End Street
Where Have All The Good Cocks Gone?
See My Cock
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)

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Mad Cock
Green Cocks
Lazy Cock
Here Comes The Cock
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:53, Reply)

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( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:56, Reply)

59th Street Cock Song
Keep The Cock Satisfied
Baby Cock
I Am A Cock
Cockward Bound
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Cocks On The Souls Of Her Shoes
You Can Call Me Cock
50 Ways To Leave Your Cock
Me & Julio Down By The Cock Yard
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:55, Reply)

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( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:58, Reply)

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People are Cocks
Personal Cock
Enjoy the Cock
See Cock
I Feel Cock
Cockdemnation
Cock, In Itself
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Cock Celebration
Policy of Cock
Shake the Cock
It's Called a Cock
New Cock
and so on.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:58, Reply)

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Cock in the bathroom
All out to cock you
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( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:58, Reply)

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cock emotional
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( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:03, Reply)

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The cock song
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Etc etc.
( , Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:06, Reply)
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