music chat
let's play the C0CK game. replace the key word in any song title with C0CK for hilarious consequences.

Total eclipse of the C0CK
Everything i do (i do it for C0CK)
Red red C0CK
I wanna hold your C0CK
Eight C0CKS a week
Every C0CK you take

or if you don't want to play, tell us what you think about the media. evil twisting mind manipulators, or generally doing a good job?

alt: mid morning snack anyone?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:17, 147 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/nicolas-cage-as-your-favorite-disney-princesses
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:20, Reply)

No.

( Kroney, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:21, Reply)

No.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)

N0.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)

no no, no no no no
there's no limits.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)

the media are, to a fucking man (or woman), way too retarded to evilly manipulate minds.
Unless you're talking about the majority of the population who are also too retarded to be allowed to live, in which case they probably are. But that's not evil twisted manipulation, so much as a mentally subnormal boy poking a scorpion with a stick until it stings him.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)

i think some people assume it must be true, because it was in the paper

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)

and these people should be fed to angry pigs.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

and then the angry pigs should be fed to me
in the form of bacon.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:28, Reply)

angry sandwiches

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Rose Tattoo's less successful lead singer....

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Fuck off, cunt

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)

man, you lot are zero fun
ZERO
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I'll be honest, this thread isn't making you look any less hungry for cock.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)

hahaha
not the red red cock though. that should not stay close to me, nor anyone else.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Sadly I have to agree with Germaine Greer that media studies and awareness - far from being a mickey-mouse subject, is one of the most important things you can educate yourself in.
I Wanna Know What C0CK is
2 Minutes To C0CK
Mr C0CK
Me And Bobby McCOCK
Nothing Compares To C0CK

&c.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)

^ this guy gets it ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:26, Reply)

yes, but I'd also argue that anyone with a IQ over that of a golden retriever doesn't need educating in it
as it's almost all "fucking obvious"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:26, Reply)

I don't know - the debating techniques and manipulation employed by some outlets is pretty sophisticated.
Even if you reduce down to "When did you stop beating your wife?" territory.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Meh, I'm going to have to disagree with you on that.
I think it's teenage cod-word games that any half-bright person could see through instantly.

Doesn't, of course, mean i'm right - that's just my take on it.

Oh, and "I never started" is the answer you want. or, "I'll stop when she does what she's told" if you want the truth.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:35, Reply)

"Two things are infinite in the universe - the presence of hydrogen, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the hydrogen"
For an example of why people need to be educated in media manipulation, you just need to read the messageboards of any tabloid website, like in the link someone put in the earlier thread.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:39, Reply)

You argue people need to be educated in media manipulation
I think those that are idiotic enough to fall for this shit should be culled.

Admittedly yours is the more implementable solution, but mine has some major merits.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:41, Reply)

at least SOMEONE is debating the serious question
as well as the cock gags

well done boys
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Well I'm only suggesting it because they wouldn't let me do what you're suggesting.
Something about human rights abuses, or some other politically-correct nonsense.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:43, Reply)

bastards.
Edit - although to be serious, do you think there is a large enough fraction of those "in need of media education" that the eduction would benefit? I mean, you only need to look a Daily Fail comments page or HYS to realise that a large proportion of these people are beyond any help that doesn't involve a wall and a firing squad.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Well - the disgusting hand-wringing yurt-knitting hippy in me does, yes.
Obviously the sexy funtimes death squad nazi part of me goes for the more entertaining solution, obviously.

I'm a great believer in the power of information and education, and find stupidity and unquestioning following very, very frightening. Religious people, right wing people, people who remain loyal to their political party through a sense of allegiance ...

I mean - the fact that politicians need "Media training" is terrifying - there ARE people out there who will decide on a candidate due to whether or not the candidate has good hair. Or once smoked a spliff. Or is gay.

Like I said - terrifying.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)

The 'media training' thing is unfortunately necessary...
..as people DO judge politicians on their looks and media 'presence'. They make this judgement for one very good reason, they are dumbass motherfuckers who should not be allowed to vote or breed.
As a country we have learned nothing at all from our more in-depth reporting of politician's sexual, financial and moral misdeeds - we still keep voting for these cunts. The reporting gets swept under the media carpet of X factor/Britain's got talent/masterchef/reality tv pap that's served to eager morons every day.
The Romans had it down pat, too. Bread and circuses. It's just our circuses come to us through the shit pump in the living room.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Precisely this.
Which tends to lead me towards thinking that there should be some sort of qualification to vote. I would suggest every election voters have to answer a brief questionnaire asking who the main candidates are for the main parties, and what the main policies of those parties are.

If you don't get 70% or over, you don't get a vote.

... and so I step ever-closer to inspiring the invocation of Godwin.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:18, Reply)

the problem is (because I tried an online version of this)
that the policies of the major parties are more or less in distinguishable on most issues.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Well - that's not a problem of the system we're developing. That's actually a good result - that it's been highlighted.
"My party thinks this!"

"My party also thinks this, but their party is stewpid!"

"My party agrees with the above, but, er ... we're a bit more whiny!"

&c.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Our 'choice' in the last election?
Between three guys with varying levels of independant wealth, none of whom had ever had a job outside politics.
The only difference was the colour of their ties.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Indeed. We're clearly in quite a pleasant hegemony at the moment.
The past 30 years has been only conservative governments - we've just changed the colour of the backdrop against which they speak a couple of times (well - once).

Public schoolboy career politicians. As much to do with the real world as Justin Beiber does with music.

It also gives rise to the argument that politicians shouldn't earn a wage from it - but the counter to that is it being swamped only by those who can afford the time and the money, ie, the landed gentry.

Oh - wait ...
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I had a very saddening experience at the weekend*
A good mate of mine's son is in Uni studying politics. He's already done unpaid internships, he's networking the shit out of every politico he can find and all he wants to do is politics. It's disheartening to listen to him, the rhetoric, the single-minded approach to getting in parliament at all costs and the cocky belief that, once he's there, the directorships and backhanders will just flow in.
Sadly, the little twat's right.

*other than seeing my own cock in the mirror and crying at the lack of size - again
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:51, Reply)

You could try repeatedly punching him in the face until both of you are crying?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:59, Reply)

n0

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:26, Reply)

you of all people
i know how much you love a nice steppenwolf magic COCK ride
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:26, Reply)

I want to play.

C0CK will tear us apart.

Thanks for the entertainment.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Oh, not bad
I see that and raise you Foo Fighters

"The deepest COCKS are black"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

see, you CAN do it
and very well too
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Belle & Sebastian - The boy with the arab COCK
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:30, Reply)

kate's bush
the man with the COCK in his eyes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:35, Reply)

surely
"The first c0ck is the deepest"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Oh, nice.
I just felt mine offered a socio-political critique on the myth of Afro-carribean penis size, as well as being a cock gag.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:36, Reply)

"myth"
yeah.

right.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:37, Reply)

you're just sleeping with the wrong white boys, sweetie.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:39, Reply)

STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:29, Reply)

+ c0ck!!!!!!!

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:29, Reply)

your thread is about as exciting as vanilla ice cream
in milton keynes

in a car park

without raspberry sauce or a flake
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Whereas yours is a waki piss stain.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)

The Who related C0CK
My Cock
Behind Cock Eyes
The Cocks Are Alright
Cock Wizard
I'm A Cock
Happy Cock
Baba O'Cock
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Ah, I did Queen

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)

+the +up the shitpipe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Oh ho, you went there!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:35, Reply)

I moved Phillip first

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Mommas got a squeeze cock

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)

YM has

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)

or indeed, Cock Box

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Cockball Wizard shurely???

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I thought Cock Wizard sounded like a splendid insult

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:32, Reply)

it sounds more like a compliment to me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:34, Reply)

"Darth, you fucking Cock Wizard"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Magic Cock

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Tie Your Cock Down
Another One Bites The Cock
Keep Your Cock Alive
Seven Cocks Of Rhye
The Prophet's Cock
Fat Bottomed Cocks
Sheer Cock Attack
You Take My Cock Away
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Gimme the Cock
(Highlander soundtrack)
( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:32, Reply)

ooh a disco theme
COCKfever
saturday night COCK
stayin' a-COCK
COCK wash
COCKS will survive
how deep is your COCK
instant COCK
COCK inferno
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Brilliant

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:34, Reply)

It Must Have Been Cock (But Its Over Now)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Yoshimi battles the pink COCK
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:34, Reply)

And now, Aerosmith
Kings and Cocks
Same Old Cock and Dance
Cocks In The Attic
10" Cock
Dude Looks Like A Cock
Draw The Cock
Janie's Got A Cock
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Cock in an elevator?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:35, Reply)

I'm game if you are

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Will let you know. Thanks anyway.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Officelolling hard at "Janie's Got A Cock"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:35, Reply)

I know, I did too actually :)

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:36, Reply)

and me
also "cock looks like a lady", for the rare B-side
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:37, Reply)

^this.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Also, at cocks in the attic, for some reason.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Now there's a bbc programme I'd like to see
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:38, Reply)

haha.
If this isn't a sock, can we keep him? I promise I'll feed him and walk him and clean his cage and love him and everything? Pleeeeeeeease?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:40, Reply)

CQ claimed it was hiim
i am beginning to find this a dubious lie
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:41, Reply)

My cage does need cleaning, mainly due to not eating properly the last week and then rather unwisely having a load of bananas.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Ha, nice

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:40, Reply)

and of course "PINK"
because some things are appropriate just the way they are
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Great Balls of Cock.
I win, next please.
( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:37, Reply)

The Beatles
Happiness Is A Warm Cock
I Saw Her Cock There
Eight Cocks A Week
I Am The Cock
The Long And Winding Cock
She Loves Cock
All You Need Is Cock
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:38, Reply)

laughing far too much at the long and winding cock

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I think that's my favourite too

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)

maxwell's silver cock
run for your cock
hey cock
here comes the cock
sergeant pepper's lonely cocks club band
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Big C0CK - Kajagoogoo
Big C0CK - Then Jerico
Big C0CK - Kool & The Gang
Big C0CK - Gap Band
Big C0CK - Inner City
Big C0CK - AC/DC
Big C0CK - Robert Plant
Big C0CK - Fleetwood Mac
Big C0CK - Four Preps
Big C0CK - Four Preps (re-entry)
Big C0CK - Jimmy Nail
Big C0CK - Cliff Richard
Big C0CK - Shirley Bassey
Big C0CK - Peter Gabriel
Big C0CK - Fish
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:39, Reply)

somehow, rory, i don't feel that you're QUITE in the spirit of the game

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:41, Reply)

when rory gets de-stepped he's gonna be well miffed with all your shenanigans and unfounded accusations so he is

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)

nah
rory loves me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:43, Reply)

no i fucking dont
OOOOPPPPPSSYYYYY!!!!!!11!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:53, Reply)

we all know you do
it's fine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Cock you Like a Hurricane
Give me a Cock to Bite On
99 Red Cocks
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Rolling Stones
Cock Fighting Man
Get Offa My Cock
Mother's Little Cock
(I Can't Get No) Cock
Cock For The Devil
Gimme Cock
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:39, Reply)

"I see a red cock and I want to paint it black"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Haha
"Please allow me to introduce my cock"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)

'Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a cock'

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)

+of girth and taste

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)

"i can't get no satisfaction"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)

AC/DC
She's got the Cock
Cock in Black
Flick of the Cock
Shake your Cock
Thundercock
( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Whole Lotta Cock
Sink The Cock
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Rolf Harris
Two Little Cocks
Cock Arise
Jake The Cock
Tie Me Cock Down, Sport
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)

cock arise is simply wonderful

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)

I'm getting a strange amount of enjoyment from this

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Is this evidence now he's been 'Yewtreed Up'?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)

*ties cock*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Iron Maiden
Bring your Daughter to the c0ck

Run to the c0ck

2 minutes to c0ck

Can I Play With C0ck?

The C0ck of the Beast

Die with your c0ck on

Out of the c0ck

C0ck Enema Number 1

C0ck Silent C0ck Deep

The Loneliness of the Long Distance C0ck

The Thin Line Between Love and C0ck

When Two C0cks Collide

etc
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Given the two syllables in "madness"
I'd be tempted to go for "Can I play with your cock?"

Please understand, that's not an offer.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)

oh sweetie

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Surely 'the thin cock between...' is better

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Also
Nodding C0ck Blues

To Tame A C0ck

The Longest C0ck

The C0ck That Men Do

Stranger In A Strange C0ck

Seventh C0ck of a Seventh C0ck

Sea Of C0ck

Out Of The Silent C0ck

No C0ck for the Dying

Mother of C0ck

C0ck on the Edge

C0ck Strikes Twice

C0ck In You

For The Greater Good Of C0ck

Face in the C0ck

Cocked Somewhere In Time
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:56, Reply)

The Kinks
You Really Got Cock
All Day, And All Of The Cock
Cock End Street
Where Have All The Good Cocks Gone?
See My Cock
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)

This need some Small Faces - Itchycoo Cock.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)

or just itchy cock

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)

Sometimes. Depends what I've been doing with it.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Tin Cock
Ogden's Nutgone Cock
Mad Cock
Green Cocks
Lazy Cock
Here Comes The Cock
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Oh man I really, really love the Small Faces

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Me too
A mate of mine has seen a tribute act a few times called The Small Fakers. Apparently they're really good. They've even been endorsed by Steve Marriot's Mum. For some reason.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:56, Reply)

I love all that mid-60s white British mod r'n'b

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Bill Haley
Rock around the cock.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Simon & Garfunkel
59th Street Cock Song
Keep The Cock Satisfied
Baby Cock
I Am A Cock
Cockward Bound
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Mrs Cock

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:53, Reply)

or mrs robbin'-cock

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:53, Reply)

And solo works...
Cocks On The Souls Of Her Shoes
You Can Call Me Cock
50 Ways To Leave Your Cock
Me & Julio Down By The Cock Yard
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:55, Reply)

And
Bright Cocks
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Slip Slidin' COCK
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:57, Reply)

And for what it's worth I prefer Diamonds on the soles of her COCK
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:58, Reply)

The sound of cock

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:14, Reply)

The Gary Glitter Tribute song
Cocks in the Cradle
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Depeche Mode
Just Can't Get Enough (Cock)
People are Cocks
Personal Cock
Enjoy the Cock
See Cock
I Feel Cock
Cockdemnation
Cock, In Itself
Strangecock
Cock Celebration
Policy of Cock
Shake the Cock
It's Called a Cock
New Cock

and so on.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Black Cock, surely?

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:00, Reply)

If you like...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:02, Reply)

B52's
Love cock
Cock lobster
The Beat:-
Cock in the bathroom
All out to cock you
Best cock
Twist and cock
Cock down Margaret
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Communards
Don't Cock Me This Way
So Cold The Cock
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)

whitney houston
i wanna dance with some cock
give me one cock in time
cock emotional
if i have cock
i will always love cock/i will always cock you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Cock Around (House of Pain)

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:04, Reply)

I like this one

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Led Zeppelin
Stairway to cock
Achilles' last cock
No cock
Black cock
All my cock
Bron-y-aur cock
Four cocks
Living loving cock
Since I've been loving cock
The cock song
Whole lotta cock

Etc etc.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Good cocks bad cocks

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:08, Reply)

James Bond
ThunderCock

The man with the golden cock
Cock Finger
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:16, Reply)

You Only Cock Twice
From Russia With Cock
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Cockraker
(ow)
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:20, Reply)

The Spy Who Cocked Me
"Nobody cocks it better"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Dr Cock
or

Cock NO
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:22, Reply)