HARK the herald angels sing, glory TO the new born KING!
The time of year a song is placed in or associated with is important to me, and it discombobulates me if I hear one out of context - do you get that, or do you not give a toss?

Alt: what's your favourite type of holiday plan - planned to eye-watering, nazi-tastic detail, or turn-up-and-see-what-happens?

Altalt: something else
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:07, 60 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

FIST!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Second the best!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Bloody hell, what's the odds on Bairstow getting a monster score now that he's had a massively unlikely reprieve?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Not that great. 28 runs off 65 balls...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:53, Reply)

He'll either be gone before tea or be still in this time tomorrow.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Gone before the close. I reckon his cautionary play will see him past tea.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)

^ Way Of The Exploding

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:09, Reply)

That takes me back

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Jumpers, goalposts ...

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:12, Reply)

I still practise
My 5 way exploding palm technique
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:49, Reply)

She's due to calf soon, yeah. Blistering give a fuck time.
I like to know what the place will be like, but do tend to have a wander. I like Pete McCarthy's attitude, find a boozer and chat to the locals.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:10, Reply)

That sounds like a fine plan, unless they're forrin and don't speak the Queen's.
Which - SADLY - constitutes most of the world!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:11, Reply)

They bloody well should do.
We probably used to own their country. This plan doesn't work in Cornwall, or Newcastle, for that very reason.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Or that northern town - Scotchington or whatever.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Alt: somewhere between the two
Have a shortlist of things you want to do/see but play it a bit by ear. No point in forcing yourself to do something even though you only got an hour's kip, just because it's in your schedule. It's a holiday FFS not the national curriculum
( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Also, drinking. There's rarely any point in seeing Jonny's meaningless architectural doodles when sober.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Quite so

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:15, Reply)

Lusty, is it true that Monty only has one bollock?
Assuming that this is the real Lusty?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Of course it's Lusty
Who else could it possibly be?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Apparently it's Rory.
He's been selling white heather, and jacking off to his One Direction dvd.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Best of all the hobbies.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Which one?
He gets paid for the heather, so theoretically, it's a job. Of sorts.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Trudat.
Must be the 1d stuff, then.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:38, Reply)

+ the other one is in the Albert Hall?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:25, Reply)

No it isn't.
What *is* true, however, is that you are such massive fucking Deacon that Justin Welby recently approached you with an offer of being made Archdeacon.
( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)

In that case
is it true that due to his advanced years Monty has now managed to draw an accurate scale on his inner thigh that enables him to correctly judge the temperature by the dangle of his aged scrotum
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I'm very surprised you haven't given 'Lusty' a loltastic sig by now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:23, Reply)

Because he wishes his genitals to remain in their current condition?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:26, Reply)

^ This ^
I'm glad I had a few inside me when I went to the Tate Modern in St. Ives......However the air conditioning was appreciated*


*I hope Monty doesn't pick this up for a Sig.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:17, Reply)

I quite enjoyed the Tate Modern in St Ives.
Enjoyed it as much as one can these places.

Didn't like having to pay, mind - in London that sort of shit's free, and rightly so.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Modern art is really not my cup of tea TBH
But wifey wanted to go in who am I to stand in her way?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:50, Reply)

You are the MAN double H
you should have clocked her one and gone to the pub
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I wanted to throw my stuff up her later that night
I'm not completely stupid

EDIT: I did have a couple in the "Sloop" before we went in
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:58, Reply)

I bet it never happened though did it Double H
She was tired after a day slogging round the gallery that she just wanted a cuddle and a good nights sleep.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Every time a Christmas song comes on my itunes in Summer I kill a kitten
Cheers!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Oh and turn up and see what happens for the holiday thing.
Just like I do here.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:22, Reply)

I agree.
Q.V. reggae versions of Christmas songs.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:29, Reply)

164/4

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:31, Reply)

That'll be Bairstow's blood pressure!
LOL!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:32, Reply)

LOL!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:34, Reply)

LOL x10!!!!!!

( wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:38, Reply)

no.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:38, Reply)

anyone said Hells Bells yet?


in other news i have a fab
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:33, Reply)

haha Shit Ice Lolly
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2019925
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:36, Reply)

we also have mini twisters

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:37, Reply)

You have Twisters yet you went for the FAB
You really are a bent spastic
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:45, Reply)

We had mini Twisters too.
Very impressive techniques in the office from both genders!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:47, Reply)

I once had mini twisters
But the doc straightened them right out again
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:54, Reply)

it fell off the stick onto my desk : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:38, Reply)

I think it was Joe Scaramanga and Harry Webshite who had a conversation that concluded that the saddest thing in the world is
A dropped ice-cream.

Ignoring ... famine, war, pestilence &c, obviously.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Yeah, you would have thought they would have at least talked about his extra nipple

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:46, Reply)

superfluous papilla

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Sounds like a kind of butterfly

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Sounds like you:

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:50, Reply)

haha
why does that always make me laugh
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Turned up right on time Nick Nack

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:49, Reply)

My feet smell today.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:53, Reply)

i suspect your filth encrusted hobbit feet smell everyday "swampy"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Perhaps, but I wore sandals to the office today and am more aware of it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Carols? In july?
stupid idea

New thread instead
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 15:58, Reply)