This one is for Monts.
io9.com/10-scientific-and-tech-visionaries-who-experimented-wit-868032557
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 18:19, 116 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Shut up Gonzo.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 18:31, Reply)

Go get a biro and sign your colon via your uretha.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 18:51, Reply)

You've not mentioned how the violin playing is going recently
How is it going?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 18:59, Reply)

Uncle Tone asked me about it last week and made me feel bad about not touching it for a little while, so I started pissing about with it on the weekend again.
I'm still struggling to play one string at a time, but i've worked out how the notes progress with my fingers =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:04, Reply)

about with on
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:09, Reply)

I didn't know you were into that kind of thing, but while you've bought it up....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:12, Reply)

I have always maintained that my use of hallucinogens did me good.
The other stuff inc alcohol, less so to say the least
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 18:59, Reply)

Is it wrong that I'm quite pleased with myself
For that Bay City Rollers pun in the previous thread.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:00, Reply)

It was certainly remarkable

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:02, Reply)

nope it was superb

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:02, Reply)

I reckon right, I've not heard anyone regret taking hallucinogens.
There are those who are so fucked up that they can't coprihend being fucked up.... but thats like a really really really reallly really minior amount. I once had an audio-hallicination and it was pretty cool, I also get that Exploding Head thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:06, Reply)

I hate that exploding head thing*
*if it is the same thing I have experienced
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:19, Reply)

What is that?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Where you hear like bangs and explosions when you're extremely exorsted, normally with an extreme phsyical-and-not-mental anxiety....
but they go away when you get up or shift your head a bit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:30, Reply)

Glad I've never had that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:35, Reply)

It's alright really, if that was the only thing that was wrong with me then i'd be alright. It's completely harmless.
You know they're in your head and that they'd go away if you just move your head slightly. Something to do with the inner-ear I think.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:40, Reply)

Something different then.
Mine was more like my head was a cork in a wine bottle being popped out.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:39, Reply)

I think thats a better description than mine, its like a very sudden sound.
But its as loud as what i'd imagine a gunshot would be.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:41, Reply)

Taking ecstasy changed my life, my outlook, my way of thinking and mellowed me right out.
I cannot recommend it enough.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:08, Reply)

for you
bleach would have been better.

you should take a LOT of bleach.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Is that what happened to your hair?
You hated yet another aspect of your appearance, so you decided to bleach your brunette hair and it went ginger? Is that what happened? It is, isn't it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:13, Reply)

alright DOZERTRON!
I hate to nitpick, but that would have turned it bright orange rather than ginger. And it would have to have been nearly black to start with (or the bleach was weak/half-perished.)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:26, Reply)

And here we have dull-as-ditchwater facts getting in the way of some bullying of the ginger.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Top hair based pedantry here. 9/10. Would read again A +++.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:27, Reply)

So MDMA changed your outlook on life and made you more mellow
Just how much of a highly strung brain wrong were you before?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:19, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:20, Reply)

POTD.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:22, Reply)

The amount of cocaine I took between 2004 and 2007 almost put me in a rehab centre. Haven't touched it since 23rd April 2007.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Was this before you were diagnosed with epilepsy?
Or did that follow this heavy cocaine use?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:27, Reply)

The two aren't related.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:29, Reply)

Just like Princes Charles and Harry

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Amen to that, brother

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:19, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:07, Reply)

I was always too scared to try an hallucinogen. Given my rather weak will regarding addictive substances this is probably for the best.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:21, Reply)

No hallucinogen is thought to be addictive.
That I know of, anyway.

/notascientist
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Ever 'done a trip' yourself? What's it like?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:24, Reply)

I did many between 1992 and 1995
Then took advantage of the loophole in the law on mushrooms in the early 2000s, when some enterprising folk were selling them over the counter.
It was always amazing. Utterly euphoric.
One acid trip scared me slightly because it was far stronger than I was expecting, but the euphoria carried me through.
Mushrooms were much easier though, because they don't last so long.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:32, Reply)

The length of a trip was one of the things that put me off. Charlie wears off quickly, so if I've done too much I won't be wired for hours, too much booze and I fall asleep.
So I have a level of control, to an extent.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:35, Reply)

this is what has always put me off too.
Along with the fact that my wrong brain is quite capable of manufacturing a bad trip without any help. :/

weed is nice though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:44, Reply)

I had a spliff when away camping with Stunned & Monty a few weeks ago. First one for about ten years.
Lovely. It won't be another ten years before I have a smoke.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:50, Reply)

Yeah, it's not really one for the headwrongs.
Although some don't find out until it's too late.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:51, Reply)

I reckon ecstasy taken in a welcoming environment would do CQ a world of good, I really genuinely do.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:52, Reply)

Both LSD and MDMA were developed and tested with a view to treating psychiatric disorders.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:56, Reply)

I know.
It's horrible at rock gigs/ rock clubs though. Just doesn't work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 20:00, Reply)

It should be pointed out that neither were adopted though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 20:01, Reply)

well of course.
But they do make rather good recreational drugs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 20:02, Reply)

a shame as I'm massively curous.
and not actually as headwrong as this place might make you think, but still probably better not to risk it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:53, Reply)

Same goes. One consideration for me has always been what drugs have been cut with, as well as the drug itself & how my meds would react with both.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:57, Reply)

This is my understanding of things too.
Also, stimulant addiction is very different to opiate addiction.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:26, Reply)

They're generally active at much lower doses than stimulants/opioids, so you'd have to fairly neck them 24/7 to get addicted.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:27, Reply)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:28, Reply)

*cracks open the emergency disco biscuits*
Dozer, I've got your medication, put your boiler suit on and get the glow sticks out, it's time for that outlook changing moment of mellow!

You are starting to sound a bit stressed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:31, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:33, Reply)

He's gone full retard.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Never go full retard, Woodsie, never go all the way.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:34, Reply)

I'd never rave in a boiler suit innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Unless it has a double cuff, is turquoise and has a Paul Smith label.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:36, Reply)

nah, would just be too hot innit
You ever do any MDMA?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Nope.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:39, Reply)

oh man :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:39, Reply)

Didn't they do that song "Kids" a few years back?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:41, Reply)

No.
That was MGMT.

Poor attempt at humour, Woodcakes, poor attempt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:42, Reply)

Reading jokes isn't one of your stronger suits.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Alternatively, I read it, thought it was a shit joke and played it deadpan.
It seems that being up to speed with things isn't one of your strong suits.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:52, Reply)

Speed. Another drug that passed me by. Always viewed it as a poor version of C.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:54, Reply)

Speed is fucking awful.
Poor man's coke. The comedowns are horrendous. Not pleasant at all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:55, Reply)

Sigmund isn't the only Freud that enjoys cocaine, as I know from personal experience.
Hi Matthew, grandson of Sigmund, husband of Rupert Murdoch's daughter & chairman of Freud Communications! It's been about a year, drinks soon? xx
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 19:59, Reply)

You know what?
Maybe we should name and shame every OT poster that does/ has done coke.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 20:01, Reply)

I doubt Matthew posts here, far too busy with Cameron, Blair, FTSE 100 chairman and international megastars.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 20:06, Reply)

The coked up prick.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 20:10, Reply)

Battered, not Matthew Freud.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 20:10, Reply)

He got nicked in France a few years back. Elizabeth (his wife) was pulled over for speeding. Apparently the full story is he was seen sucking her tits whilst she was driving her Bentley with the roof down and they did her for dangerous driving.
He got a caution for possession.

This is only a rumour.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 20:18, Reply)

+eeding

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 20:19, Reply)

It's a bit uncooth to name-drop people you've been in rehab with, innit?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 20:52, Reply)

IT'S A BABY!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 20:54, Reply)

BABY

REPTILE.

* David Icke lols *
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 20:59, Reply)

A Palace spokesman has announced that the baby is out.
The Aussies are reviewing it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:01, Reply)

HA HA.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:03, Reply)

oh man cricket

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:06, Reply)

*cricket ripple*
Very good!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:25, Reply)

some 15 year old girl died from drugs in oxford this week.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:10, Reply)

In the toilets of your pub?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:12, Reply)

Nope.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:38, Reply)

In a park.
In front box other children.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:38, Reply)

Shit.
This is a prime example of what fucks me off about the media. Some brat gets pushed out of a vadge & it's global headlines.

A child dies. Very little coverage.

Just seems completely wrong to me.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:13, Reply)

To be fair, a lot of deaths go unreported, and the dead girl was clearly a council estate no hoper.
People kind of care about the Royals.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:36, Reply)

THE GOD KING MESSIAH IS BORN HE WILL RULE US WITH GREAT WISDOM AND RIGHTEOUS FURY
HE IS THE KWISATZ HADERACH AND WILL RELEASE US ALL FROM THE TURMOIL OF THE DOWNTURN
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Have you been for another half price meal in the
Slug and Lettuce and over-done it on the blue WKD?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:43, Reply)

I AM OVERCOME WITH EMOTION AT THE EPIC NEWS
I HAVE TORN OFF THE BRANDING ON MY CIGARETTES, PRICED MY HOMEBREW AT A GOVERNMENT SANCTIONED LEVEL AND BLOCKED MY PORNOGRAPHY TUBES
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:51, Reply)

I'M NOW PAINTING A VAN WITH "IMMIGRUNTS GO HOME" TO DRIVE AROUND AREAS WHICH I CONSIDER UNBRITISH

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 21:53, Reply)

I've made a recording from the radio of the announcement of the new Prince Royal; for prosparity.
soundcloud.com/gonz-pro-music-maker/the-announcement-of-the-new
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 22:09, Reply)

God it's warm.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 22:58, Reply)

If I prop the door of my flat open I can get an intermittent cool breeze
But then I can't take my pants off. :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 22 Jul 2013, 23:19, Reply)

I has fans.
many fans.

well, two.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Jul 2013, 23:37, Reply)