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What will you never do again? MY MUM AHAHAH GEDDIT MY MUM!!!!!
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 7:43, 153 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You once asked me to delete a post because it contain personal information which I did.
The deletion I did last night was for pretty much the same reason, acid tongues on here can be funny, spitting venom is not.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)

( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)

I can't take it back, so I'll just have to live with it.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)

but you know your oats so I'm sure you had good cause and you've got the stones not to pretend you dint do it
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Ecstasy
Go to Southampton
Drink Red Bull
See the likes of the Treworgey Tree Fayre again
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 7:49, Reply)

apparently we had the most rain in the Country yesterday, roads covered in about 2" of silt and mud & manhole covers open, the car was in a right mess by the time I got to work
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:07, Reply)

Bacon
Ham
Beef
Turkey
Chicken
Lamb
Pork
Venison
Ostrich
Duck
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 7:51, Reply)

And venison.
And ostrich.
Chicken's alright.
The rest I'm a bit bored of. Although no-one can deny the power of bacon. Or beef. Turkey and ham - the Mehs of the meat world.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:06, Reply)

Goose
Goat
Buffalo
Pheasant
Partridge
Grouse
Woodcock
Rabbit
Hare
Horse
Escargot
Frog
Pigeon
Wild boar
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Aside from that, you're a fool.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:18, Reply)

That thing where you try to suck your own dick, only to realise you're being filmed for a reality TV programme being broadcast across the nation at prime time on a Saturday night.
Brussels Sprouts.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 7:57, Reply)

The last one wasn't good enough to justify the risk of taking it again.
Mushrooms - they're your friends.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:04, Reply)

Give it ten years, grow a pair and get back on that goddamn horse.
I've had stronger trips on (foreign) mushrooms than I ever have on acid and I've done idiotic things like take 8 trips in a night before, and would always take 3 unless they were super-duper strong or I didn't have the cash.
DMT is the king, though. ALL HAIL THE KING.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:10, Reply)

Except that when I spent ages designing a plate for a friend with photos etc, the postage was more than the plate; it was about £20. UNimpressed.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:15, Reply)

cf anything glass.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:16, Reply)

Marriage.
Cocaine.
Parachute jump.
Riding motorbikes.
Spirits.
In other news I am no longer banned from the NLT.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:10, Reply)

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( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Made me feel like shit the rest of the night, and most of the next day.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:17, Reply)

Rock gigs and rock clubnights are fucking horrible on pills.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:28, Reply)

following a car crash afternoon in a St John's Wood boozer with the Chemicals. It was horrendous.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:33, Reply)

It wasn't much fun. Listened to jungle when I got home.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:38, Reply)

Oh, who am I kidding....of course I'd do it again!
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:19, Reply)

So Hat-so
He's gotta be
So Hat-so
He's gotta be be big and strong, and live in the Portsmouth area.
I think the last line needs some minor tweaking but other than that I'm ready to take this bitch to the studio and lay it down like a bottle of 1982 Chateau Petrus.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:22, Reply)

He's gotta be big and strong, and the subject of this song
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you - next week's No.1.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:24, Reply)

When it comes to cool he's the only choice
He struts through life without a care
Telling tales of Treworgey Fayre
Monty Boyce, Monty Boyce...Monty Boyce, Monty Boyce
Repeat to fade
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Any more song lyrics containing posters names?
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:30, Reply)

I'm thinking 'double A side'.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:30, Reply)

Well the first time you heard my voice
you were rockin
to the rhythm Youre hands couldnt stop finger poppin
to the sound of the drum and bass that kicks
When Vaggy B on the decks, other DJs get licked.
You dont believe me? Well it aint no joke.
With him behind me, Ill never go broke
because he makes those beats sweeter than honey
we record it, and rake in the money
I got thousands of rhymes inside my mind
I hit the button on recall, theyre easy to find.
At the show, my voice booms on the P.A.
other rappers shit their pants like its judgement day.
Were the new crew that comes from nowhere
The crowd shouts out, Thank God Theyre Here!
Well capture your attention like a news flash
A spread out sound like an infectious rash
Of def-rate beats, each and every one.
Now youre rockin and boppin to the tempo of the drum.
I knew it wouldnt be long bfore you got into it
Yo B Show em how you do it.
------
Chorus:
Oh Yeah, Hes rockin Vaggy B.-
Hes a Bad Young Brother. (repeat)
------
Fresh Beats stead of Drugs Im on a natural high
The Lords my shepherd, that is why
My odds are favored to win this rap race
put your money on me, Boy, Its gonna be safe.
An investment, a long term security
this LPs like a painting by DiVinci
A masterpiece of killer cuts and rhyme;
my DJ Vaggy B is my partner in crime.
Nobody can cut quite like this man -
theres a roof off of every single jam.
Sucker Djs run, trying to escape,
but the damage is done Its just too late.
All homeboys like their beats, heartbrakes, and
cuts that rumble like earthquakes.
Fly-girls scream, then they holler
we get paid in pounds, not in dollars.
For our boss rhymes, and our beats -
you know were Londons finest Kings of the Street.
Now that I know that youre all into it
Yo B, show em how you do it.
[Extended Chorus]
Put the needle to the groove - thatll make you move
With cuts like a razor, some rough some smooth.
Raps next generation a 90s B-boy
I aint no imitation Im the real McCoy.
Comin to you live and directly
I got honors, masters, PHD and a nobel peace prize for my rap,
And Derek Bs got a grammy award for his scratch.
We dress all in black, never ever touch crack
We wear fresh, fly Addidas not Nikes, theyre wack.
Black 501s, Visacci Leather jackets,
when we do any jam, we always pack it.
Like royalty, well be around forever
like Lennon and McCartney, were perfect together.
Like an 808 bass drum, we sound real good
the beat keeps droppin, the way it should.
The twelve-hundreds are spinnin, my managers grinnin,
My Mas so proud of me now that I am winnin,
And I know that youre all well into it
[chorus]
[outro:]
Bust the Beat.
Shits dope, huh?
Alright.
Yo D - Bust it. Woo
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)

It pretty much wrote itself if I'm honest.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Such a shame...so much blood :(
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)

He was tipped to be the first UK hip hop act to break America. Unfortunately no-one thought to check with America first before announcing this, and they (quite rightly) thought he was shit and laughed at his desperate, flailing rhymes and cod-US stylings.
Technically he would have been the 2nd anyway and Slick Rick is from Wimbledon and had topped the charts all around the world with Doug E Fresh in 1984 with their zany take on the Inspector Gadget theme, 'The Show'.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:54, Reply)

( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:29, Reply)

You should have a listen to The Sun Can't Compare by Larry Heard.
You might like it. Excellent 303s on it.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:35, Reply)

It kind of passed by unnoticed.
To be fair the speakers on my monitor aren't really going to do it justice.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:04, Reply)

( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Chompo deleted the bits which showed him in a particularly poor light.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 8:56, Reply)

It's about the 5th time he's bought from me. Always to his Vauxhall gaff, never to his country pile.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:04, Reply)

All the drugs I have ever tried were ace so not them. Especially not acid which is awesome.
I will never ever work for my previous boss again. Even if he tripled my wage.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:01, Reply)

"Team building exercises"
Beer less than 4%
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Only corporate events that involve food and drink
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Almost every person in our company would have preferred £30 behind the bar and an afternoon session for team building
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:15, Reply)

I've been away in the Lakes for about 5 of the last 10 New Years, sitting in a cottage with red wine and a log fire. Much better idea
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)

the whole idea is eat drink and be merry only problem is that I normally have to do the driving so no free beer for me.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I blagged a free day at the Riverside watching Durham last summer
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:21, Reply)

If indeed that is the reason BEATLES CHAT went so wrong.
I think I lack both the willpower and common sense not to repeat my mistakes.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:13, Reply)

( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:18, Reply)

And say that you like The Beatles, Star Wars and Game of Thrones. They'll lose their fucking minds.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:18, Reply)

( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:20, Reply)

died of alcohol related liver failure may get your account perma-banned
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I don't get it. All of the things above (including cycling, cats and oreos) are undeniably popular. Massively so. How can things that are enjoyed my MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS of people be 'shit'? Idiots.
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Have you ever thought of that?
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I like Star Wars. I know that some people don't like Star Wars. I don't care that they don't like it, any more than they don't care that I do. CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG???
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)

( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Things that more than 5 people like are 'shit'.
God, look at this prick:
www.b3ta.com/links/1038537
( , Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:26, Reply)
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