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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Send help, I am dying.
What would you have on your headstone?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:39, 187 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Is your life flashing before your eyes?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)
"Kroney b 1980 d 2013
"Kept crapping on about cars, murdered by M Boyce"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:41, Reply)

about
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Rover SD1.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)
You are stood on my hair
in really small writing right at the bottom of the stone
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:43, Reply)
i always found this to be rather creepy
Remember me as you pass by,

As you are now, so once was I,

As I am now, so you must be,

Prepare for death and follow me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I'd be smiling.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it wasn't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)
John Belushi would have been proud.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:44, Reply)
who was that psychic twat who had a telephone buried with her, because she was so convinced she had powers?
after about 7 years without a call being made from beyond the grave, the line was disconnected... funny that...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)
Not really.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)
you're wrong ACTUALLY
it's funny in BOTH senses of the word
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)
They were probably on a contract
Whereas they would have been better off with Pray As You Go.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:50, Reply)
it hurts
it actually physically hurts
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)
I unsure if this is a bad thng.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)
After I become a famous rapping star I will have 'Told you I was illest'

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)
'It's no surprise that Monty's dead
He lived like one of Motorhead'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)
Father, husband, spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)
Young, Gifted and Black

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Windy Pig,
he is dead, now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)
I AM STUCK IN A HEADSTONE FACTORY, SEND HELP

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)
hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)
like

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:54, Reply)
"Wish you were here"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)
There won't be a headstone as I want to be buried at sea. Trufax

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)
You should be buried on the moon

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Not possible and we all know why!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)
In a shoe box

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Are you a tiny terrorist?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:48, Reply)
I kill you!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Kinder Egg's newest toyzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I didn't think that was allowed anymore?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)
There Are two places in the UK that allow it

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:50, Reply)
ah, right
Well that's worth bearing in mind. I have some things that need burying.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:52, Reply)
but then where will we all go to shit on it?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)
One of the places you can be buried at sea is Dogger Bank
meaning all us Londoners are shitting on it by default.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:52, Reply)
with a name like that
some tourists could be in for a right old disappointment
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:53, Reply)
It's where they put their deposits.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:55, Reply)
maybe just a button,
that when pressed would play a random track that entered the charts at number 40 somewhere between 1993 and 1997
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)
To be honest I'm planning a Viking ship buriel so no headstone will be needed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:48, Reply)
I want to be fired into the sun.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)
+ on sunday
/newsoftheworldstafflols
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)

into the sun
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Yours will be
Rusty roof, smelly garage.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:53, Reply)
"He Lived Too Long"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:49, Reply)
He died as he lived....screaming in pain and running for his life

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:50, Reply)
i've been spending the money my dad gave me for my birthday,
and downloading illegal music, simultaneously helping the economy of norway and poland while destroying the music industry that created the bands who's merchandise i bought.
long live the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:53, Reply)
SWEET
When was it your birthday? I would've sent my fondest greetings had I known.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:54, Reply)
last wednesday,
lady pig told me to get "some sensible clothes for going to college" and i heard "spend it on band t-shirts and jeans"
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Ah, well happy bidet for last wednesday
Yes, I suffer from a similar hearing difficulty. Mrs Hats got a job the other day...the first thing I did was start window shopping for a Les Paul.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:58, Reply)
stupid lovely things,
i wish i didn't love things so much. and stuff, i realy love having stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Stuff's great
And items....and don't even get me started on objects.

I'm getting a 57 gold top VOS. I'm so excited!!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:06, Reply)
i've got a hold down on a lovely lovely electric stand up,
gonna get al rockabilly up in this house,
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Oh, you did go for the standup after all??
That's awesome. We should form a skiffle band.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:09, Reply)
What brand, etc?
I want to see this lovely thing
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:09, Reply)

www.pmtonline.co.uk/eastcoast-electric-double-bass-honey.html
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:13, Reply)
That is extremely cool
A music shop called PMT? That's almost too good to be true.

"Hmm...this is nice, but I'm not quite feeling it."

"Oh right...first you say you like it, and all of a sudden you don't. GOD ALMIGHTY, WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND, I'M SO FED UP WITH YOU, ALL I DO IS TRY TO MAKE YOU HAPPY AND WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:17, Reply)
"professional music technology"
My brother used to work with them, apparently the guys that started it are proper lond wide boys, always doing deals and scams and stuff for cheap stock.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:25, Reply)
Hey, it keeps the world turning

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Moss and lichens

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)
I can't remember him asking about your lunch

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:55, Reply)
'Here lies Captain Placid. Died aged 106'
'The good die young'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:51, Reply)
It's no age, is it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:52, Reply)
srs answer is srs
choosing a headstone and what to put on it is fucking hard work. that thing's going to be there for many many years. no pressure there, then...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:53, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2028948
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Ohhhh man I've just been on the phone for ages and didn't get chance to post this in the last thread
"The Fall and Rise of Reginald Donkeyfuck"
Reg. tries ever desperately to get it on with women before his Viagra runs out and his erectile dysfunction reasserts itself
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Yeah! When dem bitches be waking up in bed wid me in the morning it be more like Rising Damp nigga!

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)
haha
Touché
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:02, Reply)
"It fucking stinks in here"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)
He's not in.
Please leave a message.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:56, Reply)
"It ain't gonna suck itself!"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:57, Reply)



GET OFF MY FUCKING GRAVE

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:58, Reply)

GET OFF STAY ABOUT FROM
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:58, Reply)
I saw a memorial plaque once that just read 'in loving memory of dick'

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Well I don't know about you
but I remember mine lovingly
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:59, Reply)
My son just didn't love me enough
RIP AA's Mum
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:59, Reply)
I dunno, he's gone into an uncontrollable spending frenzy.
Could well be a sign of being unable to cope and retreating into the shallow world of retail addiction, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:02, Reply)
He wanted peroni earlier...I mean that's gonna set back his repayments by months!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:05, Reply)
I'll be back

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:00, Reply)
"You should see the state of the other guy!"

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)
TO TOWN: 4 MILES

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:03, Reply)
This is a full size grave. Honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Wouldn't you get one I those little plaques that children get?
Or maybe a cross made of lollipop sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:05, Reply)
I forgot to have any breakfast this morning
I was too busy getting up late, emptying the dishwasher and making porridge for the baby.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Fucking cunt kids

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:06, Reply)
That's going to confuse people looking at your headstone
a warning that they should never skip breakfast, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:07, Reply)
Anything as long as it's not made by this guy:
www.flickr.com/photos/24801135@N02/2354449565/in/set-72157604217906093
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:07, Reply)
Erm....has Monty died?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:07, Reply)
Bagsie his decks

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Bagsy his records

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:08, Reply)
I bet nobody wants his clothes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:10, Reply)
I don't think you can just claim 'Most Unprosecuted Tramp Beheadings In A Calendar Year'
Bit more effort required there tango
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Bagsy his savings.............................................
Ohhhhh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:09, Reply)
Bagsy his....hm. No, actually I'm alright, ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Hey hey....it's K-Roney
all set for the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:11, Reply)
bagsy his mrs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:12, Reply)

mrs batshit mental Ex.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:13, Reply)
*buys neck brace for protection*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:13, Reply)
+ Boxing Headgear and Gum Shield

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:16, Reply)
bagsie his connective tissues

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:15, Reply)
you feeling a little disjointed gluey?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Bagsy his stash

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:17, Reply)

s Mou ce
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:20, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:15, Reply)
alright PD

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:21, Reply)
cheers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Yeah well done Doze, you broke the thread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:21, Reply)

the thread my sphincter
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:24, Reply)
+ by stuffing it with hamsters

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:24, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I will be once grace rummages her way out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:31, Reply)
I'm actually dying here, I swear down.
Please give me lunch recommendations that will sort me out. Unfortunately '3 pints' is not an option.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:25, Reply)
4 pints

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:26, Reply)
Bifter?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:26, Reply)
I fI could have a four hour kip afterwards I'd fucking love one

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:27, Reply)
i just had a pear, that was quite nice
maybe have a pear
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Sausages, eggs and a Mars milk drink

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:28, Reply)
lucozade original
pizza
pint
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Also good

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:29, Reply)
soup

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:31, Reply)
I've only just got rid of a pint of fizzy soup out of my tortured anus
I don't need more of it
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:41, Reply)
did you put soup into a soda stream?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:49, Reply)
man up.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:32, Reply)

man drink
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:33, Reply)
i'm going to have a shower and a shave and get myself all respectable like for an evening of work.
i'm not working tomorrow night, do you think i should go out on the town? or stay in and watch a movie?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:34, Reply)
get yourself down the Park End or "The Bridge"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:35, Reply)
ha, Park End is now called "Lava Ignite" and i'm barred.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:39, Reply)
double lols
how the hell did you get barred? I mean people used to spit down onto the dance floor from the upper level for fucks sakes
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Go out
You can watch a movie any old night. There are a finite number of 'night's out', trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:35, Reply)
i might go to a pub with a jukebox and put on some songs i like,
that sounds nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:38, Reply)
this made me lol
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rqQujx9vk0
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:39, Reply)
i've heard this, it is hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:43, Reply)
I was a little bit drunk when I first heard it and I cried with laughter

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:47, Reply)
Put on "Prince Charming"
by Adam and the Ants.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:39, Reply)
i won't do it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:42, Reply)
chicken tikka biryani and four veg samosas

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:36, Reply)
Good old Sainers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:36, Reply)
u no dat bruv

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:40, Reply)
YM

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:40, Reply)
i liked breasts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:30, Reply)
I do admire your dedication broady
alright
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:31, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:43, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2028842
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:36, Reply)
YEARS, NOW SOLD OUT, MORE URGENTLY REQUIRED.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Hare today, gone tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:41, Reply)
*crosses fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Tomorrow never comes.......
just like your wife when you have sex with her
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:44, Reply)
now THAT's how you wave a tea towl

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:45, Reply)
I'm behind you

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:46, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:46, Reply)
FUCK SHITPANTS NUGENT

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:48, Reply)
more lols, today has been full of them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:49, Reply)
I'm waiting for Monty to stop struggling and just fucking cark it already.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:53, Reply)
?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:52, Reply)
NOW YOU OWN IT SHITPANTS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:53, Reply)
FUCK HIM AND FUCK HIS DENIALS

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Why are we shouting?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:55, Reply)

becasue i have some difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:57, Reply)
it's from the comments on this clip
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2VNFpiGWo
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:59, Reply)

I LIKED THIS SONG BACK IN 68 AND IT STILL ROCKS, BUT IT WAS THE WHOLE PACKAGE, NOT JUST THE GUITAR LICK. BUT IN 2013, FUCK SHITPANTS NUGENT. HE IS ALL TOUGH, BUT WHEN IT WAS HIS TIME T5O HAVE BULLE4TS WIZ BY HIS HEAD, HE SHIT HIMSELF HERE AT HOME. FUCK HIM AND FUCK HIS DENIALS. EVEN IF IT ISN'T TRUE, IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO TELL THAT STORY, NOW YOU OWN IT SHITPANTS. NO GETTING AWAY FROM IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:01, Reply)

IT IS CALLED" CAN'T STAND " SHITPANTS" NUGENT ". I WILL ADMIT IT IS NOT EASY TO PRONOUNCE, BUT IT IS, WHAT IS.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:03, Reply)
miketars1 fucking RULES

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)
No getting away from it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:08, Reply)
1hr and 10mins until home time...might as well be a week

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:52, Reply)
:o( 6pm for me

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Same here, think you'll make it?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Yes but with extreme difficulty

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:56, Reply)
Gutted.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:56, Reply)
you, not so much

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:56, Reply)
FUCK YOU SHITPANTS

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:56, Reply)
hahaha
nah you're alright. maybe just walk out, I mean would anyone even notice?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:57, Reply)
If they did, it's only because the incidences of complaints
about somebody screaming "you own it shitpants" down the phone at them would probably, like, halve.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:59, Reply)
I feel for you cuz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:56, Reply)
I can't quit you babe
great song, well done i-pood shuffle system
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 12:58, Reply)
meesa dyingsa

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:05, Reply)
meesa dyingsa

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:05, Reply)
Shit the bed you've died twice here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:06, Reply)
I wish he'd just get on with it, already.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)
i'm off to marks and sparks for a salad
does anyone want anything?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Yes.
Yes I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Hot beef sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:08, Reply)
There's a joke in here, somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:09, Reply)
I believe a "hot lunch" is turd munching
also new thread innit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)
Something, something PISS FLAPS.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)

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