I used to think that
and then they started making beer a bit like English beer, which inspired English brewers to make English beer like the Americans were making and some of them are quite nice and it reminded me a bit of how the Beatles copied a load of black American music and then went over to America and inspired a load of white Americans to make well cool music and I'm just typing now without really looking back at what I've written but in conclusion I like beer.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:08, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i've had some lovely American beers,
but this one just seems a little bit, meh.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Well you have to try them to find this out though, don't you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:12, Reply)

i have always maintained that i must try as many beer as possible

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:19, Reply)

You owe it to yourself really

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)

the beatles were shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:09, Reply)

No one respects your opinions

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:09, Reply)

Omelettes are shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:10, Reply)

i had the best omelette ever on sunday
it had red onions and mushrooms and feta cheese and pesto. it was like a fucking massive orgasm right in the kisser.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:35, Reply)

sounds shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:37, Reply)

what can possibly be shit about that?
it was nice and firm. can't be doing with sloppy eggs, they make me want to retch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)

exacly, eggs should be "rare"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)

eggs must never ever be:
poached (too slimy)
fried (too slimy and greasy)
covered in meat

they are fine if they are:

scrambled to a firm texture with lots of spices/cheese/vegetables
omelette'd to a firm texture
mashed into mayonnaise with cracked black pepper and spread on granary bread
baked into anything else

that's all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:41, Reply)

Pesto in an omelette?
Is there any food subject you're right about?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:54, Reply)

have you ever tried it?
no?

then go away. try it. THEN tell me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 17:06, Reply)

also an opinion can never be wrong so : p

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:11, Reply)

But they can be clumsily expressed.
Especially when offered by an oaf, lout, boor, barbarian, Neanderthal, churl, bumpkin, yokel; fool, dolt, dullard; idiot, imbecile, moron, lamer, cretin, jackass, goon, yahoo, ape, baboon, clod, blockhead, meathead, butthead, meatball, bonehead, knucklehead, chucklehead, lamebrain, palooka, lug, bozo, hoser, boob, chowderhead, lummox, knuckle-dragger, galoot, klutz, goofus, doofus, turkey, dingbat, scissorbill; twit, nerk, git, yob; lubber
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)

Apologies to WP for stealing his shtick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:17, Reply)

hey,
carry on man, if we, as his close friends, can't tell him the truth, who can?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:20, Reply)

I'd like to think his wife has a go most evenings

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

Most evenings I'm having a go on your wife

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:29, Reply)

We still on for that swapping party next month then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:30, Reply)

Of course
but can we leave the Alpaca outside this time, he puts me off my stroke
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:31, Reply)

You know we don't like to impose rules on the animals, why are you being like this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:32, Reply)

my bumhole hurts : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:34, Reply)

well this is disturbing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:39, Reply)

Where's my apology eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

For what?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:21, Reply)

being mean

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:23, Reply)

Think of it more as constructive criticism
But still cry yourself to sleep tonight
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

I read that in Luther
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVLg5g0o3Is
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:24, Reply)

This makes more sense than anything I've ever read

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 16:09, Reply)