I am thinking about getting a tattoo
spiders web on the elbow/hinge inside the elbow.

Or the plane, the plane.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:48, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

get a tear for your fallen homies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)

ANTHRAX
on the knuckle.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)

The tear can mean two things dependent on where it's placed.
Just below the eye - one tear for each person you've murdered.

Halfway down the cheek - racism; tears for my lost country.

As told to me by a homeless chap at Crisis a few years ago.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)

It's a tattoo - not Victorian jewellery.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)

it actually changes the menaing if the tear is solid or just the outline

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)

According to whom?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)

West coast gangsters
Not some homeless giving you pillow talk
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Yeah if you get it wrong it means 'big crybaby pussy who got bummed in prison and fucking loved it'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I was thinking 'cut here' and a dotted line round my neck, and SKREWDRIVER on my forehead.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:49, Reply)

get a tattoo of your face ON your face!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Or a tattoo of a tattoo.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Or Tatu

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Or Tattoo being spitroasted by Tatu with strapons

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:24, Reply)

WENDY on the pee pee
Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice day.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:50, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:52, Reply)

1978 called. They'd like their 'joke' back.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)

No they didn't.
Yewtree has them banged up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I like this

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Off you go Monty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Get some flaming dice and a dolphin with a scroll underneath it reading "FREEDOM"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Do you have any tattoos th?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I do

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Anything good?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Well it's unusual, let's say that

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)

What is it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Ok, but bear in mind I was much younger and my mind was broken
On my left bicep I have (in very big letters) the word 'YES' in Times Roman. It's not a reference to anything in particular, it's just Yes. As in the opposite of No.
And no, I don't have 'No' on the other side...as I've been asked for the last (nearly) 20 years.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I've always wanted a tattoo of David St Hubbins
But never gone through with it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:09, Reply)

St Hubbins

Icke.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Now that WOULD be unusual
Also, we're both from the island, so it would make sense...in a David Icke sort of way.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Would need to be in turquoise ink.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

he's not dozer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:13, Reply)

lucky you didn't have it on the right arm
as that might have constituted cockteasing...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Would it?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

"left is right and right is wrong"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

What?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:15, Reply)

Yup I am lost here too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:16, Reply)

apparently it's how you tell which is the "gay" side
left is straight, right is gay.

it's v old and not a little homophobic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:27, Reply)

Just like Monty!!!111!!!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:29, Reply)

a little homophobic funny
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Sounds alright.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:16, Reply)

I've never met anyone else with the same thing
which is what I like about it. Also, when I'm decapitated it'll be easier for Mrs Hats to identify the body.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:16, Reply)

I just gazzed you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:20, Reply)

wait, is this about me?
Oh god, it's about me isn't it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:32, Reply)

No but you know what?
I was talking to my mother who was down your way with my little Jap cousins last weekend and they boought year-long tickets which cover the Victory, Mary Rose etc and she said I could borrow them, so I plan to make use of that shit in the not-too-distant future so I'll be heading to Hatsville.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Nice!
I'll put the kettle on. So make it quick, I'm not made of money you know.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:44, Reply)

OK I'm outside.
Can you see me waving?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Haha, like a dinlo I actually looked
lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Get a unicorn fucking a dolphin in the blowhole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Oh man, that's the ticket

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Unicorn bumming a squirrel

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:10, Reply)

W on each butt cheek

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

i read about a wolphin last night (half whale, half dolphin)
i thought it was made up, but the internet assures me such a creature exists
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 10:13, Reply)