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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Much as I simply adore the cut and thrust of a lively health and safety legislation chat........is there no way we could possibly talk about something else, please?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:32,
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They are assorted images from Trading Places. You're missing out on some top quality internet I can tell you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:38,
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I went on my phone as I can't see B3tards at workyou really are missing nothing.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:49,
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Or baconLike you might find in a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:04,
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how many of your top ten have been up your vajoojoo, though?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:47,
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Doreen Lawrence has just been made a Baroness. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFS.
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Next you'll be telling me that cunt Damilola Taylor's unemployed bog cleaner dad has been made Commander in Chief of the RAF(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:37,
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wow that was pretty unpleasant(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:37,
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I am still wiping the tears out of my eyes. This should make the newsletter.
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A fucking peerage for having your son murdered by some South London racists? If I get assaulted in a pub do I get a Knighthood?
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I'll head butt you in the balls. That should get you an MBE at least. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:40,
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No she's a moaning black cunt with a dead kid. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:46,
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As a new father imagine your daughter was murdered, you knew who did it and why and the police don't give a shit.(, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:48, Reply)
Are you threatening my daughter?MODS!!!!!!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:49,
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Her kid would only have grown up to be a drug dealing pimp anyway. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:51,
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This IS a fair point. And, unusually, this was a case of white on black crime. Not the usual black on white, black on black, black on yellow, black on old, black on young black on Uncle Tom.......Cobbly and all.
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What would you guess the percentage of black prisoners is in the UKdon't look it up, guess.
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13%Now guess which racial group is most likely to admit they committed a crime in the last year anonymously?
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2033452
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:00,
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White, shortly followed with Mixed race. Then followed by black and chinese and lastly by asians.
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Who gives a shit?It doesn't matter who knows who committed the crime, the burden of proof is on the accusers. If they can't prove it, he's presumed innocent. All the whining and bitching in the world can't and shouldn't change that and certainly shouldn't result in a fucking peerage.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:01,
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I imagine it's less to do with her having a murdered sonand slightly more to do with her years of campaigning.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:42,
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Waah fucking waah. Campaigning against the Police!!! Wasting vital resources that could go toward cutting down crime committed by members of her community.
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Wogs in the House of Lords?NO WAI!!!!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:37,
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Only if you have performed the relevant risk assessments.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:36,
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I just made a delicious vegetarian lunch, TangsDoes that mean you'll come round my house now?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:06,
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Hell yeah!I'll even bring a bag of weed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:16,
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I don't think I could go veggie full timeBut we've got a few vegetarian meals in out rotation that all of us love...even the kids. I think most people that turn their noses up at veggie food have only ever eaten the bland tasteless crap. If you know what you're doing it can be bloody marvellous.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:21,
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Stunner is famous!www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/10211310/Hikers-capture-bigfoot-on-film.html
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:39,
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5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2031945
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:52,
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OK then, can I post a new thread?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:42,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:43,
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My chillis turned up todayI've never been so scared of an ingredient before
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:05,
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YeahNaga bhut jolokia. About 9 pods and a bag of powdered. It even SMELLS hot.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:07,
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I have the naga chilli powder. 1/4 tsp will blow your nuts off in a BIG pot of chilli. Go 1/8th.
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Oh great, cheersI've been looking around online for advice, but all of it seems to be "WHACK IT ALL IN!! IT'S WELL HOT!!!"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:16,
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We could, but unless it's abotu the Treworgey Tree Fayre of 1989, you'll be complaining regardlessso I vote we all just put you on 2.0, you bleating little girl.
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Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:50,
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b3ta.com/questions/badgigs/post2028205
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 12:51,
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Could we have more edgy and ironic racist jokes chat?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:02,
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what do you call an atractive paki>?Asif
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:03,
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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says, "Show me it's true what they say about black men."
So he stabs her and nicks her purse.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:06,
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mating call of a robin - cheep cheep cheeepmating call of an eagle - squawwwwk, squaawwwwk
mating call of a black bird - stick it in me arse Leroy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:07,
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A guy decides to have a party where his guests come as different emotions from fear to happiness, and so on.
The first guest shows up covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. What did you come as? the host asks. I'm green with envy.Wow, that's brilliant, says the host. Come in and have a drink.
A few minutes later, a woman turns up, covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her private parts. Wow, great outfit,says the host. And you've come as? I'm tickled pink! she says. Brilliant, the host replies.
Moments later the doorbell goes again, only this time its two naked Irish blokes at the door. One's standing with his penis in a bowl of custard while the other's got his cock stuck in a pear. What the hell are you both doing? screams the host. Well, I'm fucking dis custard and he's come in dis pear!
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Two black african bastards walk into a bar and one says "ooga booga" and shakes his fucking spearAnd the mick turns round and says "Fuck knows, but you should see the size of his cock".
/manning
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:18,
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