b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 2034161 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1

« Go Back | Popular

Right. I'm off for a Chinese meal with my G/F and Emily
I intend to eat until I can't move.
What are your Wednesday evening plans dear B3TANs?

Alt: I dunno, talk amongst yourselves for a bit
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 18:43, 239 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Is Emily the one from the back seat if the car?
I think Level 42 wrote a song about them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Looking back is so bizarre.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:13, Reply)
I am mostly eating taramasalata

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:02, Reply)
not keen on that stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:07, Reply)
Lovely. Particularly good with salted kettle chips or celery.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:10, Reply)
Celery can fuck the shit off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:19, Reply)
I've never understood why so many people don't like the stuff, it's pretty inoffensive.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:20, Reply)
Nah, it tastes disgusting and ruins any thing it's in unless cooked

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:23, Reply)
Why? It's not a strong flavour. Is it the texture? It's fantastic with cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:27, Reply)
Taste and texture, mainly taste though. It's rank

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:30, Reply)
I think it is a strong flavour
Deceptively so. I can taste it in a stew or casserole even if I can't see it
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:32, Reply)
I like cooked in stuff
Can't stand it raw
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:33, Reply)
stock only for me

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Strong compared to what other tastes/ flavours?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:39, Reply)
Nice stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:39, Reply)
Prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:40, Reply)
most veg bar fennel.
Celeriac I am fine with
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:53, Reply)
I find parsnips and various brassicas to be much stronger tha celery.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:58, Reply)
I suppose yer savoy cabbage is stronger but then I like it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:03, Reply)
I love Savoy cabbage. Particularly with rib of beef.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:05, Reply)

Nice fried, too.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:22, Reply)
I think this is one of the olive branches between our culonary tastes.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:22, Reply)
gonna burgle your gaff and leave a shit in your washing machine

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:03, Reply)
making detailed plans for what to do when Jeff stands me up.
I SAW YOU PLANNING IT!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:05, Reply)
I really fancy having a few glasses of Malbec, but I'm due to go for a run in the morning so no booze for me tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:14, Reply)
I've not had a drink since Saturday, I'm impressed with myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:24, Reply)
I might have a beer with my supper, that won't dehydrate me in the way that wine would.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:28, Reply)
I wish

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:31, Reply)
christ I've been on the piss for days
I'm on a dago red watching Blanc baking on t'teevee
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:34, Reply)
I need to catch up, missed the roasting episode

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:35, Reply)
HAHAHA ROASTING YM GEDDIT YM?!!!! LOL!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:36, Reply)
Yes
I get it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:37, Reply)
HAHAHA YM GETS IT!!!!! I MEAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOUR MUM! !! AHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Fancy a couple with Marcus in La Brocca tomorrow? About 7? You chaps seemed to get on well.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:38, Reply)
have to check with my carer

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:41, Reply)
He and I will be there anyway, so stop off if you like. Turn left out of the station, it's on west end lane. 4 min walk.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:42, Reply)
righto

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:52, Reply)
sounds to me like you are calling Marcus a cunt here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:01, Reply)
I do hope his nickname was 'skid' at school

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Worryingly you both wear the same rings. Are you secretly married? I didn't realise you'd got on *that* well...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:04, Reply)
+ cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:06, Reply)
Yes. You are.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:06, Reply)
your ring is more worn than anyone I've ever known

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:06, Reply)
Well you're responsible for that. Darling.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:07, Reply)
I thought I might round off an afternoon of alcohol, paying debts to dealers, and making excuses to bar owners where I'd fallen through tables and generally accosted other patrons
with a nice game of backgammon, anyone fancy it?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:40, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:41, Reply)
Gutted.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:42, Reply)
a nice game of SP

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:41, Reply)
My first move:
SP
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:41, Reply)
mmmm...tricky.
OK......SP.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:49, Reply)
I see what you're doing there
 
SP
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:53, Reply)
Let's see how you get on with this little manoeuvre. ....
SP
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 19:55, Reply)
You dirty bitch
S
P
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Oh you fucking wanker.
I think I have to miss a turn. I don't think I can go.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Heading out for a family meal in about 10 minutes.
I'm not paying.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:03, Reply)
Any progress on the job front?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:05, Reply)
Not yet. I'm working on it.
Dozer has just connected with me on Linkedin so I'm expecting great things any day now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:07, Reply)
Delete him. People look at who you're connected to. You may have made what is known as a 'career limiting move'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:08, Reply)
yeah, being connected to Zammo is something which will make employers just say no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:29, Reply)
No I am through my taxes!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:05, Reply)
Technically a nun is.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:06, Reply)
what does talk to a nun about?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:08, Reply)
Where the soap is.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:09, Reply)
click

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:23, Reply)
She's very easy to talk to.
And very switched on.

Right, I'm off for a bit. Taxi's due very soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:10, Reply)
Do nuns pay tax?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:08, Reply)
I have no idea.
This one is the missus' second cousin and is a lovely person. And she doesn't shove religion down your throat either, which is a bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Churches are charities?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:09, Reply)
thgirla

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 21:03, Reply)
what?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 21:05, Reply)
tnuctihs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 21:06, Reply)
kirpc

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 21:10, Reply)
redneb

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 21:29, Reply)
Evening shit-cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 21:31, Reply)
alright wankathon?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 21:39, Reply)
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 21:47, Reply)
i'm watching Wall E

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 21:54, Reply)
I've never seen it.
What's it all about?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 21:54, Reply)
a small robot and how he saves mankind
it's sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 21:55, Reply)
Sounds well bent.
Why is it on after the watershed. Is it a robot with massive tits?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 21:57, Reply)
sadly not

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:00, Reply)
The best robot was R2D2
Or at least it is until I think of a better one.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:02, Reply)
metal mickey?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:03, Reply)
Big headed unfunny 70s twat.
And I don't like Metal Mickey either.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:04, Reply)
is it because Saville nonced you?
It is isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:09, Reply)
I was busy with K9 at the time.
And you can't prove otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:12, Reply)
ORAC

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:04, Reply)
star wars is shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Well who are you top 5 robots then?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Marvin the paranoid android
Twikki
Leyden the Smeg Head
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:08, Reply)
Apple shite

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:10, Reply)
Needs more Big Trax

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Does SIMON count?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:13, Reply)
It does.
Especially if you play it whilst wearing flares and a shirt with massive collars.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:13, Reply)
Ed 101
Wall E
Robocop
Kirstin Scott Thomas
bednder
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:08, Reply)
Who on earth is Ed 101?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:11, Reply)
Console game?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:12, Reply)
bad robot from Robocop innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:14, Reply)
Think you're pretty smart, huh?
Think you could outsmart a bullet?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Was Ed 101
prototype for ED 209 that the used in the film?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:16, Reply)
probably...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:16, Reply)
Hahahaha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:16, Reply)
i feel like the old timers are ganging up on me here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:19, Reply)
We were doing this when this was all fields.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:20, Reply)
To be fair, you do invite it!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:28, Reply)
From behind

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:30, Reply)
With Ed
101
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:31, Reply)
Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:11, Reply)

you're coming with me are Nakers favourite band.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:11, Reply)
never eard of them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:13, Reply)
Bet you have
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKP2sGxiPvU

The first 5 seconds should be enough.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:14, Reply)
oh yeah...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Robocop, Steven Hawkings, The Borg, Data and YM
R
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:11, Reply)
It's watched by massive tits.
Ning.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:02, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:03, Reply)
you just want to rub your cock between my sweaty mounds

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:04, Reply)
You are a sweaty mound.
Mound of a hound.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:05, Reply)
1-0 Stunned posterr.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:04, Reply)
watch 13 assassins on film 4+1
Just about to start
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 21:59, Reply)
gonna watch the culture show
about Thomas Hetherwick
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:01, Reply)
Gay Cunt

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:02, Reply)
yes. yes you are

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Yellow card.
1 breach of the Liverpool FC code of conduct.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:05, Reply)
oh no one down(sy)

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:08, Reply)
What have we all been up to tonight?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:21, Reply)
work : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:23, Reply)
That' a bit poo, mate.
I have sat on my arse. Had a cracking pork chop from the butchers for dinner though. Rock and fucking roll, me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:25, Reply)
so I hear...
out of the office all day tomorrow on a team day, I don't think they realise what a pain in the arse it is to lose a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:27, Reply)
Is it team bonding and work bullshit
Or a event day out on the lash?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:28, Reply)
I've got to head north :-(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:29, Reply)
For the fucking cricket!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:29, Reply)
Still got to work on Friday though.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:32, Reply)
You traveling all day tomoz?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:33, Reply)
Probably travel tommorrow afternoon.
Got shit loads to get done tomorrow morning, so no day on the train boozing for me.

Dozer reckons he can't leave work early on Friday, so I'm not sure I'll have time to meet him.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:34, Reply)
Result.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:36, Reply)
Who works 'till half five on a Friday?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:37, Reply)
Not me, boss.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:39, Reply)
Have you ever worked beyond 5pm on any day?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:39, Reply)
All the time.
My reputation is far more exciting than my life.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:40, Reply)
Ed 101 wouldn't work beyond 5pm.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:41, Reply)
Ape would put down his weapon!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:42, Reply)
He'd stand there playing with it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:48, Reply)
It would take him less than 20 seconds to comply.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:48, Reply)
His directives.
Serve the Public Trust
Protect the innocent
Eat the soggy biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:57, Reply)
Hahaha. The worst of all the games.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:03, Reply)
Alright, wee marn.
I could have done the stereos tonight, cunt client cancelled on me at the last minute.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:38, Reply)
No prob. Next week yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:44, Reply)
Yes, mate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:47, Reply)
Hahaha.
Dozer is like the clap.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:37, Reply)
You've had a dose.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:37, Reply)
Close call!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:39, Reply)
You've got Dozeritus.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:40, Reply)
Nasty. Very nasty. A difficult condition to shift.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:45, Reply)
I can imagine
What treatment do you recommend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:49, Reply)
A good blow out

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:49, Reply)
By 'blow out' you mean
'Make plans to meet Dozer, cancel plans to meet Dozer'.

That sort of blow out.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:50, Reply)
Not the penis sort, no.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:53, Reply)
I've made a tumbler
psychochomp.tumblr.com/
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:34, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:37, Reply)
Have you got any pictures of Poppet?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:38, Reply)
No

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:40, Reply)
G'wan.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:42, Reply)

They are probably glued to his scanner.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:49, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:54, Reply)
Speak of the devil.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:55, Reply)
mah lugs were guy burnin eh?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:55, Reply)
^ Something about Irnbru.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:56, Reply)
Jeff was jus' sayin' you are working til 5.30 Friday
And hilarity ensued.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:57, Reply)
yer i saw innit
True though, no flextime.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:57, Reply)
You'd never be able to lunch with Stunned.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:58, Reply)
Me neither.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:58, Reply)
lucky Stunned

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:59, Reply)
PD!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:55, Reply)
SP

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:56, Reply)

SP
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:57, Reply)
JTDF!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:56, Reply)
Take a late lunch or something you quendless Krankie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:56, Reply)
what,1 'til 2?
Are you a Placid?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:58, Reply)
3 till 5

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:59, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHA
THAT'S a lunch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:00, Reply)
That lunch we had last year was epic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:01, Reply)
I wish I could have had a lie down after.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:02, Reply)
queer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:03, Reply)
You should have had a kip under your desk.
And maybe a tab as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:04, Reply)
I really shouldn't tell you this stuff.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:06, Reply)
Can you JeffStock?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 22:59, Reply)
when is it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:00, Reply)
17/08

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:00, Reply)
nah, going to France for a week on 20/8
Budget don't allow innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:02, Reply)
Shame!
Budget that is, not France. Whereabouts?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:04, Reply)
Well I'm guessing he keeps his cash in the bank.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:04, Reply)
The AA guide to fiscal success.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:05, Reply)
Brittany
Staying in a gite. Nearest town is La Gacilly.

Hardly a town either really. Beautiful countryside and very little light pollution. Stunning night sky.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:12, Reply)
I love Brittany, Seafood is great.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:15, Reply)
It was no 'hit me baby one more time'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:16, Reply)
veggie innit.
The French love to lol at that. Last time I was in St Malo, I ordered a salad 'sans thon parce que je suis un vegetarien', in halting French. The waiter smiled, said 'Bon! Bon!' then returned, proudly bearing the salad without the tuna but featuring glistening anchovies.

If my French was better, I would have complained.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:21, Reply)
You'll be on the all Galette diet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:22, Reply)
it's the best un homme can get

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:24, Reply)
Less than 2,500 people.
That's proper rural.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:21, Reply)
innit
I did Standard Grade French. I can order food (just) and explain that I'm ecossais, not a rosbif. The Auld Alliance still goes some way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:26, Reply)
The third test doesn't start until tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:02, Reply)
Oh, god. There'll be loads of that.
You fancy the 3-0?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:05, Reply)
Hopefully. If it stays dry.
It'll be nice if I can see England retain the ashes whilst there, but a series win in a minimum I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:06, Reply)
Weather looks like it may hold for a result.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:08, Reply)
Hope so.
If it goes to a 5th day then I might try and stay for that as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:09, Reply)
Too right.
I've only been to one Ashes test. 2 days at the SCG, fucking brilliant.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:12, Reply)
It isn't gonna be cheap, but hopefully it'll be worth it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:15, Reply)
Totes, Jeff.
Aussies and beer=good times.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:16, Reply)
3 nights/two days on the sauce as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:17, Reply)
Well jel.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:18, Reply)
Come along!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:18, Reply)
Looks out from under thumb

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:23, Reply)
If you are going to drop
Significant on a new wagon, then spunking several coins on the cricket will likely be frowned upon.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:25, Reply)
Unless you bring the Doris along of course.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:25, Reply)
She hates cricket more than Monty does. Haha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:26, Reply)
I can't imagine anyone hates sport more than him.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:27, Reply)
Alright Dozer.
Meh.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:01, Reply)
I'm back!
Ate far too much. Life is good
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:00, Reply)
Chinky?
What did you 'ave?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:01, Reply)
Well...
... sesame prawn toast, duck & pancakes, crispy chilli beef, spare ribs, Par Po duck, chicken with ginger & spring onions, soft noodles, fried rice and toffee banana to finish.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:21, Reply)
All excellent.
Needs prawns.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:25, Reply)
Prawns....
From an 'all you can eat' - have you got a death wish?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:38, Reply)
What a great film
Monce would have loved it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:21, Reply)
13 assassins?
I am enjoying it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:25, Reply)
Glad to have brought it to your attention

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:28, Reply)
Stunned will watch anything with that involves 'ass-in'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:29, Reply)
haha
I'm posting from my mobile, it's painful to say the least
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:31, Reply)
Just the way Stunned likes it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:35, Reply)
I'm gonna call it a night Jeffers
Have a great time at the third test, night Stunned poster as well.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:38, Reply)
Cheers. Me too.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:42, Reply)
As evidenced by my extensive VHS collection

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:35, Reply)
Was it 'Carry On, don't lose your head'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:25, Reply)
NOORKS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 23:29, Reply)

« Go Back | Reply To This »

Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1