I like a nice gastro pub that serves quality locally sourced food
And has a decent wine list
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:18, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I like all the food to have been cultivated by virgins who were only allowed to eat organic quinoa.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Apparently quinoa is causing environmental problems
www.theguardian.com/world/2013/jan/14/quinoa-andes-bolivia-peru-crop
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Apparently your face causes environmental problems.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:25, Reply)

If you choose the lesser of two evils, you still get less evil
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/jan/22/quinoa-bolivian-farmers-meat-eaters-hunger
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)

same with soy
VEGGIE CUNTS RUINING THE WORLD
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Wankers. Every single one of them. Utter wankers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)

a lot of soy goes to feed cattle.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:33, Reply)

You're not helping, be quiet

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Not so much in this country
but yeah. This is one of the things my "other" group are working on.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:39, Reply)

paramilitary anti-soy terrorists?
How can I help?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:16, Reply)

I dont drink wine in a pub

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)

I don't.
An overpriced, depressingly small risotto with fucking goat's cheese on top? Great!
VEGETARIAN WOES :(
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:22, Reply)

It's your own fault
you're clinging to an outdated eating model that has been made redundant.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:24, Reply)

i download all my meat from 'Pirate Bay'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Does goats cheese work on a risotto?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Does it fucking work in anything?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Yes
With red onion in a tart
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)

We dont say Tart anymore
Its now "lady of the night"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:54, Reply)

lady of the night Mrs Cow
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:55, Reply)

A bin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)

goats cheese is lush
only warm though. not keen on it cold.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Warm as though the goat has just freshly shat it out?*
*I may not fully understand cheese production.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)

No, that sounds about right for goat's cheese.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)

That might not be how goat's cheese is made
but that's how it fucking tastes like it's been made.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:48, Reply)

Like so
wheatsheafcombehay.co.uk

Great food, great location, great pub
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:25, Reply)

I bet you and your wife sit there sharing a half bottle of Montepulciano
You wear a pink polo shirt.

You don't say much to each other apart from occasionally one of you will take a deep breath and say "Well, this is nice".
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:28, Reply)

lol
"Nice day at the office, darling?"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:29, Reply)

They have a kid, so they are only capable of talking to one another about that now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)

It's funny cos its true
No wait not funny the other thing, tragically inevitable
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Just a couple of mistakes there...
gastro pub eatery
quality locally sourced artisan-jizzed
wine water
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:28, Reply)

I was at Tom Kitchin's new pub last weekend
I expect you'd have been on a hair trigger.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:41, Reply)

like a nice gastro pub that serves quality locally sourced food
And has a decent wine list

am a massive bent spastic
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:15, Reply)