It really is shit and for children

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:59, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

For shit children at that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I hope your child develops a love for Twilight.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:02, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Or brings home a Larp prick whom she will declare to be
her 'Soulmate'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:05, Reply)

I won't let her

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:04, Reply)

I didn't realise you had that much influence over Monty's kid.
Are you grooming her?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:06, Reply)

You're either Monty's ex or creepy as fuck

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:06, Reply)

I think we all know the answer to that one.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)

i fail to see why this couldn't be the same person

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Good luck with that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:06, Reply)

Has Sportscalf senior declared her love for boybands already?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)

My kid claims to like '1D'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Mwah hah hah haaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
Guarantee she'll have her first vajazzle by the time she's sixteen.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:10, Reply)

+ stone

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Isn't that your dealer's flat number?
ITHANKYEW
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)

POW!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Mine too
She likes two songs of theirs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Well with you as her dad she's probably never seen a five pound note

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Dammit.
I had to click that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)

very good sir

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)

that's fantastic, truly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:15, Reply)

There was actually a '1D' shop open in Leeds, after they renovated the place
Thankfully it fucked off after 3 weeks, but it was bizarre seeing it on opening day.

Was even worse hearing the kids talking about which of them they 'loved the most', FFS. Most difficult wank I've ever had.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:42, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)

I wonder whose merchandise sells out quickest and whose sits on the shelf collectiong dust
How depressing would it be to go in there and find hundreds of things with your face on, unsold.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:55, Reply)

My personalised range of
fanny wipes with my face on didn't sell well
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:03, Reply)

People are so picky

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)

But I was smiling an everything

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:23, Reply)

like browsing the sex offenders register

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:15, Reply)

This post looks really weird...
Thought you were talking me b3ffy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:06, Reply)

I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:09, Reply)