god, where does one begin?
nice guys = got bored

mental guys = got hurt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:08, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think we've covered your relationship with Chompy
Perhaps name a few of the others off here and we'll take it from there?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:09, Reply)

fuck
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Yeah, but your main problem is that you're a fag hag.

( Kroney, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Is that why you're good friends?
I'm calling you gay here. And French.
( wanderlust, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)

hang on, i'm good friends with kroney?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I offered to pay for the pizza, once.
It's all it took. You're not demanding.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:16, Reply)

and you didn't even take it upon yourself to go through my fridge
and decide that it was the contents that were weird, not the fact of going through someone else's fridge.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:18, Reply)

That's precisely why.

( Kroney, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Ooooo, sick burn dude.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Which category does Cho-cho fall into?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:10, Reply)

a mineshaft would be a nice one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)

What MARRk out of ten would you award?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:14, Reply)

look babe, you want a wild ride in my skoda, just give me a call

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)

got hurt=Guys Hospital.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)

u a
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Its simple
effective
and true.

I give you 7 out of 10
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)

See - this is just bullshit.
"Nice guys bore me"

"He was a bastard and hit me"

No - you've lost the right to moan about relationships.

I fucking hate that bullshit "Nice guys bore me" - then you deserve everything you get.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Are you saying victims of domestic abuse are asking for it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)

I am.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I'm saying that girls who complain that "Nice guys bore them" lose the right to complain about relationships.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Have you ever thought that maybe you're the problem in all your relationship fuck ups?
I had a friend recently realise she had unnecessarily huge expectations and visions of relationships and she's cool now.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

haha, there are only 2 that i would describe as fuck ups
some nice guys that didn't work out for a few reasons, and 2 that weren't so good.

it's internet hyperbole innit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:49, Reply)

^upset

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:54, Reply)