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BOOOOBS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:28,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:31,
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my parents went to the galapagos for their 30th wedding anniversary
apparently the blue footed boobies live on one island, and the red footed boobies on another, and they never breed and make purple footed boobies, ever.
why not?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:34,
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Probably because they're different species.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:35,
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doesn't stop dogs, does it?
there was a picture doing the rounds recently of labradoodles, dachsdoodles etc, and the caption was "poodles will fuck anything"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:37,
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Breeds are not species.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:39,
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but surely a blue footed booby and a red footed booby are the same species?
badger????
anyway, being different species never stopped lions and tigers, or horses and donkeys, or your mother and father, did it? so THERE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:40,
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Lions and tigers, horses and donkeys, dogs and wolves etc are not different species.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:41,
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and your parents?
anyway, wiki says you are WRONG. lions and tigers are the same genus, but different species.
surely this must also apply to boobies. the fucking things are identical, apart from their feet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:42,
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Also not different species.
Basically, if those birds aren't breeding, then they probably can't breed. This makes them a different species. Boobies have about half a dozen different species.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:44,
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Different SUB-species.
Actually, you're right with Lions and Tigers. They can breed but it's very difficult. That one's a bit of a grey definition.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:44,
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i know you are getting all this from google and wikipedia.....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:49,
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Specifics, yes.
Although the distinction between a species and a breed isn't exactly difficult to grasp.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:51,
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Well, duh. Of course it's difficult
have you ever tried to fuck a tiger? You'd be lucky to get out with your clothes intact.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:49,
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Thats right...
You have to get the sugar coated breakfast cereal out first... then you can hammer away
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:52,
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I'm not a taxinomy specialist, sweetie.
But it would appear that Boobys are the genus and Red-footed, Blue-footed (and Masked, Brown and Peruvian for that matter) are all different species, so yes they can't breed.
pffft. Masked Boobys. arf.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:52,
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If by red you ACTUALLY mean ginger
I think I may know the answer
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:35,
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well, i don't
i mean RED. ON THEIR FEET.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:37,
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Have you ever thought that you may be colour blind
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:38,
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no, but i've thought that you might be a flaming tool
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:40,
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haha
I AM
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:41,
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:31,
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Why do gay men like boobs so much?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:38,
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Because they can get away with it, GIRLFRIEND
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:39,
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Show us your bangers love.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:42,
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nearly every gay man i've ever met LOVES boobs
but i did meet one the other night who wrinkled his nose and said, eeeeew, tits.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:41,
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bebbeh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:49,
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I'm not fussed about them.
They can be a place of comfort though.
Fun to grab? Like a stress ball.
Possibly not fun for the woman.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:41,
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it's what some men call "foreplay"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:41,
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Ahh... romance.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:46,
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I understand the first 5 words but that last one
HUH?????
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 11:49,
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