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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have to work.I don't want to. I have to be in control of a 21st birthday tomorrow. It's going to be hell.
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wanderlust, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:20,
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You seem to work every weekend.Have you ever considered not doing that?
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Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:21,
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Hey K I have found a classic I want to buy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:24,
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TRY IT NOW(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:34,
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How strange What happened there?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:34,
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Considering what I do I am lucky that I probably work 1 weekend in a month.It's just urrrgh pissed up 21 year olds, at a Great Gatsby themed party. They're going to be cunts.
I begged the events manager not to take the booking.
The last time there was a 21st at the club it was horrific. I had people kicked out for being under age and on K so the parents complained about me to my boss.
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wanderlust, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:29,
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How dare you? I NEVER have 21 year olds on me.A Great Gatsby themed party? Cracked pointed out to me that The Great Gatsby was an indictment of hedonism. Perhaps you should explain this to them?
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Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:31,
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I have tried.The counter argument was that the parents are going to be there.
I don't fucking care, anyone who spends 15k on a party for their child is a dickhead.
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wanderlust, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:33,
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Is the birthday boy going to be Gatsby? Is that how it works?Would you like me to turn up and be George B Wilson?
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Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:36,
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You should take a gun and bust it out when they get rowdyand be like "this is the only gat you need you pricks" and blast them all.
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That does sound horrendous.They will have an unwarranted air of superiority with that theme.
Short change any cunty ones.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:32,
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I shall be charming and friendly and make sure they all have a wonderful time.Then I'll sit in the office and cry.
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wanderlust, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:38,
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Is Monty doing the DJing?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:22,
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oh man that's going to be toughi will come and drink there with you soon, yes??
x
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:22,
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Excellent!I'm locking up Mon, Wed and Fri. I'll shout you dinner if you like.
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wanderlust, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:29,
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AMAZINGmon i'm free, wed i have the gym 6-7 but could come after that?? x
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:32,
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Mon would be best for me!Let me know over the weekend.
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wanderlust, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:39,
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you say this like you're not texting me begging for an invite RIGHT NOW(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:30,
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We should all turn up to this party in spats and zoot suits and not leave until at leastone of us has vomited in her shoes.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:32,
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alright lusty, will you be hosting the big 40th?Or was that last year?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:32,
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Another landmark b4sh you'll stand me up at, I expect.Prick. Why must you always break my heart?
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Kroney, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:33,
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I like to keep an air of mystery about me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:36,
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although there was that awkward moment I thought you had a 3rd nipple, and it turned out to be a pepperoni(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 14:41,
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