Nothing
There is without doubt nothing which I've ever done which is anywhere *near* as rewarding.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:13, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Fucking benders.
The only reason either of you have kids is birth control malfunction.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Not in my case, no.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Right.
Let's not talk here about whose kids were a guest at their parents' wedding
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)

There's going to be a time when they don't die alone, freezing cold in their own excrement
in some tumbledown hovel like we will and THEN they'll be sorry.
( Kroney, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)

yer
because no old crone dying alone with no visitors in a piss-soaked nursing home has kids. because nobody emigrates and leaves their parents/grandparents behind, or just doesn't bother going to see them, or is the kind of cunt who is only after their cash, a la gran turino.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)

TORINO
FFS. Named after the CAR.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:29, Reply)

alright mr ford focus

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I see your weekend followed it's usual formulaic pattern.
Standing around, waiting for someone to turn up, getting all wet!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Whilst this is true in my case that doesn't make my statement any the less valid
If I didn't have *name of kid* in my life, I'd be have much more money but would be so much poorer for it.

^TWEE PLATITUDE^
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)

It does because it is linked with being given the CHOICE to spend 148k on a kid.
Given the CHOICE, at the time, I call bullshit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)

I calll your mum bullshit.
Because when she 'brownloads' onto my glass coffee table they're the size of cowpats.

PS even with all the shit I've been through, given the choice to not have her around there's no way I'd take it
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I am not suggesting you wouldn't.
Given the choice at the time all I'm saying is MASSIVE CLANGER!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)

hahahahahahahahhaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)

i wanted to make a LOLARIOUS kid name joke here
but couldn't think of one. let's pretend i did, and you all LOL'd hard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Let's pretend you crossed the line, and everyone is angry with you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Should I put her over my knee?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Only if you think your legs can take the weight

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)

That almost sounds like 'serious' answer.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Yeah sorry, I really meant 'drugs and tacos' obv.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:16, Reply)

I'm just jealous because I'm so alone.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I'm getting worried about Monty.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Bender

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:26, Reply)

I NO U R

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:34, Reply)