alt my ex is refusing to swap nights this weekend re my kid
so either I just don't go to hawkwind and lusty goes with my mate, I go with my mate and am therefore a selfish cunt and a shit dad or we both miss it. All options are terrible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:40, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's her reason?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)

she wants to go to a gig herself.
I claimed it was my 40th present from my brother and all. A lie which got me nowhere
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)

strange name for a bukkake party

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)

That's a bit shit monto.
Did she know you had the gig and is being vindictive?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)

I told her in april when I booked it but can't blame her for not making a note
It really is just tough shit
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Well, let's be fair, you've seen them before, and daughter time is precious.
And you know, if she reaches teenage hood do you want to give her the "you abandoned me for Hawkwind" ammo?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)

she'll understand

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Then ditch lusty and get smashed.
She's already on board with the river barge dream, she'll get over this too.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I knew you'd see my way of thinking

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:59, Reply)

We still on next week?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)

yep

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)

You organised a concert on your custody night and she's being difficult?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)

I didn't actually organise it.
I'm not a promoter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Now you are just being a dick.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)

what do you mean now?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Well, you know who's to blame don't you?
No, not her.

That's right, it's you.

With great power comes great responsibility.

MASSIVE CLANGER!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)

i'm thinking he's going to put your head inside a bell
and smack you with its massive clanger at this rate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)

get bent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)

sorry get MORE bent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahaha
MASSIVE CLANGER!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)

no no no no no
Surely it should be MAJOR CLANGER
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)

review no.5
www.google.co.uk/#fp=1&q=robin+hood%27s+retreat+bristol&lrd=lrd
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Is that one you tried at JS3?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:30, Reply)

nah we we couldn't get a table until half two which was no good for the diabetic massive
we went to another one which was perfectly fine
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Well I hope you all thought of me and raised a glass in my honour

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)

I did a big smelly poo and thought of all your posts ever when I smelled it, if that will do?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)

take mini monty to Hawkwind in one of those baby backpack things

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)

she's five you flid

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Perfect age to get her into concert going...
I have pictures of me at Blackbush at a Bob Dylan gig aged 3 (hippy parent blog)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)

they were just projecting onto you
i mean, you don't remember it right, so what's the point of blah blah cake cake blah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Did you see the bit where I said "I have Pictures"
I have no recollection of it at all... Shit Lawyer blog
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:59, Reply)

I'm pretty sure Hawkwind will play live again at some point. Hardly the end of the world.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Not sure mate
I heard they were going to mass suicide after this gig, in order to get places on the UFO
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)

no but I've been looking forward to it for five months so a bit gutted

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Do you reckon they'd play that Wonderwall song? God, I love me a bit of Wonderwall.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Giving your loving girlfriend a nice present and spending time with your daughter
Sounds super terrible.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:50, Reply)