Blimey, friend just got back from Ibiza.
60 quid entrance to a club, 20 vodka and coke. 9 for a small bottle of water, taps turned off. Couldn't even take their own drinks to the pool, had to buy them at poolside bar. Rip off, cunts.
And Monty sorry about your weekend woes. Give them me if you want, I'll make good use.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:16, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My friend just got back from Ibiza too and said the same thing.

( Peej, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)

The club part of the island sounds a nightmare, tackier Blackpool with sunshine.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Tackier than a Cineworld carpet

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)

It's nice to know that your friend cares so much about my weekend woes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Tell me more about your weekend woes

( Peej, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)

nothing major really, just rather :o((((((((((((((((
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2055801
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)

I missed that
If i'm totally honest I think I would go to the gig. I doubt mini you is going to remember the one night you went out to see a band you really like and hold it against you for the rest of your/her life. Shes 5, tell her the truth, she'll be fine.
( Peej, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Yes but that would mean leaving Lusty at home with MY kid.
That's not fair is it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Errr it's been like that for years, is your friend some sort if fucking idiot?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:24, Reply)

First time she's ever been.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:32, Reply)

So?! It's really very common knowledge
Your friend is clearly an idiot as well as a cheap slapper
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)

+ smelly garage

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)

£20/Pint YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Bus lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Innit
If only this were common knowledge and as such been discussed at length on the internet for decades.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Unlike the news of you boning Beckyjizzbox

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:35, Reply)

It's your turn next.

( Peej, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Monty's going to bone Battered?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Pretty much

( Peej, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)

oh not again FFS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Carpet burns on the knees eh?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Connie Francis come back hit was a bit more forthright

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

I was shocked to find this out, too - you'd think I'd have noticed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Is this actually true or Internet true?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Neither.
That was the point, Bert thought it was and went mental and he got the wrong person.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:39, Reply)

I think you are going to be telling the story in every thread from now on.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Everyone knows, even Nakers, he's just a bit hard of thinking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)

OK, if it falls on me to keep asking, so be it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)

of + about it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Don't worry, i've seen her boning people off the Internet list
she'll get to you in October 2015
( Peej, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:45, Reply)

I cannot believe someone I consider a friend is a member of the Soggy Aubergine Club.
I may make him a badge.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)

jizbox stripped off in front of me once
weird thing is, she is actually vectored under her clothes.
( Peej, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)

jsbx, earlier

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

what, by air traffic control?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

Stunned poster has been muddying the waters somewhat
Did you nick his drugs or summat?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I can't believe Mince stole Stunned poster's drugs
I never would have known if not for the internet
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)

I heard Mince held Stunned Poster at samuraiswordpoint whilst
he banged beckyjxystr and snorted stunned's drugs off her back with his hoover snout
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)

How did you find out?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)

I WAS THERE, MAN

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

WAS THERE CANNAT SEE,
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Not even in my top ten oceans

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

*dreams the same dream*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)

*sound of the plot thickening*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

plot cock
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Bloke off the internet innit
'shavedchimp' I believe he was called, a man of letters and not to be doubted in this matter such is his reputation as a straight-shooter
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

He was underneath

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

jus' sayin'

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)

YOU LEAVE NODDY OUT OF THIS!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)

officelol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)

CUP O TEA LASAGNDA SLICE OF CAYKE

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 15:00, Reply)

To be fair to my friend he said it before he went, not when he came back

( Peej, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Also, and I dont think i am overstepping the mark when I say
Ibiza is full of cunts, cunts of the worst order too...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Is b3ta Ibiza based?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)