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What's for lunch?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:47,
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I dun already ate mine(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:49,
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French stick with lamb, red pepper hummous and chilli sauceFUCKING NOM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:50,
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Sounds good. I've just had bacon. Lots of lovely bacon. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:52,
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my stomach just did a rumble :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:52,
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Bacon is goodProper skint today as Mrs Cow isn't paid until tomorrow so it was a full on fridge raid
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:53,
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some of my best cullinary inventions have happeneddue to those circumstances
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:54,
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this^Necessity is the mother of culinary invention
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:55,
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we have a huge chest freezer that we run down before we go awaySome very unusual combination have been created
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:07,
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when my parents moved they found some things at the bottom of their chest freezer that were 25 years old(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:13,
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25 years god they don't make em like they used to.I think modern freezers are preprogramed to self destruct after three years or 4 days after the warranty runs out which ever comes first
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:16,
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Yeah well we have stairs that we run down(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:25,
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*facepalms*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:28,
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Multi seed deli rolls filled with roast beef an sum crisps(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:50,
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i went to paul, which i don't normally dopasta salad, then realised i hate half the ingredients, so chucked them away.
slice of leek and blue cheese quiche because i know how much monty loves it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:52,
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Blue cheese is fucking rank. Hiya btw(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:54,
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I'm a latecomer to blue cheeseI fucking love it now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:56,
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yescheese should be really fucking offensive. there is no point in plastic cheese.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:56,
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There is a creamery not that far from us, it does the best Stilton in my opinionwww.cropwellbishopstilton.com/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:09,
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you are wronger than frank manipulating his parrot's cock to a tiny feathered orgasm(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:56,
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i don't eat much quiche because caloriesbut it is tasty
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:58,
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5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2057226
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:03,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2057227
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:03,
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Chicken jambalaya soup. Nice actually. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:54,
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OooohNot made a jambalaya for a while
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:54,
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Store bought I'm afraid but still pretty nice.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:54,
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It is rather(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:00,
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I've not seen that on the shelves before is it sold by one of the mainstream super markets?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:11,
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Morrisons... Sorry(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:23,
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Cool will look into trying it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:28,
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If they're not the LUSH new Itsu Bongo Noodles from Sainsburysthen I'm starting the AA IS A SLAAAGG rumours right here and now. You gotta have your oats about you round this place.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:27,
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They're not, they're just Nissin noodlesCheap and filling, easy lunch.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:54,
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I have had two bourbon biscuits and a coffee!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:02,
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A friend of mine doesn't like bourbons.He says they're bitter. I am reconsidering his position as a pal.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:03,
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rememkber you need to keep your support network around you brother(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:03,
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True. I have a new support network now though.An internetwork.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:04,
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Do not rely on us. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:28,
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Scraqmbled eggs on toast.3 eggs, milk, black pepper, dash of chili sauce, dash of tomato juice, grated cheese. Fucking noms. Dun in microwave.
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Agreed Tobasco and eggs are a match made in heaven(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:14,
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the Encona original hot pepper sauce is like ketchup to meI think I have built up quite a tolerance to it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:19,
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I've always had a bit of a crush on Ronnie Ancona. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:32,
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My friend got a gallon bottle for her birthday(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:19,
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I have a mate in the Army he don't like tobasco but they get given these little tiny one serving bottles in their field rations he saves them up for me \o/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:21,
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It's not the point, a mate in Afganistan whilst out on patrol thinks to save his friend tobasco saucethat's pretty fucking nice
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:27,
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oh I thought you'd asked him to save them(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:29,
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Nahhh, he just saves them for meLast thing on my mind if I'm in the middle of a fire fight in Helmand would be " Ohhh I'll put these little tiny one serve bottle of tobasco for some cunt back in England"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:33,
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Shit the bed! I can help chompy through his financial difficulties AND get him a free crate of wine!uk.virginmoney.com/virgin/credit-cards-v3/?source=MSP-BTR-51366-65937
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:18,
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Sammich. Nommy cripss. Chocywocy bar. Cola. I didn't die. In fact, I got it right.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:23,
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Well done, you be charging old ladies for work they don't need doing in no time!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:24,
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I'm gonna stand around in strangers houses, drinking tea, listening to Radio 2 and charging by the hour in no time. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:25,
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This calls for a celebration chimpsI'll go get some donuts
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:24,
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I considered a donut instead of my choccy bar, But then changed my mind. True story.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:26,
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*seinfelds*(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:28,
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Where is TH? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:28,
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No. Of course not.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:30,
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I'm here loveAbout to leave, but I'll be around in a little while. What's the go?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:32,
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Miss you. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:34,
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That sounds like my lunch.Except I have no chocolate. And a diet pepsi.
You can now successfully test ringmains then? Well done.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:25,
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Well, I can do one part of the test. And that doesn't apply to all ring mains.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:26,
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the lights in my old flat were ona ring I think, it was confusing(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:29,
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You're a fraud and a charlatan, Windy.Electrician, indeed.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:29,
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I'M STILL IN TRAINING YOU HORRID BULLY MOD. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:30,
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Hiya *waves*(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:32,
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All good dear. You still cookie cutting and wiping the arse of the elderly and decrepit?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:35,
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Naked Noodle, chilli beef flava2 x pots = £1.50
man I can't wait til I'm rich Imma get well fat.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:26,
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When you're rich, you can pay a man to suck the fat out of you. So you can eat ALWAYS.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:29,
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The prostitution thread was earlier(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:30,
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Welcome to the club(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:29,
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I don't live I'm Wales, I studied in Wales. Feckless r-Tard (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:33,
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There was an implication. When did I say you said I lived in Wales?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:41,
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have you seen this?here, let's do our best to RUIN BANK HOLIDAY
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23730107
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:35,
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What cunts, eh?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:36,
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I don't even live in London and I think Bob Crow is a cunt. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:37,
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Even Bob Crow's mother thinks he's a cunt.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:38,
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the fact that he targets times that will most upset the public makes me want to slash at his fat face with a whipi'd like to ask him one simple question:
where do you think the money comes from?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:39,
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It's as if he doesn't think him and mates should be affected by a global recession. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:41,
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he thinks that the fat cats should take more of a hit than the workerswhich is fine and worthy, but it doesn't reflect how business works these days. if nobody invests in it, it collapses. and they won't invest if they don't make money.
the people who are paying in are precisely the ones he is fucking off.
and he himself takes a pretty massive salary, the hypocritical fucktard.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:44,
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He's a piggy-eyed cunt and I would dearly love to stave his head in with a mattock.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:40,
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i think you shouldthen when he needs an ambulance, oh no, they're on strike.
when he gets to hospital, oh no, the staff are on strike.
then when he makes a limping fat recovery and wants to sue you, oh no, the court staff are on strike...
CUUUUNT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:41,
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He's a fat pig-fucking cunt and I hope he fucking dies.And I've only lived in London for two months.
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Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:47,
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nor will ii'll be on a beach in cornwall. but THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:46,
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It's exactly the point.Or it might be missing the point entirely. Saying I skim read that link is a massive overstatement.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:48,
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Hey Jeff I'm gonna be in Brizzle on Friday afternoon evening, do you fancy not meeting up for a pint?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:52,
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Sounds great.Can we not meet Dozer too?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:53,
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Sure thing, I've done it loads of time now(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:54,
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But they care Bout the underground too to be fair.The fence sitting bin raiders.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:52,
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They're trying to save peoples jobs, whats the problem?(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:50,
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Hey Monce you missed my epic disco link earlierb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2057180
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:36,
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I think that I need to question your sincerity here(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:43,
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I saw two mormons this morning, the bird was quite fit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 13:45,
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