32ff?!
I'm no tit expert but no way are either of those above a c.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:04, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

and I wouldn't get anything from The Heil.
They hate my kind. I would have been hung, drawn and quartered already.

Hateful slags.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Well, you are a Gay, and you know, the sort of people that read the heil generally hate anyone that doesn't live on their arm of the estate.
Headline would have been "evil bum lord smuggles bum drugs in his bum for evil bum terrorists boo Gay bum lord boo."
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)

All headlines should be thus for always.

( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:12, Reply)

The comments sections always raise a giggle though.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:15, Reply)

and has brought down house prices through bumming

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:25, Reply)

most women think they are bigger than they are
Its the tit equivalent of cock size...
they also wear the wrong size boulder holder, whereas us chaps cant wear the wrong size pants
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I have a shocking level of ignorance about female clothing
in that it's not shocking because I don't care about female clothing, but I think cup size has more to do with overall volume of jubbly as opposed to said jubbly's z axis spacial penetration. A lady with a wider Y axis and a shallower Z axis will be a similar cup size to a woman of reverse proportions.

Perplexing.
( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:33, Reply)

East West Breast

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:33, Reply)

^ SCIENCE ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Cup size is essentially
the differential between the measurement round the back and across the nipple to the measurement around the back and under the boobie... the difference will give you the cup size.

I has a pretty uncanny ability to tell a womens size at a glance, which isn't in anyway creepy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)

s'easy, just get a sheepdog bra
it rounds them up and points them in the right direction.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)

*polite applause* and a click.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)

This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went to a doctor. After a thorough exam, the physician called the fellow into his office and said, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what is causing your headaches, but we've found a cure for them: you'll have to be castrated." The man, needless to say, was taken aback, and told his doctor that he believed he would try to bear the pain. But as time went on, the headaches only got worse, and finally, the poor fellow was driven back to the doctor. "All right, I guess I'll have the operation," he said. When it was all over, the man was understandably depressed, and his physician told him, "I recommend you begin life anew. Start over from this point." So the man decided to take the advice and went to a men's shop for a new set of clothes. The proprietor said, "Starting with the suit, looks like you take about a 38-regular." "That's right," exclaimed the man, "How'd you know?" "Well, when you've been in the business as long as I have, you get pretty good at sizing a man up," replied the salesman. "Now, for a shirt, looks like about a 15 long." "Right again," the man said. The proprietor suggested, "And for undershorts, I'd say a size 36." "There's your first mistake," the man said, "I've worn 34's for years." "No, you're a size 36 if I've ever seen one," said the owner. The man replied, "I ought to know what size undershorts I wear, and I'll take 34." The owner replied, "Well all right, if you insist, but they're going to pinch your balls and give you headaches!!"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)

That's alright, Enzyme doesn't regret this decision in the slightest.

( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:39, Reply)