Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | Popular
That's enough about gruel.Off out to quiz night at the pub tonight. Do you do other things while you're drinking?
Alt. i quite enjoy Would I Lie To You. Is there anything at all worth watching these days?
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:06,
226 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
I'm sat in my parents garden in the country with the dog and a gin and tonic it's fucking lush(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:08,
Reply)
What time are we not meeting tomorrow? (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:09,
Reply)
I dunno, might have to pop to bruton firstProlly be in town about 4 or 5
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:10,
Reply)
Excellent. I won't let Dozer know.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:10,
Reply)
No change on the relationship front then?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:20,
Reply)
Nope, we're both going to a wedding on sunday.I'm considering swapping seats with someone.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:22, Reply)
That's a bit petty. Be civil. Don't drink too much to avoid saying the wrong thing. And don't try and finger her under the table.
(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:25,
Reply)
It's not for pettyness, she either crys or shouts at me when she sees me.It would ruin everyone else at that tables night and I don't want to ruin the wedding.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:26, Reply)
You could just not go if you think you might cause a scene. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:28,
Reply)
My old flat mate and one of my best friends is the groomOne of her best friends is the bride.
I might just go to the meal and and say hello to everyone then quietly fuck off.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:34, Reply)
You should probably cut your throat and run naked and screaming onto the dance floor during the first danceThat'll show her!
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:36,
Reply)
I was planning to get hammered, take the mic off the Brides father during his speech, shout at her, then vomit on the cake.(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:38, Reply)
Now that would take some stones Girls like decisive action!
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:40,
Reply)
Might eat some leftover curry for breakfast so I shit myself in my suit at the same time.(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Maybe he could speak to the DJ and arrangeFor that song by Sophie Ellis whatsit to be on at the time.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:40,
Reply)
'I Know Enough (I Don't Get Enough)'?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:30,
Reply)
Nah, the speeches are the most emotional bit of the dayIf she is already trippin', coz bitches be mental, blud. She be double messed then. Mon.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:37,
Reply)
He's one of your best mates...but your not the best man or even an usher...Sounds like a one way relationship to me
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:38,
Reply)
That's generally how it works.You get married, your family are there.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:41,
Reply)
The best arguments at weddings are those within a family. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:43,
Reply)
What happened at yours?Father on law shout at you for knocking up his daughter
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:46,
Reply)
Nothing so interesting. Bit dull tbh. Apart from my speech obvs. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:50,
Reply)
What is it seven brides for seven brothers? Sounds like a prick to me, deffo cause a scene, maybe punch someone (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:41,
Reply)
Ok. That makes sense now you've given some context. However, there will be other parts of the day when she could still shout or cry, unless one of you doesn't go. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:28,
Reply)
Bitches be trippinSeriously though woman have no control what so ever
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:37,
Reply)
Give it the Shaggy 'it wasn't me!' line.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:51,
Reply)
And if you're at the top tablePull the cloth down a bit.
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:27,
Reply)
Series 2 of Top Boy started well this week. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:12,
Reply)
Well if you'd have watched series one you'd know.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:29,
Reply)
In which case I wouldn't have asked.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:53,
Reply)
\oI watched it
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:39,
Reply)
Read. Watch a film. Eat. Alt: if you've got Netflix then I highly recommend Orange Is The New Black.
(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:16,
Reply)
What's with the Sig?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:44,
Reply)
Please to help me with my rucksack! (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:50,
Reply)
No, it gives me the wind something terrible. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:52,
Reply)
I was thinking more GARY(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:59,
Reply)
That 'Under The Dome' thing has an interesting concept.Simpsons did it in their movie.
Channel 5 acting though :(
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:19,
Reply)
Dunno about you but i get more critical as I age.If they can't be bothered to try I can't be arsed to watch.
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:25,
Reply)
If something has terrible acting but a good premise I try to get past it.Only seen one episode and wasn't spooning my eyes out.
Not read the book so Im flying blind.
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:28,
Reply)
Vicious was fucking excellent(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:41,
Reply)
I thought it was funny :)If only to see Ian McKellen bitching
(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:44,
Reply)
You must have been the only two people watching it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:47,
Reply)
Ian Mckellen, Derek Jacobi & Miranda Hart in a sit-comCome on Nakers that got to be worth giving it a try
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:54,
Reply)
:((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:04,
Reply)
I watched something last night called "The Long Firm"2004 it had Derek Jacobi and Mark Strong in it, it was a bit full on with the gay scene, I can only imagine now that Mark has gone big they are digging out any old crap he's been in
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:50,
Reply)
The three books that that series is based on are excellent. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:53,
Reply)
It was accidental TVsometimes that is the best TV ever
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:55,
Reply)
Yeah I saw that, way back when. Was pretty good as I remeber(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:01,
Reply)
Never said when the next one was on though :((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:06,
Reply)
Alt: Aint Charles and Eddie a bit old hat by now?I'm watching Kung Fu and sipping on Brandy, does that count?
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:37,
Reply)
YESSSSSSSSHello Nakers you still trying to find Bristol?
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:40,
Reply)
I'm in Wiltshire at the rentals tonight, Brizzle is tomorrow(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:43,
Reply)
Some parts of Wiltshire are lovely. Most of it is a shithole. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:43,
Reply)
Wow what insight, it's almost like you've described most placesThis bit is nice
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:47,
Reply)
I've got friends near Devizes and some others near Warminster. Some of the villages south of Warminster are some of the nicest parts of the UK I have seen. However Melksham, Trowbridge, Chippenham, Westbury etc are all rotten, nasty shitpits.
(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:49,
Reply)
I'm on the Oxfordshire border, but yeah I know what you mean(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:59,
Reply)
Had some good games of skittles in pubs down there.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:47,
Reply)
I once dropped a bag of Skittles in a pubsmall world innit?
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:51,
Reply)
Certainly is.I once skittled a bag in a pub. (well round the back of one ashally)
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:55,
Reply)
I hope you didn't drop your chips(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:56,
Reply)
Well the quiz won't win itself.Laters baiters.
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:57,
Reply)
Yeah just fuck off and leave me alone with these lot FANKSFANKS a fucking BUNCH
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:58,
Reply)
*gets cattle prod*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:05,
Reply)
He's playing hard to getI may run around the playground with my knickers at ankles height* whilst he's doing spitfire fighter planes to see if he notices me
*at that height so Battered can't climb over and look
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:10,
Reply)
What about skipping in circles? Best take yer knickers off, though or you'll fall on yer arse and lose what little dignity you have left.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:14, Reply)
MY STONES.....just my stones (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:15,
Reply)
Pssst! You have diamonds? Top prices here given! Better than shops!
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:17, Reply)
I'll get Supermatt to drop them off(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:18,
Reply)
hahaha....I'm happy you got the Dignity and stones thingb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1982014
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:22,
Reply)
ZZZZAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPZZZZZZZZZ(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:06,
Reply)
^ back in the West CountryFor 5 minutes and he has the accent down.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:08,
Reply)
I would say Cider but that's his arse(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:11,
Reply)
sidearse
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:11,
Reply)
YM.alt: YM.
Am I doing this right?
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:07,
Reply)
Not really. She said you didn't touch the sides.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:08,
Reply)
Thimble you're doing fine.....Just fine(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:13,
Reply)
I'm bored.I might sort out some dinner.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:18,
Reply)
What you going for?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:20,
Reply)
Dunno.I might have some fish. Although I could really enjoy a curry.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:23,
Reply)
I had some Red Snapper with pickles todayTop fucking notch mate
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:25,
Reply)
I'll bet Eric ate more than his share.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:27,
Reply)
Lost me there but.....Pours pint anyway
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:28,
Reply)
*tuts, sucks teeth and gets all up in your grill*(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:36,
Reply)
get's up to get down(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:58,
Reply)
Is wha-agwan dem man dem,a tripping rude boiuna act like dem a special smomoby, chane deal with dem when dem all up on this uppatish levl, you overstand dat
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:36,
Reply)
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:41,
Reply)
*passes the duchee on the left hand side, clockwise, in a circle*(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:45,
Reply)
POOR OLD CHOMPY(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:48,
Reply)
It should have been coochieBut record labels can't endorse drug taking
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:46,
Reply)
No one should endorse it, it's illegal you know.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:48,
Reply)
Tell that to the Youth(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:49,
Reply)
+Baby dancedisco inferno
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:54,
Reply)
There ain't no party like a Phudbree party(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:57,
Reply)
*skanks up in a circle*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:40,
Reply)
Yeah, I actually set a pub quiz, here's a good one I got from here the other day.From the 4 main English footie divisions, which is the only team to not have any letters from the word "mackerel" in it?
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:46, Reply)
WAS IT BUM AIDS?Edit: now you have edited your post my reply makes no sense
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:47,
Reply)
Fucking Ayou?
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:51,
Reply)
Yeah good dude.We;re doing a charity suckling pig roast this weekend. I'm making some alcohol apple sauce.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:54, Reply)
I don't think I have mentioned the hogroast I went toob3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1973048
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:58,
Reply)
Vegetarians are welcome.To salivate and wish they could be cured.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:04, Reply)
Mmmmmmmmm...Cured vegetarians. Especially the corn fed free
range ones.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:10, Reply)
And copies of the New Internationalist poking out their back pockets.(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:16, Reply)
I read something, that said most Veggy types eat Bacon* or turns them or somesuchJust be real, cut down on red meat if you need to but, be real to yourself and get the fuck off that high horse.
*They act like they don't but they do
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:10,
Reply)
Yeah, bacon did it for me.I was actually vegan for a good few years. Sorry.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:12, Reply)
No biggy PookieMeat is right, I do have times where I like to have only vegetable based food.
I shun a lot of bad meat groups, but we are what we all are
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:16,
Reply)
I don't eat merely bacon and cow based foods, I am aware of salad, vegetables, bread fruit etc.I just love bacon.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:19, Reply)
TROOF RIGHT HERE^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:21,
Reply)
An ex of mine was a veggie, but ate ham on the sly.And frazzles, but I think they are ok for hippies.
(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:12,
Reply)
Bacon crisps have no pork in them TRUFAX(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:14,
Reply)
hahaha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:16,
Reply)
When I was vegi, I never saw the point of eating a synthetic that mimicked the meat taste. Soy bacon, etc.(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Why thank you fellow DrMy jib was tailored on Savile Row
jimmy joke in 3..2..1..
(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:20,
Reply)
I assumed someone would be in there like a shot.If I didn't know better, I'd think people glossed over my posts.
(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:26,
Reply)
Tell this to TuiB(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:18,
Reply)
Arsenal? They're a football team aren't they? I'm going with them. The bunners. They love buns.
(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:01,
Reply)
Na, cricketers with guns, innit.
124 for 3. Check. Make that 4. Smithers with a 404 from he pavilion.
Top shot!
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:08, Reply)
There's people on the pitch, they think its all over!Nope. Three days left.
(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:10,
Reply)
Right, time for the Thompson sub machine gun before bad light stops play.
Slow play? I have the answer.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:13, Reply)
Since everyone has missed my EXCELLENT CEEFAX JOKEI am currently unable to validate you. Soz.
(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:23,
Reply)
PHONES 4 Ulatest campaign should have been vetted before Battered's latest marking idea was put in practice
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:20,
Reply)
Alt: bobs burgers and parks and recreation (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:16,
Reply)
Have you got a takeaway van down the play-area?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:17,
Reply)
Ha, no but I should do(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:18,
Reply)
So are we all set for tomorrow then?You know, the surprise 'kick the shit out of Nakers' raid that you've been planning.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:20,
Reply)
Bob has come home now, didn't you hear?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:21,
Reply)
Bobby and Jeff are going to Bum rape you and chuck off the Clifton bridge(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:23,
Reply)
It's worse than he thinks.We are going to rob him of 50p to pay the toll as well.
(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:24,
Reply)
+againwill he never learn
(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:25,
Reply)
Yeah well, it'll cost them a 20p tollSo who REALLY is the winner here?
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:24,
Reply)
Bobby likes a tv program based around food, shock horror!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:17,
Reply)
Would someone please start a new thread?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:27,
Reply)
I hope Nakers starts a new thread.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:27,
Reply)
^ needy ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:28,
Reply)
Is that ok reaches for the bottle of Brandy(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:31,
Reply)
« Go Back | Reply To This »