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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This thread is so shit, I've just ordered a pair of shoes.I'm going to send Hartley the bill.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:52,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Adult shoes or silly sneakers like mince?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:52,
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A little of column A and a little from column Bwww.clarks.co.uk/p/20352802
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:54,
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I have never seen a patent desert boot beforeI have a pair of tan suede ones that I love
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:56,
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I do like a pair of originals.And at half(ish) price, you can't say no.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:56,
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I'm all about a bargin, spending money for the same of it is a chumps game(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:58,
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When my old man was in the RAF, him and some mates ended up drunk, Borneo, at a streetside shoeshine stall. His mates, with leather shoes got theirs shined. dad, with suede desert boots, had his shaved with a safety razor. he wondered about this for years.
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Fuck's sake.You should leave the vinyl tag on when you wear them.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:58,
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Hang on. I've seen you in shoes.You wear the same shoes as George from the hofmeister adverts.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:07,
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Proofwww.propstore.com/product/tv-commercial/george-the-hofmeister-bear-costume/
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:09,
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And your lager isn't even as great as you claim it is.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:13,
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Shit, that was a terrible drink. Bloody awful. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:14,
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Just goes to show, with 'clever' advertising, you can sell anything.As I'm sure you know!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:15,
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An expensive pair then I hope. Pair of Churchs' for work or similar. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:53,
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Hey, jeffs father in law ent gonna spot him shoes(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:57,
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I for one would like to hear all about Jeff's wedding.I imagine it was a tasteful and dignified West Country cider festival.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:02,
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Is Jeffers married? I assumed the Doris was a girlfriend...donno why now(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:06,
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The important question is how much your wedding cost(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:12,
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101KNo wait, not that. I think it was about 15k, including a couple of weeks in the Maldives.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:14,
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We spent more on a week's honeymoon in Cornwall than we did on the wedding.Admittedly, it was an expensive honeymoon, that involved taking all the kids and grandkids along with us to a nice place, but still...
About four grand went on the wedding itself, I think. Best day of my life, too.
/gaaaaaaaaay
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:18,
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Weddings are super expensive. Ours seemed like a lot, but I. Luke see how to do it cheaper and maintain the quality that we wanted(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:21,
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They do weddings now?https://www.luke1977.com/
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:22,
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Even if you don't actually have a reception or anything, it still costs the best part of a grand just to actually *get* married.Fucking rip off.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:24,
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You didn't have a honeymoon to yourselves?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:22,
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We knew the kids wouldn't have been able to afford holidays of their own that particular yearthrough one thing or another. Decided to have a big family trip and make a 'do' of it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:25,
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Sounds nice , considering you are a less usual couple(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:27,
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that's a very nice way of saying 'fucking freaky'.Thanks. : D
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:28,
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Part of me thinks it's a shame you didn't have time to yourselves, part of me thinks what you did was a nice thing to do.Shit. Turning 40 is turning me gay.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:28,
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I'm gonna bum the shit out of you at your birthday party(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:40,
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You missed it, but then you would have, as you weren't invited. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:42,
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Ahh...have a manly pat on the backSo what happened anyway, not disclosing finances? Grew apart? Sexual dviancy?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:19,
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Chomps shared and we all helped, maybe we can help you.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:37,
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Don't most weddings last a day?Unless you're one of Sportscow's lot. Their weddings last about a week, I think.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:20,
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Hic ................hic(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:53,
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