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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Clearly Harters is some kind of spastic prick
I'm watching Kerrang TV while I work, however music TV seems to have had it's day, do you ever watch it? Do you care?

alt: i had duck liver pate for lunch, it was nom. Best pate or cold meaty treat.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:22, 157 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
YM?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2059843
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)
Music tv is shit
It's all either chart pop or wannabe gangstas chirping on about the size of their "benzos" and how many "hoes" they have.

Kerrang is all emos or rap metal, also shit.

Pate is the nom, Ardennes on fresh warm toast for me.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)
A bit like YM

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)
Alright Frank, give HH his login back

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)
YM YM YM
Gave me a lob on
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Well done dick head, you've scared off the few people who were here

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)
YM did it

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Never really watch music TV no.
Although I did love MTV2 for a time, but not for years.

Alt. I've got some sort of spicy beef roll.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)
i used to stay up late watching 2eclectic
then go to school and tell my friends about a cool new band i'm now into and leave them in awe
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Those were the days eh?
When we had real friends.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)
:( :( :( :( :(

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)
:( indeed. :(

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)
I used to watch Headbangers Ball
I am old
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)
You are old, but handsome.
How's it going?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Yeah, alright
Think I'm sick again. With any luck I'll die this time. Got next week off though, so it's not all bad.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)
A whole week?
Any plans?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Not really
Just spending some time with the boys before they go back to school. Want a break from work too, obviousy.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
oh yeah
Seeing B*ldm*nkey on Sunday.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Never bother with music TV. I am looking forward to getting a new stereo. Stunned is helping me choose the components and Monty has very kindly offered me a pair of speakers.
Chicken liver pรขtรฉ is good, however, cold beef (bleu) cannot be beaten.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:35, Reply)
Bleu is for plebs.
Alright B to the attered?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Extremely well thank you. Yourself?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)
I'll be done for the weekend at 4ish,
It's a really nice feeling to know that I can spend the weekend chilling, no work, no drunk dick heads.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Nice. Is everything set for next week?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I dunno, I'm coming to London with the lady, we're almost certainly having dinner with Monty and lusty,
But no set plans for the evening yet, and not sure if we're crashing at theirs or getting a late bus back.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Still trying to sort a dog sitter?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Yeah, I think that'll be alright, probably.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)
last day before holiday panic, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
running around like headless chicken, being asked stupid questions. plans to finish work off at leisurely pace tomorrow totally ruined by it being the first weekend EVER the fucking building has been closed because of electrical testing, arrrrrgh
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Now answer the meat question

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:37, Reply)
this is my answer to the "do you care" question

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:38, Reply)
YES

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Like YM did

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:38, Reply)
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(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)
They're good for background noise when playing a game of 'triv'
or if you want to watch a best of the eighties videos countdown to see if Thriller still comes out on top. I prefer Sledgehammer (not the dirty harry tv comedy series) or that one, what was it?, y'know with the vampire.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:37, Reply)
i really like the music video for sledgehammer

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)
^ this guy knows his oats ^

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Too fucking right you little pisshead
a mans gotta know his limitations
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)
I'm in a brandy heaven

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)
are you pissed?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)
Nahhh just bored

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)
That's the spirit champ!
Now get on facebook and tell people what you really think of them
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)
I don't hve a book face :(

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)
i know nothing of oats

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)
watch out boy

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)
There's this dwarf actor whos in the movie Troll and Willow I think
and he's the dead spit of Hall or Oates
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)
I embarrassed myself in front of a large crowd at a bus stop thanks to Peter Gabriel

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Were you openly weeping to 'In Your Eyes' chimpo?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Nah, I was singing along to Sledgehammer in my car with the windows down,
Noticed the crowd staring at me, tried to look casual opening a bottle of sprite, that exploded soaking me and most of the inside of the car. They laughed at me.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Hahaha
The way I'm picturing this is they couldn't see the bottle, just the explosion.

"Man, that dude really loves his Gabriel!"
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)
Lol.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)
brilliant

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:27, Reply)
It's OK weepee
Them Doc dre beats have a lot to answer for
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Hogs pudding
nommy
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)
^ this ^
Wish I could find it outside Cornwall. Never found it in London.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)
I wonder if it travels well.
I'm in London early October, I could bring you some.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Yes please.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)
I shall then

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Great. Thank you.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:25, Reply)
I watch a bit of telly, yeah. Mainly reality shit.
Quite enjoyed that Hannibal series.

I mainly buy box sets though and watch it in one go.

Alt. Pepperami, or peppered ham. Satay sticks.
I do like to devour a packed of chicken or other meat from the deli.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Yeah, I bet you love putting meat in your mouth.
Oh, hang on.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)
You're trying to tell me you've never munched on a bit sausage?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)
I don't know what you're implying, but if you even look at my crotch I'll mace you.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Imagine women got like this every time you leered at their tits?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Most of them do. Maybe it's the way I'm going about it.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I have a box set of all 23 Bond films on blu ray. Arrived this morning.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I've not seen any of the Daniel Craig ones.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
He's good. The best Bond IMO.
I rank them in this order:

Craig
Connery
Dalton
Moore
Lazenby
Brosnan.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Brosnan was terrible. Moore is my fave :)

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Dalton is much underrated. Shame he only did two.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Sincere agreement here
Living Daylights had the heady mix of gadgets and violence done quite well. The only thing that lets that film down is the girl and the switcharoo villain.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)
^ correct on the Internet ^

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)
ERROR
The NORTHERN Bond was a fookin travesty
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)
TENUOUS NAMEDROP ALERT
Mrs Cow's cousin's husband's uncle WAS DAVID FUCKING NIVEN!
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)
lazenby was the best, hands down

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)
i do genuinely believe this

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Why? Wooden acting.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)
no no, you obviously weren't watching it right

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Goldeneye is the best Bond film

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:19, Reply)
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
Now I know you're trolling.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:20, Reply)
goldeneye is probably the second best
after on her majesty's secret service
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:22, Reply)
what's not to like?
Sean Bean is an excellent bad guy and it was the start of "modern" bond
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Brosnan is terrible. Truly awful.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)
my favourite bond film with pierce brosnan is mars attacks

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:27, Reply)
He's not that bad. I have healthy respect for Goldeneye,
but it went downhill so quickly after that.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)
This is completely wrong Batts old stick.
Moore
Craig / Brosnan / Connery - I genuinely like all of these, in different ways.
Lazenby
Dalton.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:40, Reply)
so you've managed to buy the correct media this time?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I had last time you prick. I merely mis described it here. As you well know.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Did you get it from Zavvi?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)
eBay. £73 v £130 on Amazon.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)
They are Blu Ray DVDs!

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:12, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)
The old film transfers have been done really, really well.
From Russia with Love and You Only Live Twice are particular highlights.

If you have 5.1 then you're in for an even bigger treat.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:04, Reply)
Not sure what 5.1 is, I've got a new Samsung 'smart' TV. 42".

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:11, Reply)
5.1 is in reference to the speaker set up you bellened
it's no wonder you don't know the difference between DVDs and Blue Rays
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:15, Reply)
If you've got 5.1 your house must look like an explosion in a spaghetti factory

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Ha ha

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)
yeah, well I aint got it so there

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Ape's house after his 5.1 install
www.thebuzzmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/super_internet_yellow_wall.jpg
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)
I knew what that pic was before I even clicked

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:44, Reply)
I do.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Me too and the cables are in the walls so no mess! Yay

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Oh MUSIC telly.
Nah, it's shit. Even MTV is all show's and no music.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)
how about that airplane food?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)
How bout it?
It's all panini's and microwave chilli.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysyZF-DZFY
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Music TV is fucking shite
Get on the old youtube and play roulette
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)
A drunk magpie just flew into my fence

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)
it seems to be mostly genitals nowadays

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Alright Sporters.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Afternoon sunshine
All sorted after your Tescwoes?
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)
I'm tip fucking top thanks. All good.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)
\o/

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)
What are you up?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Trying to get some work done so I can fuck off early to drive up to Amble

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:29, Reply)
105/1

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Terrible odds.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Or not.
I know nothing about betting.


Or cricket.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Root needs a big un.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2060632
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)
Is it safe to come out yet?
gay joke incoming
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:03, Reply)
NO GAY CHAT!

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Bloody hell. What are we here for then?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Never watch.
Chicken pate with brandy what I make.
Gorgeous.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)
that is of course the king of pates

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)
Hello Monty.
Online recipe...BBC I think.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:22, Reply)
I don't mind Kerrang too much, although I tend to prefer the stuff played on Scuzz.
Alt: Not a fan of pate, etc.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:07, Reply)
kerrang seems to have eaten scuzz

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)
I used watch Westwood making a penis of himself on Night Network
I acquired dvds of it a couple of years ago and it's still hilarious
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Does he say 'drop da bomb! It's a big dog pit bull baby girl!'?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)
not back then
We're talking 88. His knobbish catchphrases were different
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Hit me up with some eighties Big Dog slang.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)
no

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:22, Reply)
In which case you can Get Fucked.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)
bit rude

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:24, Reply)
I'm not sorry.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Do you have means to make me a copy of that?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:12, Reply)
they won't be copy protected

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)
THIEF^

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)
^ WANKER ^

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2060668
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:19, Reply)
just dropped the nipper off and lusty is at work.
Gonna meet up with my arsonist mate Dave and misbehave
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:12, Reply)
he sounds lovely

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)
he's actually really alright
Despite the arson, the gold teeth and the being a sambo.
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)
I used to know someone known as 'medium sized Dave'. I have no idea why, as none of us knew anyone else called Dave, tall or short.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:15, Reply)
what do they call you?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Dave

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:19, Reply)
By my first name. I thoroughly dislike nicknames, or having my name abbreviated.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:19, Reply)
i dunno what you can even abbreviate it to

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:21, Reply)
A colour.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Fuschia

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:30, Reply)
NO fuschyou

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:35, Reply)
What colour is "grum"?

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Our group has a Small, Medium and Large Bri
and 3 Daves
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Root's out.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:26, Reply)
We need a century from Trott.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)
unlikely
bell will score one though
(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:30, Reply)
you first

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Alright Nakers.

(, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 14:30, Reply)

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