I was once too polite to tell a chugger to fuck off
and ended up missing my bus because I couldn't escape her wittering on.
The charities that mr b3th and I donate to are the ones that have affected us psonally - cancer research and dog rescue etc. yesterday I bawled like a flid over he sad stories in the Blue Cross fundraising junk mail. I blame my hormones.

Alt: work on Saturday, YD on Sunday.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:37, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'll let him know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Have I given you any money yet for your run?
I can't remember.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:39, Reply)

NO.....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)

Hit me up, dood.
I'll sort it later.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I stuck it up on facebook this morning

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Have I?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:43, Reply)

You have not sir

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Good... didnt want to throw my hard earned money away

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:09, Reply)

*nods*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Give him a head start eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:42, Reply)

you preggers B3ffy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:39, Reply)

It'd be a fucking miracle.
And not in a good way.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)

GUNT WOES

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Way to be nice to people you're asking for money, Sporters.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:44, Reply)

sorry
I just like the new WOES meme
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Well the Weston Super Mares rugby team were servicing her only last week

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I think that ship sailed a long time ago

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

HMS Ovaries

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

click

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:52, Reply)

That ship never left dry dock
IfyouknowwhatImean
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:42, Reply)

KY Jelly is mr b3th's friend here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:50, Reply)

he likes to thumb it in dry
In my experience anyway...


*sits slightly to one side wincing*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:10, Reply)

How do you make a whore moan?
Wipe it on the curtains
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Sand in the lube?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:10, Reply)