Yeah 300k - and if they get less than 290k they get a lower commission.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:29, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How much commission does an estate agent get?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Standard rate with these jokers is 2.25%
I got them to agree to 1.5% which is prolly what they expect to get anyway - going down to 1.25% if they get less than 290k.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:32, Reply)

1-2% is standard on a resi sale
So 10 times what your mum makes on a Friday night
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:33, Reply)

It's fixed cost up here
it's almost communist. You'd be heartbroken.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I can see the point in a percentage commision
but at the same time, it's ridiculous if you're selling a million pound house compared with a £100K house you don't do ten times as much work.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:35, Reply)

I suspect some kind of fair medium would lie in between the two approaches.
Although I kind of think that selling "a house" is the same amount of work no matter how much the fucker sells for, really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:37, Reply)

I would say that the more money the buyer has, the more of a total ball ache they are, based on my experience

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:40, Reply)

I would say that you are a total ball ache. Because nobody would ever want to have sex with you. So their balls would ache.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:43, Reply)

That's not what your wife said
When she begged me to ram that broomstick right up there "because al's cock is like being fingered by a thumb"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I'm not sure about this
Thumbs are thicker than fingers, so that's good, but fingers are longer, so that's not as good.

On average I'm assuming the Swipe actually likes my cock.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:55, Reply)

I don't think "having to sell to cunts" justifies charging more money.
We can't increase student fees if they turn out to be a ballache.

In any case aren't you working for the seller not the buyer?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:43, Reply)

She works for whoever is tucking the fiver into her pants
fiver into her pants 50p into her pint glass
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:47, Reply)

It could come with an orgasm and a helium balloon tied to it
It'd still be in Scotland
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:36, Reply)

I'm pointing out that you'd hate it
why are you trying to convince yourself that it'd be good?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:37, Reply)

No dearest darling
I am saying zero fucks given because Scotland x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:39, Reply)

That's good then!
New beginnings.

Once you're living on that barge it will be plain sailing!!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:32, Reply)

sail drown
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:34, Reply)

marchioness lols

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:55, Reply)

terrible bullying of chompy

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)