I've just had a mint Club biscuit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:08, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

how was it?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:09, Reply)

It was okay.
Not as nice as the one with dead flies in it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:10, Reply)

you know, i'm not sure club biscuits have ever been any good.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:10, Reply)

make a milkshake with ice cream
orange clubs and orange aero in. That's when clubs are GOOD
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:14, Reply)

or make a milkshake with vodka, creme de menthe and kalhua.
and stop fucking around like some kind of child.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:15, Reply)

now I wish I'd not lost my blender

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:16, Reply)

How can you lose a blender?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:19, Reply)

well there was this whole thing with an escaped lion
lions love milkshake (which is why one must be careful when trying to tempt boys into ones yard), but they are not mindful of whirling blades and snouts.

Anyway, there was some blood and fur and ice cream, a little bit of a struggle and...well...it won
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:21, Reply)

my milkshake brings all the lions to the yard
and they're like "roooooaaaaaaarr"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:25, Reply)

also
they're like "lactose intolerant"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:28, Reply)

that wasn't the mane problem

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)

you know,
i fucking hate both orange flavoured and mint flavoured chocolate, so i'm gonna pass.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:15, Reply)

I'm not gonna lie to you, winders
you probably won't like my booze milkshake above, then.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:16, Reply)

if it's booze, i'll probably drink it anyway, and be glad of the sweet release of drunkeness.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:19, Reply)

you are completely correct here winders you gloorious golden fur covered bastard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:17, Reply)

we used to have them in our biscuit selection for clients
along with kitkats, highland cookies, some other options and some healthy boring oat biscuits.

suddenly they've gone overnight, to be replaced with what is blatantly a rip-off snickers bar, but with arabic writing all over it. most peculiar.

BRING BACK THE CLUBS. WE WANT CLUBS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:26, Reply)

wrong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:09, Reply)

how did you do that
without thinking 'you know, orange would be far superior'?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:09, Reply)

Did there use to be a red coloured wrapper
that was just biscuit and chocolate?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)

And wafer I think.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)

possibly, yes
there may have been a toffee one too, but I might be thinking of Trio
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)

that was rare beef flavour

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)

for some reason this made me laugh.
fuck you, Nakers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:14, Reply)

I always fry my steak in Avacado oil cos it has a high smoking point
just saying
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:15, Reply)

just because you were wrong earlier.
Also, using extra fat for frying steak? that's worse than raping children.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:17, Reply)

fuck off it is, laods of butter in the pan is great for a steak

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:18, Reply)

trollllollllollollllolll.
Edit - although I'm not sure I'd cook it in butter. bit of garlic flavoured butter melting over the cooked steak though, that's a win.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:23, Reply)

i'm not trolling I promise, I find it helps to build that delicious crust

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:25, Reply)

I meant me, you tool.
of course you might want a little extra fat for steak sometimes. I just hadn't made a totally over the top comparison between a minor cooking difference and raping children yet today, and it's getting on a bit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:27, Reply)

unlike the children, presumably

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)

they're old enough when they leave school
and they leave school at 3.30.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)

Erm. No. Slight amount of oil wiped on the steak. Add salt. Griddle. Rest. Add pepper.
IF you add the pepper at the start it will burn.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:18, Reply)

I like to warm through some garlic in the butter/oil then remove before cranking up the heat for steak cooking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:20, Reply)

Good steak doesn't need garlic on it, merely in chimichurri as an accompaniment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:20, Reply)

yeah well i like it, doesn't need to be strong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:21, Reply)

good steak doesn't need cooking
but try asking for it raw in a restaurant.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:25, Reply)

Good staek doesn't need removing from the cow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:26, Reply)

The best veal is an aborted bovine fetus

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)

The key is that it's never seen daylight

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:31, Reply)

and that it looks exactly like battered's little red face

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)

So you've never had steak tartare then?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:27, Reply)

Oh Battered.
I don't even know where that Simpsons cartoon thing is. Imagine I posted it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)

Heh heh heh. Sucker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:30, Reply)

no

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:29, Reply)

Shut up. Nobody asked your opinion.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:30, Reply)

particularly as it is entirely invalid.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:31, Reply)

garbage
what is the point of going to a restaurant to eat something raw? why not just buy it at tesco and tuck into it on your bus home?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)

what's the point of going to a restaraunt at all, then, by that logic?
there's very little I can get in almost any restaurant that I can't cook at least as well at home.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)

and that stopped who from giving it when, EVER?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:33, Reply)

Be use oranges clubs are shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:11, Reply)

all clubs are shit.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:14, Reply)

Especially Oceana in Milton Keynes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:17, Reply)

Oceana
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 17:28, Reply)